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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Vain wrote: »
    What's with all the idiots wishing penny's and other company's happy birthday today, just because they set the DOB for the 1st of Jan. It's a fcuking company not a person! Internet w&nkers.
    Maybe they think that they are the only person to do it and the company will be so grateful they will send them some vouchers. If that is there game I have some news for them - it's not going to happen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm friends with this guy on Facebook, 21 years old trapped in a 14 year old girls
    Mind. He's really really gay but is convinced he is his hero, sharpay Evans (from high school musical) and loves all things pink and Disney. I LOVE his statuses, he's so innocent and they always cheer me up.

    Some gems

    "Opened one gift for Christmas. So excited. I would wear this during my housewife interviews if I was a housewife of Beverly Hills darhling"

    *picture of Chanel coco mademoiselle*

    "Oh I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention that you have to go to?"

    "I told my mom there's someone I want you to meet. Her eyes got so big and her mouth fell open. Now you would think your mother would be happy and say ok with a smile. Her response was "Steven I know you didn't bring anyone to the house". I went upstairs and came back downstairs to show him off. I LOOOOVE my new stuffed cat lucifer from Cinderella. Disney store amazement. She said I have issues"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Billy86 wrote: »

    I have news for ya, Billy..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    I have news for ya, Billy..
    Please don't let it be the obvious!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Eoin247


    Not a status, but i hate it when people upload a ton of pictures of the exact same thing.

    I mean one selfie of you at the nightclub door is already pushing it, nobody wants to see the scene in 10 slightly different angles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,364 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    cantdecide wrote: »
    ...these are from our local NEWSPAPER!

    The latest:
    More flooding on Bailick Road in midleton. stopping cars going down.

    https://www.facebook.com/eastcorkjournal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    cantdecide wrote: »


    This is the information we have been given so far, there is more photos coming..


    :D

    and stick in commas wherever you feel like it
    Small icy patches on route from Youghal to Midleton, stay safe drive with caution , and keep your lights on . Happy Thursday folks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    I'm going to end up commenting on one of these things at some point and become public enemy no.1 but if I see one more obese girl putting up a picture of a curvy woman making out themselves to be the same I'm going to lose it.


    You're not curvy. You just put up a picture of a 1940s style pin up girl, with an amazing body, very toned with a quote "This was the standard 40 years ago" and your own caption "for all you idiots who call me fat"


    Your body is not the same, you're about 10 stone overweight. Fúcking moron.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    It really annoys me when a status begins with "So..." or "Right, so..."

    It tends to be followed by the inane and/or ignorant ramblings of an idiot.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,280 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    Sinfonia wrote: »
    It really annoys me when a status begins with "So..." or "Right, so..."

    It tends to be followed by the inane and/or ignorant ramblings of an idiot.

    So you find it annoying then yeah? Right so!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 576 ✭✭✭Fishyfreak


    Someone arranging to meet at a local pub on my timeline over Christmas:

    "Ron day vew at *pub name* at 8"

    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    SV wrote: »
    I'm going to end up commenting on one of these things at some point and become public enemy no.1 but if I see one more obese girl putting up a picture of a curvy woman making out themselves to be the same I'm going to lose it.


    You're not curvy. You just put up a picture of a 1940s style pin up girl, with an amazing body, very toned with a quote "This was the standard 40 years ago" and your own caption "for all you idiots who call me fat"


    Your body is not the same, you're about 10 stone overweight. Fúcking moron.

    But Marilyn Monroe was a size 46, had 13 toes and she'd be considered obese if she was alive today! Obviously you're suffering from Thin Privilege!!!

    http://thisisthinprivilege.tumblr.com/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    But Marilyn Monroe was a size 46, had 13 toes and she'd be considered obese if she was alive today! Obviously you're suffering from Thin Privilege!!!

    http://thisisthinprivilege.tumblr.com/

    what...wow, what a blog.
    What a ridiculous ridiculous blog.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Found this gem under a link about the new apprenticeship fees being imposed this week:

    "Heard taday dat d government ar gvn dem selfs a rise cz dey tink dat der doin loads ov wrk. D nly ting der doin is fukn up it up mur"

    I probably agree with him, I just can't tell cos I can't understand it...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Billy86 wrote: »
    Absolutely, it's very disturbing, I haven't slept a wink since I read it.

    ''The Onion''- a world leader in the field of investigative journalism :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    coolhull wrote: »
    Absolutely, it's very disturbing, I haven't slept a wink since I read it.

    ''The Onion''- a world leader in the field of investigative journalism :rolleyes:
    It's stunning how they continue to fool people though, and sometimes in style. Like convincing China that Kim Jong Un was voted last years' world's sexiest man - http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/11/27/the-onion-fools-top-chinese-newspaper-the-onion-dupes-china-again

    Or when they got a right wing nut-job congressman in the US convinced that Planned Parenthood and the Obama healthcare initiative were working on building an 'abortion megaplex' - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/06/john-fleming-onion-planned-parenthood_n_1257763.html

    Or Iran into thinking rural white Americans preferred Ahminadinejad to Obama (though there's probably not much difference to some of them!) - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/28/onion-ahmadinejad-article-fools-iran-news-agency-fars_n_1923126.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 248 ✭✭GoldenLight


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    This is the information we have been given so far, there is more photos coming..


    :D

    and stick in commas wherever you feel like it
    Small icy patches on route from Youghal to Midleton, stay safe drive with caution , and keep your lights on . Happy Thursday folks


    And this is a thing I hate is when someone believes they are better than me cause they "believe" they can place punctuation in it's right place. Get over yourselves (sp correct or might not be)

    Really face book is about people communicating, I don't agree with it and you probably don't, let them have it without you looking for comma's in the right place.

    Sure just look at this reply and I'm sure you can get off on that, as a Rant :D

    If you want to be a journalist, be one and apply for a job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    I am not claiming to be better than anyone. However if I am a representing/writing for a newspaper then I would think a basic knowledge of grammar is a necessity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 248 ✭✭GoldenLight


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    I am not claiming to be better than anyone. However if I am a representing/writing for a newspaper then I would think a basic knowledge of grammar is a necessity.

    Really why would you believe that on Facebook, I certainly don't, it probably the up and coming journalist who is in charge of their facebook page, eg the interin. And I'm not saying either their stupid but, maybe they are there to learn some things, why cause they are young and inexperienced.

    PS by the way some of the best writer's couldn't spell for ****. They told stories, they where, probably inaccurate in every gramatic term. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Because the thread is about Facebook quotes so no point in me highlighting where their mundane comments were actually grammatically correct. We are here to poke fun and snigger in a cynical way at those who make a show of themselves on Facebook so back to it I say.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 298 ✭✭FreeFallin94


    "One my relations today uve put on weight r u pregnant ya a ha as if that's y i have to wear 11 to 12 years clothes from the kiddie section go to specsavers woman !"

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 248 ✭✭GoldenLight


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Because the thread is about Facebook quotes so no point in me highlighting where their mundane comments were actually grammatically correct. We are here to poke fun and snigger in a cynical way at those who make a show of themselves on Facebook so back to it I say.;)

    To Damn right, you semi fuzz bear ye, are you, seriously are you, OMG you are!!!, your one of them, Ohhhh how sweet I can't wait till 2015, I 've being waiting since 2012 for someone like you ;) ain't he cute Shaz. Sorry as I said Too Damn Right, back to it I say (aswell) lets go (where are we going again?) sorry :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭rizzodun


    Someone I know regularly posts "funny original quotes/statuses" that, with a simple google search, point out that they've been plagiarised from other people, I have resisted posting links to the original source in their comments... so far...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Really why would you believe that on Facebook, I certainly don't, it probably the up and coming journalist who is in charge of their facebook page, eg the interin. And I'm not saying either their stupid but, maybe they are there to learn some things, why cause they are young and inexperienced.

    PS by the way some of the best writer's couldn't spell for ****. They told stories, they where, probably inaccurate in every gramatic term. :)

    I'm sorry I have to disagree with this.

    Any intern in charge of a page would be eager to impress. Competition is highly fierce nowadays. It's basically an online CV/portfolio.

    I did an internship in a local newspaper and everything I did was proofread by two ladies with a passion for the English language and a gold-edged OED.

    They never let me near Twitter or Facebook, that was the editor and the deputy editor's job. I have a hard time believing an intern only in the door would be left near social media. There are way too many horror stories out there.

    I have every sympathy for those with dyslexia however to be frank a newspaper should at least maintain a veneer of professionalism- correct spelling and correct grammar.

    I honestly don't care how old fashioned it sounds. I work in customer service now and the people who don't bother proofreading their emails are only doing themselves down as sometimes their queries make absolutely no sense and we have to delay things to ask them what the hell they mean.

    Being professional=proper grammar and spelling.

    Back to the silly statuses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    rizzodun wrote: »
    Someone I know regularly posts "funny original quotes/statuses" that, with a simple google search, point out that they've been plagiarised from other people, I have resisted posting links to the original source in their comments... so far...

    I do this a lot. I don't try to pretend they're from me but if I see something funny I'll copy/paste it into a status to give my friends a chuckle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    same fella...

    "jesus some people think der Sh*t doesn smell .i hate that"........................ wtf :L

    This is all on the same night...

    "anyone awake let me know 4 chat"

    "anyone awake"

    "am i only person in ireland actually awake"

    "anyone on here"

    "i know its late but everyone is v quiet"

    "another **** day in gotham city"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭rizzodun


    rawn wrote: »
    I do this a lot. I don't try to pretend they're from me but if I see something funny I'll copy/paste it into a status to give my friends a chuckle

    I have no problem with that at all, but this guy actually pawns them off as his own.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,302 ✭✭✭JohnMearsheimer


    This is the same person I referenced before, the one I said had comedic value.

    'I can't go grocery shopping without being stalked by some ****ing weirdo! Damn near every time I go food shopping someone is trying to pick me up. My mom said she couldn't even get past this guy because he was just standing there with his cart staring at me. Change your game bro!

    Thoroughly enjoyed eating ice cream in the car with my mom in -17C weather with snow everywhere...people kept staring at us, judging our awesomeness. heheheh'.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    This is the same person I referenced before, the one I said had comedic value.

    'I can't go grocery shopping without being stalked by some ****ing weirdo! Damn near every time I go food shopping someone is trying to pick me up. My mom said she couldn't even get past this guy because he was just standing there with his cart staring at me. Change your game bro!

    Thoroughly enjoyed eating ice cream in the car with my mom in -17C weather with snow everywhere...people kept staring at us, judging our awesomeness. heheheh'.

    Are they looking at their reflection or shadow, that fceker is always following me !!


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