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Ideal place to setup camp in a zombie apocalypse?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I too have been keeping tabs on you though, when you are off theiving i'll raid your stores
    I knew letting the postman know where I live was a security risk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I knew letting the postman know where I live was a security risk.

    You should kill him, only way to be safe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Marlborough St, apparently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    You should kill him, only way to be safe
    I need more soap too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭token56


    Overall I think Europe would be a much better place to deal with a zombie apocalypse than America simply because European countries have had a long history of needing to deal with invading people they would like to keep out. Therefore most European countries have good defensive buildings and infrastructures, like castles, motte and baileys, round towers etc, which America has never had. Defensive buildings are paramount in such an event.

    Survivors in Ireland would do quite well I think in a zombie apocalypse in my opinion. As an Island we are isolated which works. Low risk of natural disasters such as extreme weather events, earthquakes etc which could potentially damage any survivor stronghold that is built. A lack of dangerous animals for the most part. Some good defensive buildings dotted around the country, good land for living off when resources do become scarce, low enough population and population density that massive swarms of zombies should be less of a problem compared to the UK for example. Another prime location for a survivor strong hold would be somewhere like the Isle of Man I think, presuming of course you could be self sustaining.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭Putin


    OP obviously works for Tesco. Not a bad spot to hide though I suppose....if you love horse meat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    Putting a man on the moon was impossible..oh wait

    I know it will most likely never ever happen but there is some scientific reasons it could

    http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html


    Fair enough, but more like 28 days later, not TWD ... not this **** with surviving every kind of injury except a direct head shot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    To contribute without sarcasm to this, I guess if you were in the USA heading towards key west would be good, get one of those small islands cleared and that would be it !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Underground steel containment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    My house. I can see three countries from here, I have a rainwater harvesting system, a wind turbine, a generator with a silencer on it, a one and a half acre vegetable garden with superb line of sight in all directions, 10,000 litres of diesel and 20 boxes of Aldi rich tea biscuits.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭token56


    My house. I can see three countries from here, I have a rainwater harvesting system, a wind turbine, a generator with a silencer on it, a one and a half acre vegetable garden with superb line of sight in all directions, 10,000 litres of diesel and 20 boxes of Aldi rich tea biscuits.

    Any chocolate digestives though?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    My house. I can see three countries from here, I have a rainwater harvesting system, a wind turbine, a generator with a silencer on it, a one and a half acre vegetable garden with superb line of sight in all directions, 10,000 litres of diesel and 20 boxes of Aldi rich tea biscuits.

    But how do we know that the buzzing you heard isn't the start of the zombie uprising? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    OP thats a horrific place to pick....you'll last a fortnight max


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    token56 wrote: »
    Any chocolate digestives though?

    No chocolate. Chocolate is a laxative, increases in faecal activity would attract disease, and possibly zombies. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    A full Oil Tanker, a small tug boat in tow, some fishing equipment & a crossbow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Ideal place to setup camp in a zombie apocalypse?

    A grave/graveyard, they'll not be looking in the place that they all just got out of


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,900 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    My house. I can see three countries from here, I have a rainwater harvesting system, a wind turbine, a generator with a silencer on it, a one and a half acre vegetable garden with superb line of sight in all directions, 10,000 litres of diesel and 20 boxes of Aldi rich tea biscuits.

    Where the hell do you live if you can see 3 countries?!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    bear1 wrote: »
    Where the hell do you live if you can see 3 countries?!?

    Somewhere high I'm guessing :D

    He's going to be sitting on a lawnchair with a sniper rifle and a scope to make sure none of us come steal his biscuits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,900 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    I have his IP, and my sniper is pointing right back :D


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A good sized yacht, near enough to a distribution centre like the Tesco one on Dublins Northside, plenty of jerry cans to fuel the motor boat from the furthest safe reaches of the harbour to shore, and fishing nets. Perhaps a water purification system. Also enough books to stop your brain from rotting, even if it's not going to be eaten.

    Or sail your yacht to an island with agricultural potential and enough distance from shore to keep the undead at bay.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Leitrim - lowest population density in Ireland.

    So, it's good for something, whould'a thunk it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 379 ✭✭Its All Wright


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Leitrim - lowest population density in Ireland.

    So, it's good for something, whould'a thunk it?

    Think id rather throw myself to the zombies than be subjected to living out my days in Leitrim..no offence Leitrim


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    token56 wrote: »
    Therefore most European countries have good defensive buildings and infrastructures, like castles, motte and baileys, round towers etc, which America has never had. Defensive buildings are paramount in such an event.
    The trouble with castles is you can get trapped in them. It's always been the problem with fortified buildings and zombies can hold a siege for a lot longer than people would.
    good land for living off when resources do become scarce,
    Our land wouldn't be great for growing, our farmers have missed seasons due to poor weather (more than bad weather). We would have trouble growing everything we need without artificial grow houses.
    low enough population and population density that massive swarms of zombies should be less of a problem compared to the UK for example.
    I think swarms could be more of a problem. If Dublin gets over run that's the best part of a million zombies with only one direction to go, back in land. As you've already pointed out Ireland is small so it's easier for them to traverse the country and we have few major natural barriers to stop them. For the most part you only have 10 miles between Irish towns so the swarm could move from town to town converting those that don't flee into the crosshairs of frightened mucksavages.

    Another prime location for a survivor strong hold would be somewhere like the Isle of Man I think, presuming of course you could be self sustaining.
    I think it would be unlikely (islands too small to be all that self sufficient) and again the biggest hurdle will be the locals that don't want to let some possibly infected blow in use up some of their resources.
    Putin wrote: »
    OP obviously works for Tesco. Not a bad spot to hide though I suppose....if you love horse meat.
    Avoid the first place you can think of because everyone else has thought of it too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    bear1 wrote: »
    Where the hell do you live if you can see 3 countries?!?
    Technically, I can see four. There's an island a mile of the coast that is geologically part of Greenland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    ScumLord wrote: »
    The trouble with castles is you can get trapped in them. It's always been the problem with fortified buildings and zombies can hold a siege for a lot longer than people would.

    If you had a decently sized castle and a small group of people you could probably grow enough crops and keep a few animals inside the fortress. If you're trapped inside then everything else is trapped outside.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,143 ✭✭✭D-FENS


    The Ha’penny Bridge with Eleanor McEvoy’s band blocking each end


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Technically, I can see four. There's an island a mile of the coast that is geologically part of Greenland.

    now we know where you are.

    stick the kettle on and get some biscuits out :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    D-FENS wrote: »
    The Ha’penny Bridge with Eleanor McEvoy’s band blocking each end

    But with someone else playing the harp so yer wan could come join you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    If you had a decently sized castle and a small group of people you could probably grow enough crops and keep a few animals inside the fortress. If you're trapped inside then everything else is trapped outside.
    Some castles have exterior walls left which may give you enough room for some vertical gardens. Without vertical gardens you'd have trouble getting light to the crops behind walls. You'll also need a water source.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 287 ✭✭d0gb0y


    The central bank compound in sandyford often termed the mint.
    Its ideal for a zombie apocalypse


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