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Tetra · 27-12-2013 10:26PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Was that posted by the same person who announced that they were going to try and get involved in politics, culminating in a bid for US presidency? I remember seeing that before.

Actually yes, you are right

yerwanthere123 · 27-12-2013 10:29PM

Tetra wrote: »

Actually yes, you are right

Oh dear. Is this person like... Ok?

SaceyFlynn13 · 27-12-2013 10:49PM

A friend on my fb posted up a picture that had facebook is closed on the 29th,30th and 31st of Febuary please share this and she shared it and wrote oh no

Safe to say she's been unfriend

Lollipops23 · 27-12-2013 10:53PM

Someone I know posted pics of her 16 yr old daughter getting a massive tattoo. She was beside her, watching it being done.

Responsible parenting at its finest.

whirlpool · 28-12-2013 02:39AM

Omfg, the amount of posts about some "scrawled" word or some sh1te getting in the way of me reading posts. Will yee give it a rest or take it to private message - no-one cares!!

PizzamanIRL · 28-12-2013 11:39PM

Off to watch the Tennis! sure we might as well seeing as its ten minutes down the road! slightly warm at 39 degrees tho!

This one hardly ever posted until she moved to the promised land of Australia.

Tea-a-Maria · 28-12-2013 11:47PM

'Okay, team! We need the next big Christmas hit. Gimme your ideas.'
'Well, there's this great song and it's set in New York.'
'Good start! What's it about?'
'It's a love song between two heroin addicts looking back on the choices they made over the years, and all of their broken dreams. And they yell at each other. I think it's gonna be really big, boss.'
'... Moving swiftly onward. What else do you have?'
'How about a song about a guy whose lover dumped him on December 26th, and he's still bitter and angry about it a year later?'
'Guys, I don't think you're quite getting the idea. It's supposed to be happy! A time of celebrations!'
*consults clipboard*. 'Well, here's one where everyone is reminded to celebrate -'
'That's what I'm talking about!'
'-because in some parts of the world people are starving to death. And also it doesn't snow there.'
'Oh, for the love of - CHRISTMASSY. Give me CHRISTMASSY, people.'
'Okay... I've got one for you. It's about the quintessential Christmas experience.'
*pause*. 'Which is...?'
'Being stuck in endless holiday traffic.'
...
'Fine, you win. Run that one with the drug addicts by me again.'

:pac:

yerwanthere123 · 29-12-2013 12:31AM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

This one hardly ever posted until she moved to the promised land of Australia.

To be fair, I think that's a bit of news that's Facebook worthy. It's hardly an everyday occurrence. I'd much rather hear about someone going to tennis rather than "HAAAA so druunk rite now!!!1 :L"

Canis Lupus · 29-12-2013 01:11AM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

This one hardly ever posted until she moved to the promised land of Australia.

Jelly much? Supposed to be 35c+ here in Brisbane today :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Wilberto · 29-12-2013 01:12AM

I finally get to post one: :P

Sick of people talking shít about me!! So angry and upset [Facebook sad face] at least I know I have certain people to set the story straight!

Days 298 · 29-12-2013 02:51AM

Guy I know puts up a "off da drink for gud" post about once a month. Feel like calling him out on it.... Next Friday hell probably post "Where's every1 drinkin tonite?!??"

PizzamanIRL · 29-12-2013 04:18AM

Thanks for getting me through tonight guys. True friends, love yee - with John Doe and Jane Doe

I hate that **** posting it and tagging the people. Just ****ing text them saying thanks instead of being attention seeking making it public that something happened tonight that I'm sure you're dying for someone to ask about so you can say 'Mail me hun'.

PizzamanIRL · 29-12-2013 05:12AM

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Jelly much? Supposed to be 35c+ here in Brisbane today :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Jaysus that's fairly expensive.

Damo810 · 29-12-2013 06:24AM

I think we should all post a link to this thread on our Facebook. Tag the annoying ones that take over your needfeed for addd reaction.

Quazzie · 29-12-2013 10:34AM

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Jelly much? Supposed to be 35c+ here in Brisbane today :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Not at all. I'm one of those people who thinks anything over 25c is too much.

cantdecide · 29-12-2013 01:03PM

Some of the last few status updates from a liked page. Yes, it's a bit of pedantry but these are from our local NEWSPAPER!

Still quite icy this morning , take are on the roads

Reports of black ice all over cork guys, if your driving anywhere please be careful !!

So tell us what's your New Years resolution? Keep it clean please , some comments maybe printed!

So has anyone lost anything in the storm? A greenhouse, she'd or trampoline maybe ?

Good morning everyone. Hope everyone enjoyed yesterday.

Ladies and gents if your driving tonight please be careful. Weather warning is bad.

Frank Grimes · 29-12-2013 01:49PM

cantdecide wrote: »

Some of the last few status updates from a liked page. Yes, it's a bit of pedantry but these are from our local NEWSPAPER!

So has anyone lost anything in the storm? A greenhouse, she'd or trampoline maybe ?

Someone working for a newspaper actually thinks the correct way to spell shed is "she'd"?

amdublin · 29-12-2013 01:50PM

Frank Grimes wrote: »

Someone working for a newspaper actually thinks the correct way to spell shed is "she'd"?

No I'd say it is the phone. But someone working for a newspaper doesn't know how to proof-read and edit.

Frank Grimes · 29-12-2013 01:55PM

amdublin wrote: »

No I'd say it is the phone. But someone working for a newspaper doesn't know how to proof-read and edit.

Yeah, that's even more puzzling - I just read over the quotes again and noticed a few more, the shed one just stood out first time around. I think a platoon of grammar Nazis need to be deployed to their office asap!

fg1406 · 29-12-2013 01:58PM

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

Oh my god, I wonder is it the same people I'm friends with???!!! They do the exact same thing. They live in the same house (not working so with each other all day) and have facebook conversations about dinner, the tv and how much they love each other.

cantdecide · 29-12-2013 02:15PM

amdublin wrote: »

No I'd say it is the phone. But someone working for a newspaper doesn't know how to proof-read and edit.

The organisation is a farce. It's the recently purchased pet-project of the owner of an organisation completely unrelated to media. They had a highly respected editor who hired my cousin, a highly respected journalist but they were both fired within six months, IMO, because both were a threat to the then new "manager" (26yo bookkeeper) who is now the new "editor". We've all worked for organisations where the ego of ambitious and unscrupulous management comes before all else and this is one of these occasions. The "editor" literally laughed in my cousin's face as she handed her her cards just before Christmas.

Trust me, the spelling and grammar errors in the paper are almost as bad as the FB feed. Freaks: 1 Norms: 0

Rant over.

Muise... · 29-12-2013 03:22PM

cantdecide wrote: »

The organisation is a farce. It's the recently purchased pet-project of the owner of an organisation completely unrelated to media. They had a highly respected editor who hired my cousin, a highly respected journalist but they were both fired within six months, IMO, because both were a threat to the then new "manager" (26yo bookkeeper) who is now the new "editor". We've all worked for organisations where the ego of ambitious and unscrupulous management comes before all else and this is one of these occasions. The "editor" literally laughed in my cousin's face as she handed her her cards just before Christmas.

Trust me, the spelling and grammar errors in the paper are almost as bad as the FB feed. Freaks: 1 Norms: 0

Rant over.

Hmmm, the local newspaper Where the water tastes like wine...

Canaan Wedding Gazette? I need more clues, cantdecide, dammit!

Super-Rush · 30-12-2013 02:57AM

From a mates page.

Happy birthday <snip>, from the oldest swinger in town.Nana x

homemadecider · 30-12-2013 03:15PM

"It isn’t easy being a conscious, happy, healthy, masculine, whole man today. We don’t have a lot of support and the stakes couldn’t be higher. If we don’t evolve, we will lose. Our women, our families, our missions in life need us to be BIG. It’s time to get our **** together."

He posts crap like this all the time!!

bootybouncer · 30-12-2013 09:42PM

homemadecider wrote: »

"It isn’t easy being a conscious, happy, healthy, masculine, whole man today. We don’t have a lot of support and the stakes couldn’t be higher. If we don’t evolve, we will lose. Our women, our families, our missions in life need us to be BIG. It’s time to get our **** together."

He posts crap like this all the time!!

what a ****.............................i bet hes into that trx ****e aswell

EuskalHerria · 30-12-2013 09:52PM

bootybouncer wrote: »

bet hes into that trx ****e aswell

Had to google that. Thought you were having a go at T-rex. Woundn't stand for that.

30-12-2013 10:10PM

GoAheadCaller wrote: »

It just comes across as attention/sympathy seeking though, this was a public update. It's the type of sensitive info personally I would only talk to family and very close friends about, let them know in person or a phone call or something and not just broadcast publically all over the internet.

I don't see how it's attention seeking at all. He's just received some horrendous news and probably needs as much support as he can get. It's a million miles away from 'well now I know who my REAL FRIENDS are' etc etc.

Tetra · 30-12-2013 10:36PM

"Laptop has been acting stupid since Sunday, guess she just wanted me to probe her all over. Ran every damn scan I know for everything I know, nothing. Now she is running like she wasn't having a bad day +. O_o"

PizzamanIRL · 01-01-2014 05:32PM

Constantly hungry with this new diet

Haha oh Lord. Day 1.

Vain · 01-01-2014 06:33PM

What's with all the idiots wishing penny's and other company's happy birthday today, just because they set the DOB for the 1st of Jan. It's a fcuking company not a person! Internet w&nkers.

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