Best nickname you ever heard.

MarkR · 07-01-2014 12:20PM

Guy in work swears he knew someone whose nickname was Scary Hairy Non-Dairy Mary. I believe she was a bit aggro, quite hair, and lactose intolerant. Or I heard a guy called Kit Kat. Missing a finger.

sixfingered · 07-01-2014 12:24PM

A guy who works with my friend wears an overpowering amount of aftershave and can apparently be smelled from a great distace.

His colleagues call him Sylverster Cologne.

07-01-2014 12:26PM

American footballer Benjarvus Green-Ellis is known as "law firm"

conorhal · 07-01-2014 12:29PM

Plazaman wrote: »

On one of the first days of entry into secondary school, an unfortunate young fella, for some unknown reason, decided to tell one of the PE Teachers that he could not play soccer as he had three balls (how this would impede his participation, no one knew). Anyway he was overheard and for the next six years we called him ET (the extra testicle).

Which reminds me of the guy that lost a testicle playing Rugby at my school. We used to call him 'Mono', because he he went from stereo to mono during the course of one tackle crushing er.. tackle...

custom900 · 07-01-2014 12:36PM

Used to work with a red haired girl who thought she was gorgeous and popular, and for a long time she loved it when she was called Bo Derek, until someone told her what we were actually saying was Bó Dearg.

Arawn · 07-01-2014 12:38PM

Deleted User wrote: »

American footballer Benjarvus Green-Ellis is known as "law firm"

ah here if you're going nfl,

The nigerian nightmare, the honeybadger, the amish rifle,breesus,crystal chandalier, "don't cross the" moats, megatron,

missierex · 07-01-2014 12:38PM

I knew a very tall, skinny girl in college called Hannah. Her nickname became Hannarexic

Montiii · 07-01-2014 12:40PM

Footballer called Fitz Hall, nickname is One Size

Edit to add, was in school with a guy with only one eye, was called cyclops

nc6000 · 07-01-2014 12:42PM

Rugby player Billy Twelvetrees is known as 36.

Dave H · 07-01-2014 12:45PM

Montiii wrote: »

Edit to add, was in school with a guy with only one eye, was called cyclops

I worked with a lad called Sulaman, which evolved into suil amhain and eventually cyclops.

bing3 · 07-01-2014 12:46PM

Ex Welsh prop Dai Young: unsurprisingly known as 'Live Fast'

mitosis · 07-01-2014 12:48PM

Worked with Lee Rhodes

Knicknamed "Balls"

stooge · 07-01-2014 12:49PM

Lad in school who had a serious limp was know as 'The snipers nightmare'

Martyy · 07-01-2014 12:52PM

Knew a guy who was eyescrossed. They called him "sniper"

Duck Soup · 07-01-2014 12:53PM

I seem to remember Captain Mark Phillips - Princess Anne's first husband - was nicknamed 'Fog' or 'Foggy' by the Windsors, as he was thick and wet.

Coming as it did from a family of plug ugly inbreds, that had to smart.

preston johnny · 07-01-2014 12:56PM

I swear this is true.......When I was working in Holland, I lived in a town called Brielle near Rotterdam. I was sharing a house with a couple of lads from the North East of England.
One of them had a thing going with this Dutch girl who used to work in a flower shop in the town. Every morning,and I mean every morning, really early, she would cycle round to our house, pop into this lads bedroom and give him a BJ.

Her nickname.........The Gobbling Florist

Duck Soup · 07-01-2014 12:59PM

preston johnny wrote: »

I swear this is true.......When I was working in Holland, I lived in a town called Brielle near Rotterdam. I was sharing a house with a couple of lads from the North East of England.
One of them had a thing going with this Dutch girl who used to work in a flower shop in the town. Every morning,and I mean every morning, really early, she would cycle round to our house, pop into this lads bedroom and give him a BJ.

Her nickname.........The Gobbling Florist

I would have called her The Turkey.

07-01-2014 01:02PM

Wesley 'Two Scoops' Berry. When everyone else took one scoop, Wesley took two.

Then he jumped over a car.

Tabnabs · 07-01-2014 01:02PM

I worked with a guy called Peter who was from Penzance in England, everyone called him Pirate Pete.

Two other lads I worked with were virtually inseparable, they got christened Hinge and Bracket.

Michael D Not Higgins · 07-01-2014 01:03PM

Duck Soup wrote: »

I would have called her The Turkey.

How about 2lip?

McGeezerr · 07-01-2014 01:08PM

One of my friends when we were 13 on MSN he tried to put his name as :P Rochey and forgot the ":" and has been known as Prochey ever since.

Also know a girl called "Dick-Rub" because she only gives outside the pants **** and there is also a fella called "Saucepan" because his dad hit him with one haha

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 07-01-2014 01:08PM

One of my mates used to work with a fella called Seriously Attractive Steve.

one man clappin · 07-01-2014 01:14PM

Know a guy whose nickname is "Potholes", because everybody wants to avoid him when he has drink taken.

SimonTemplar · 07-01-2014 01:22PM

One of the teachers in secondary school had fairly prominent facial hair so her nickname was whiskers.

Another middle aged teacher had a beard, a bald patch, and a long face so his nickname was rabbi.

Another teacher who was at the school for decades had a nickname "rocks". I'm not sure why. But when his son started in the school his nickname was pebbles.

K ninja · 07-01-2014 01:23PM

I once new a guy called 'psycho' McInerney. He was a traveler with schizophrenia so naturally they called him psycho.

Tabnabs · 07-01-2014 01:25PM

My father worked with a guy who had the nickname Crazy Horse. His son later joined the company and he instantly became Crazy Pony.:pac:

Martin567 · 07-01-2014 01:30PM

Former Australian rugby captain John Eales was nicknamed 'Nobody' because "Nobody's Perfect".

joe stodge · 07-01-2014 01:47PM

I worked with a father and son before one was called digger the son was mini digger.
Another lad was called "blackie" because he didn't like travelers, we also used to put ads in the buy and sell advertising traveller related items for cheap or free, old hi-aces, donkeys, piles of scrap metal. It was great fun seeing him plagued with phonecalls the day the buy and sell came out.

IK09 · 07-01-2014 01:47PM

My friend works with a lad with a flat head, they call him pancake.

Supposedly he goes mental on Pancake Tuesday when everyone gets him a card for his birthday

dubscottie · 07-01-2014 01:47PM

Worked with a lad at the local council in Scotland that was known as "Davy Dig Deep"

He was notorious for sticking the back bucket on his JCB through power cables and water mains.

Lad in the local known as Dulux as he only has the one coat that he has worn for the past 7 years...

Best nickname you ever heard.

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