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Ideal place to setup camp in a zombie apocalypse?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Hospital is another bad idea, thats where the first infected will be being treated so will have some leftovers for sure,

    Police station, once you lock yourself in you have no escape

    docks, to much of a crush with people trying to get away. very easy for the infection to spread in crowds, overcrowded boats could sink and if someone is infected on board and you don't know till you are a few km off shore you are screwed

    airports, same as ports really. the fight for places on a plane every plane in a hurry to go somewhere will lead to crashes on the runway meaning blockages and nobody to clear them.

    Precisely, everyone will go there, which means there will be a plentiful supply of tasty brains. They're the perfect spots to set up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37 jbdub


    Somewhere like Clare island, remote enough that there won't be too many zombies to deal with but close enough to mainland for supplies etc

    You'd be able to fish farm etc and set up defences in one of the buildings.

    I have probably given this more thought then i'd like to admit......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,023 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    These are all the things that ran through my head when I was reading the OP!

    I have my place picked, and I ain't sharing it with you lot, nor siree bob. It's not particularly well known but I know it like the back of my hand! That's if I make it there at all of course.

    You need to get yourself a Zombie Survival Guide OP otherwise your gonna be zombie food real quick.

    Ned Flander's bunker?

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 379 ✭✭Its All Wright


    Fair to say no where would be perfectly safe & are likely be in danger everyday..you could live out at sea but would still need to come back on land for fresh water & food unless you could live off fish & hope it rains a lot..il take my chances in Tesco


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    i was thinking the Zoo.

    Big fences to keep people out. Animals to eat and to the feed the walkers to.

    you are also close enough to the vegetable garden the Phoenix park and there is plenty of clean water


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Bill Murray's house


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Plazaman wrote: »
    I'm seeing lots of negatives but no positives. C'mon Danny FFS, are you going to be a hinderence or a help during this apocalypse. Suggestions man, suggestions.

    I'm thinking a well stocked hardware store. From the limited episodes of TWD that I've seen, a well placed scythe or a chainsaw would sort out a Zombie fairly lively. Plus they're no harm in sorting out a few of the me feín civilians who want to loot instead of becoming part of the EZKST Irl ™®.

    Elite Zombie Killing Scythe Team Ireland is a registered trademark and part of the Lucozade Energy and Curley Wurley brand names.

    Ok, my rough plan cause i'm not getting into details especially online where so many people could see it would be something like. Get a few bikes and repair kits. This is gonna be your main mode of transport. No fuel very little maintainance and can be carried. Next somewhere open, you need to see whats around you. This could obviously lead to problems with bandits etc but there are steps that could be taken to reduce exposure.

    basic equipment would be flint steel, small axe, telescopic fishing rod, charcoal, wind up torch, a small telescope, perhaps a lazer pointer, wind up GPS and walkie talkies and a solar usb charger too. Basic first aid kits and generic antibiotics are a must have too.

    A place by the coast and maybe a forest would be ideal. a few hidden boats would allow easy escape from anything you wanted to get away from, no engines though, unreliable and noisy. setting up a perimater is easy enough too, rig it in such a way that if a wire or whatever is tripped a sound unique to that area or line is sounded. That way you know what direction they are coming from instead of scanning and listening. multiple lines that are triggered afer the first would give an even clearer direction indication. animal traps can easily be modified to capture human size targets too.

    With something like this you have to remember that the more basic your equipment and plan the better. if you are relying on something having fuel you are gonna be dissappointed and batteries will die at the worst times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Sh*t almost forgot you also need duct tape and wd40.

    If it moves and it shouldn't tape it,
    If it doesn't move and it should wd40 it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,900 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Number 1:

    I'd go through the Boards gun forum and find out where the guns are most likely to be :D

    I think hiding in a supermarket is a bad idea if you have long term intentions, too many entrances and too hard to clear.
    I'd want a place with 2/4 entrances - easier to escape.
    I'd want an armored car of some sort, not sure where to find them tbh.
    A not so bad place to live would be maybe a ship?
    Or.... get to the nearest army barracks. Get as many weapons as possible.
    Try and gather 20/30 people and make sure there are more guns than people.
    Feck off onto my new cruise liner and sail away to a nice appropriately sized island.
    Start rebuilding civilization (repopulating will be my favourite task) and then slowly wage war braveheart style on a now dead Ireland :D
    Now THATS a movie!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 371 ✭✭Fussgangerzone


    x43r0 wrote: »
    Provided it had enough supplies I think an Oil Rig is the perfect solution

    No zombie is going to get near you

    You have to bring absolutely everything with you, though.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 433 ✭✭lolosaur


    concrete walls over trip wires any day of the week.

    you seem to be living in a ditch. It's a zombie apocolypse, not season 27 of survivor....

    get yourself secure. get yourself protected. get yourself a generator. get yourself supplies.


    in theory

    4 million people in ireland.
    lets assume every person kills 1 zombie.
    every zombie rips asunder 1 in 2 victims and gorges on their bodies.

    1 million left, zombies or survivors left to roam the streets - thats being generous.

    for sake of arguement lets say 900,000 are zombies/ 100,000 survivors. you only need to kill 9 zombies each.

    most of these are in or around urban populations. they are not coming down from dublin because they heard it on the zombie grapevine some lad is living in a tescos in offaly etc... A finite amount will be in your location for an period of time. this wont change rapidly. there would be days where you wouldnt see a zombie and places where you might see hundreds.

    if it's a zombie apocolypse. whats your rush, you have the rest of your life to kill zombies. get the basics right first. food water shelter protection etc..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 371 ✭✭Fussgangerzone


    A vegetable farm with a house.
    Permanent food supply, although it might take a year to fully organise.
    Loads of tools / weapons, might even have a shotgun.
    Probably remote enough that's it not mad dangerous.
    Probably has a big diesel tank, which could be handy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    bear1 wrote: »
    Try and gather 20/30 people and make sure there are more guns than people.

    If any of the zombie movies or tv shows are anything to go by you'll have more guns than people soon enough :D

    EDIT : just for those that don't already know, Boards actually has a zombie survival forum here : http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1079 lots of good info and ideas there.
    (it's like one of those nature valley bars, full of fruits, flakes and nuts :))


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,103 ✭✭✭Tiddlypeeps


    Ireland is pretty sparsely populated once you go outside Dublin, so getting out of Dublin would be priority number 1. Depending on how bad the outbreak was and where it originated I'd either immediately get the hell out of dodge or I would go somewhere like the Tesco in Naas to stock up on as much as I could fit in my car (water, tinned foods, traveling cooking supplies, things for laying traps catching rabbits like rope and wire if I can find any, knives, lighters, lots of lighter fluid, sleeping bags, torches, batteries, tents & tarp if I can find em, clothes and backpacks if I haven't managed to bring my own from home etc.). Same for petrol, as many of those handheld gallon tanks as I could get my hands on (probably not gonna be a lot, but nice to have extra).

    I'd then find somewhere really remote that has a forest, like Killarney national park or someplace like it and set up camp. If you set up a decent camp you should very rarely if ever need to go back to a town to restock.

    Buildings are only going to draw the wrong sort of attention. Once you are out of urban centres your biggest concerns are other survivors wanting to steal your stuff, so unless you are armed to the teeth I wouldn't want to take my chances.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,445 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Other survivors might not be an issue. Go cannibal. instead of competition, they're food. If they're food, they won't be zombies. Win-win.

    Plus, you can nick their supplies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Spitbank fort would work, if you took a few cows and sheep with you.

    Ain't no zombies getting in there.

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitbank_Fort


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,900 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Yeah, getting there would be the main issue :p
    And if the world ends, no way in hell would I decide Portsmouth is the place for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    lolosaur wrote: »
    4 million people in ireland.

    4.5 in 2012 plus another 1.8 million in the six counties. both sets of data are 2 years old and only account for people who filled in a census. so we could be looking at over 7 million on the island, not counting holiday makers or people here illegally.

    Then you have to consider who can actually fight, ages 15–64 years 67.0% of the popualtion so thats just over 4.5 million who could possibly fight.

    among this group you have people that couldn't kill, if their child for instance is infected could you bash its head in? Lots of people couldn't and its not just children, your wife/husband/girlfiend/boyfriend/family/friend could have the same responce from you. Then you have those who just cannot cope with this and shut down completly.

    so again your fighting force is cut down badly. Then you have those who physically cannot fight for whatever reason.

    And you have to remember that all these people who are nullified against the zombies now have 0 issues with turning on humans.

    The number of fighting fit people now have slumped in a HUGE way and thats not including accidents by the survivors where leg breaks or injuries would cripple them. Morale would slump, security would drop etc etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    bear1 wrote: »
    Yeah, getting there would be the main issue :p
    And if the world ends, no way in hell would I decide Portsmouth is the place for me

    There's plenty of fairly well armed boats in Portsmouth harbour, I'd "borrow" one of them. I reckon a Phalanx would do a pretty good job of keeping zombies away and you could even head.to the Caribbean for the winter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A Martello Tower


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,900 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    I'd just knick something from Haulbowline :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    I was discussing The Walking Dead with my mates at the weekemd over a couple of beers, for those who have never seen it you should have a good hard look at yourself because Its a great tv series about a zombie apocalypse & the survival of the human race.

    Anyway we were talking about where you would want to setup camp in the unlkely event of a zombie apocalypse. I said i would hold myself up in a supermarket, maybe a Tesco. It wouldnt be Aldi or Lidl anyway..who wants to be living off cheaply branded rich tea biscuits or wearing a fake rugby world cup jacket for the rest of your days. Nah i want that McVities sh!t & a decent knitted jumper. Plus a lot of Tescos have a Tech/entertainment departments so your going to be able to hook up that PS4, play video games & watch countless dvds while the zombies are outside muching on everyone in sight. Id let people in but id probably be too busy playing GTA IV to be honest. I cant think of any downsides to living in Tesco, id probably live there now if i could.

    Where would you setup camp in a zombie apocalypse?


    Yeah it's a great TV show allright, I loved the bit where they get attacked
    by a horde of zombies and theres lots of close up shots of them getting their heads stabbed/crushed/battered ..... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


    You mean impossible event yeah ???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,445 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    the_monkey wrote: »
    Yeah it's a great TV show allright, I loved the bit where they get attacked
    by a horde of zombies and theres lots of close up shots of them getting their heads stabbed/crushed/battered ..... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


    You mean impossible improbable event yeah ???
    FYP.

    Can't be too careful...

    :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    A Martello Tower

    That was my first thought. Bit limited when you run out of food and water though.

    Pretty safe from Zombies though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I have my place picked, and I ain't sharing it with you lot, nor siree bob.
    I've been keeping notes of where everyone plans to hide out so I can go around thieving after the outbreak.
    Ireland is pretty sparsely populated once you go outside Dublin,
    it is and it isn't. While there are few large populations outside of Dublin you'd be hard pushed to find a place in this country where you would be able to do a 360 on the spot and not see a house somewhere. anyone coming out of Dublin will more than likely stigmatized by anyone they meet, attacked and ran from every town they come across as Dubs are the most likely to be infected and there will be too many streaming out of the city for the rest of the country to be sympathetic to their plight.

    Clearly people here haven't been spending enough time in the zombie survival forum, it's only ye're own life's your risking I suppose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I've been keeping notes of where everyone plans to hide out so I can go around thieving after the outbreak.

    I too have been keeping tabs on you though, when you are off theiving i'll raid your stores


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,491 ✭✭✭looking_around


    Aran Islands, assuming zombies can't swim and won't be able to make it across due to currents and what not.

    Little bit of land there for goat farming and some veg that will grow despite the rocky ground.
    On your way there break into as many chemists as you can and steal all the anti-biotics.

    Assuming it's the apocalypse, you probably want to go somewhere we can start fresh, but feels safe doing so, a small island makes that possible.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Aran Islands, assuming zombies can't swim and won't be able to make it across due to currents and what not.

    Little bit of land there for goat farming and some veg that will grow despite the rocky ground.
    On your way there break into as many chemists as you can and steal all the anti-biotics.

    Assuming it's the apocalypse, you probably want to go somewhere we can start fresh, but feels safe doing so, a small island makes that possible.

    I'd rather become a zombie!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Aran Islands, assuming zombies can't swim and won't be able to make it across due to currents and what not.

    Little bit of land there for goat farming and some veg that will grow despite the rocky ground.
    On your way there break into as many chemists as you can and steal all the anti-biotics.

    Assuming it's the apocalypse, you probably want to go somewhere we can start fresh, but feels safe doing so, a small island makes that possible.

    Zombies sink and can just walk across the bottom of the sea. you run into problems here with feeding people too.

    yes you can fish but with weather like what we had recently its a really REALLY bad idea. and if the Islands are like the ones in Donegal the soil is pretty crappy for growing anything out there. and lots of people are going to have your idea so there won't be enough area to grow/fish enough for everyone


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 379 ✭✭Its All Wright


    the_monkey wrote: »
    Yeah it's a great TV show allright, I loved the bit where they get attacked
    by a horde of zombies and theres lots of close up shots of them getting their heads stabbed/crushed/battered ..... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


    You mean impossible event yeah ???

    Putting a man on the moon was impossible..oh wait

    I know it will most likely never ever happen but there is some scientific reasons it could

    http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html


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