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Best nickname you ever heard.

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    #92
    Arawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    Begs the question - what's your nickname.

    Mine is "foot-long" btw.

    Cos that's how much you can swallow cos you've no gag reflex?


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    #93
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Arawn wrote: »
    Cos that's how much you can swallow cos you've no gag reflex?

    Hehe :D


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    #94
    IK09
    Registered Users Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭IK09


    Went to school with a Chinese lad called Hou-Man-Chin
    We called him Why-Woman-Cheek


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    #95
    cosy_deal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9 ✭cosy_deal


    know a guy who works in a scrap yard , nickname is " Greece nipple "

    the guy is officially a white man but you wouldn't know it


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    #96
    stooge
    Registered Users Posts: 1,396 ✭✭✭stooge


    My friends Dad was known as 'Stones' (not sure why though). Naturally enough, my friends nickname became 'Pebbles'.


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    #97
    Dbu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭Dbu


    Went to school with a guy called Stoney, his dad owned a quarry thingy

    younger brother arrived a few years after to inherit the name pebbles


    great mind think alike stooge lol


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    #98
    Knex*
    Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    Begs the question - what's your nickname.

    Mine is "foot-long" btw.
    Arawn wrote: »
    Cos that's how much you can swallow cos you've no gag reflex?

    Cos they can never get them out of Subway, the fat bastard.

    :p


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    #99
    Arawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    Knex. wrote: »
    Cos they can never get them out of Subway, the fat bastard.

    obviously what I meant:pac:


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    #100
    Mr Freeze
    Registered Users Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    A guy in my school got nicknamed Badger, it stuck. A Wind in the Willows reference for some reason.

    His younger brother came to the school two years later, and got nick named Mole because of his older brothers nickname, and the following year another brother turned up, and got christened Rat.


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    #101
    keng66
    Registered Users Posts: 96 ✭✭keng66


    My dad worked in England in the 50's. There were 2 coloured men in the factory he was in, one was jet black and the other was half caste.
    They were called "Midnight" and "Half past Ten"


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    #102
    OrgasmicBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 471 ✭✭OrgasmicBaz


    Fella i used to go to school with I called him plumpy nut, cause he looked like one of those lads off a Trocaire box


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    #103
    burnhardlanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 218 ✭✭burnhardlanger


    Worked with a woman with a large nose.

    "The Schnozz"


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    #104
    Michael D Not Higgins
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭Michael D Not Higgins


    burnhardlanger wrote: »
    Worked with a woman with a large nose.

    "The Schnozz"

    That nickname is a little on-the-nose, is it not?


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    #105
    crisco10
    Registered Users Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭crisco10


    Always liked John Eales' (former Aussie rugby captain) nickname. (A 2nd row who kicked goals!)

    his name was "Nobody".........cos Nobody is perfect.


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    #106
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    I know a father and son, both called Richard. Big Dick and Little Dick.

    Also a guy called JFK. When anyone see's him they say 'ah no, not John Fcuking Kelly.'


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    #107
    lufties
    Registered Users Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    A lad at work used to be called stabby, because the poor hoor was stabbed once upon a time :(


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    #108
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    Grew up with a Fella called "Farto",,

    Don't really need to add anything else

    21/25



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    #109
    ghogie91
    Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ghogie91


    TheMza wrote: »
    I thought this was best nicknames ever?

    It is yeah

    Like your ma's nickname... Pylon... all the neighbours pile on


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    #110
    ghogie91
    Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ghogie91


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    Begs the question - what's your nickname.

    Mine is "foot-long" btw.

    Mines ankle-tape ;)


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    #111
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,312 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    A housemate I had before said there was a girl in his school with a glass eye.

    Her nickname was Skullfúck



    Also knew a guy who's nickname was Sepo, short for septic tank as he was full of shít!


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    #112
    beano345
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    Fella from around were I live nicknamed "mysterious" ?!? Funny thing is no one seems to know why


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    #113
    djPSB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,299 ✭✭✭djPSB


    Knew a fella that was nicknamed 'Butter' because it was suspected that he was inbred.


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    #114
    BadCompany
    Registered Users Posts: 98 ✭✭BadCompany


    Not an original, in fact I think I might have seen it on a similar thread ages back but it's stayed with me since!

    Supposedly some girl with a very strong jaw and a slight speech impediment. Her nickname? Chin-dler's Lisp :D


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    #115
    ViveLaVie
    Registered Users Posts: 984 ✭✭✭ViveLaVie


    LL Cool J is so called because in high school the Ladies Loved Cool James.


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    #116
    Dynamo Roller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭Dynamo Roller


    An oul farmer would go to the pubs in east Galway and used to brag about his son being that fit he could jump over a ditch. He's now known as Paddy lep a ditch. I thought he was foreign when i first heard of him.


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    #117
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Laugh? I almost cried..


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    #118
    boogle
    Registered Users Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    Heard of a fella called "Bombscare" because he could clear a room in 10 seconds. Total dose apparently.


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    #119
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    BadCompany wrote: »
    Not an original, in fact I think I might have seen it on a similar thread ages back but it's stayed with me since!

    Supposedly some girl with a very strong jaw and a slight speech impediment. Her nickname? Chin-dler's Lisp :D

    Known as Jay Leno.


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    #120
    Chazz Michael Michaels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    A guy (lets call him Paul) moved into the area when he was twelve and went for a game of soccer at the local field, wearing a Jack Charlton T-shirt. Because nobody knew him, people were shouting for the ball "Jack! Jack!". And thus he was christened Jack FOREVER, so much so, that even his family now call him Jack!

    The boy who lost his name...


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    #121
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »
    A guy (lets call him Paul) moved into the area when he was twelve and went for a game of soccer at the local field, wearing a Jack Charlton T-shirt. Because nobody knew him, people were shouting for the ball "Jack! Jack!". And thus he was christened Jack FOREVER, so much so, that even his family now call him Jack!

    The boy who lost his name...

    A bloke called Dave stayed back a year after his 5th year Leaving Cert year to join our 5th year class. On the first day, a teacher mistakenly called him Frank. So for the next two years, and at every reunion since, Dave become Frank.


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