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Driveby Dogboy · 07-11-2013 10:23PM

seven years and still in college?

XxMCRxBabyxX · 07-11-2013 10:32PM

Driveby Dogboy wrote: »

seven years and still in college?

Well I'm in my fifth year of college. It's possible.

saltyjack silverblade · 08-11-2013 12:52AM

Driveby Dogboy wrote: »

seven years and still in college?

To be fair I am on year 7, after undergrad, a couple of masters and am currently mid-phd. I shall not judge on that point.

Her rantings are just incredible. What's worse is she thinks everyone is concerned about the minutia of her life which in turn encourages her to post more.

skirtgirl · 08-11-2013 01:44AM

"got my xmas tree fub 2dayyyy sooo lokin fowrad 2xmasssss dis yer its goin be lotsfunxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

So it begins.....xxxxx

How so Joe · 08-11-2013 02:58AM

Driveby Dogboy wrote: »

seven years and still in college?

I'm in my sixth, and I have two years to go. Not unusual at all.

On topic, one of my Facebook friends posted today that she has a fully functioning and flushable loo.

I'm sure there's a story behind this, but I don't think I want to know.

08-11-2013 03:04AM

How so Joe wrote: »

I'm in my sixth, and I have two years to go. Not unusual at all.

On topic, one of my Facebook friends posted today that she has a fully functioning and flushable loo.

I'm sure there's a story behind this, but I don't think I want to know.

Dublin water shortages?

Super-Rush · 08-11-2013 03:06AM

How so Joe wrote: »

I'm in my sixth, and I have two years to go. Not unusual at all.

On topic, one of my Facebook friends posted today that she has a fully functioning and flushable loo.

I'm sure there's a story behind this, but I don't think I want to know.

Her toilet broke and now its fixed? Its not rocket science.

kunst nugget · 08-11-2013 10:18AM

Super-Rush wrote: »

Her toilet broke and now its fixed? Its not rocket science.

Actually, it could be…

Usually an overflowing toilet is a nuisance but sometimes it can lead to tragedy.
The latter problem prompted engineer Richard Quintana to invent a solution. The result is Toilet Guardian by AquaOne Technologies in Westminster…

…The initial product, FlowManager, introduced in 2002 worked but had a short battery life, says current Chief Operating Officer David Parrish. "There's a lot of software involved; we had to have an actual rocket scientist help us with the design," Parrish said.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/toilet-328483-water-aquaone.html

wnolan1992 · 08-11-2013 11:08AM

skirtgirl wrote: »

"got my xmas tree fub 2dayyyy sooo lokin fowrad 2xmasssss dis yer its goin be lotsfunxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

"I got my Christmas tree [what?] today. I am so looking forward to Christmas this year. I believe it shall be ever so much fun. Kisses!"

Seriously, what's "fub"?

kunst nugget wrote: »

Actually, it could be…

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/toilet-328483-water-aquaone.html

I got as far as "Toilet Guardian" and cracked up so badly I couldn't read the rest. :pac:

kunst nugget · 08-11-2013 11:13AM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I got as far as "Toilet Guardian" and cracked up so badly I couldn't read the rest. :pac:

The guy that died had Alzheimer's. I wonder did he keep forgetting he wiped his arse so kept on giving it another wipe with the loo roll and blocked the toilet that way?

Richard Hillman · 08-11-2013 12:22PM

How so Joe wrote: »

I'm in my sixth, and I have two years to go. Not unusual at all.

On topic, one of my Facebook friends posted today that she has a fully functioning and flushable loo.

I'm sure there's a story behind this, but I don't think I want to know.

As somebody that has had flushing issues of late, people really underestimate the importance of the flushing function. The indignity of having to fill up a bucket to flush your waste is very unbecoming

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 08-11-2013 02:48PM

Dey needed a translater down in the dole office ... Sum1 came in speaking English..!

rawn · 08-11-2013 02:59PM

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1452389_564947116913840_59711422_n.jpg

everdead.ie · 08-11-2013 03:01PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Dey needed a translater down in the dole office ... Sum1 came in speaking English..!

Not this guy then!

kunst nugget · 08-11-2013 03:19PM

rawn wrote: »

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1452389_564947116913840_59711422_n.jpg

Tbf, that looks like someone taking the piss themselves. Honestly, that page has gone as stale as last month's bread and the people that answer back in the comments like Hun are sad sacks.

XxMCRxBabyxX · 08-11-2013 05:04PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Tbf, that looks like someone taking the piss themselves. Honestly, that page has gone as stale as last month's bread and the people that answer back in the comments like Hun are sad sacks.

It really has gotten stupid at this stage. They're recycling a lot of jokes as this stage and "curdy chips" sends to be the only one in use lately. I'm getting sure that all these mails that are posted up probably by the author or their friends just to try get a new post.

SusieBlue · 08-11-2013 09:51PM

The same 1 girl comments on every single status, hope ur ok hun xxx style. I'm sure she thinks she's hilarious, but it stopped being funny ages ago. I know its weird that I noticed but I can't believe she thinks the page is so funny that she goes out of her way to leave whittie comintz on it every day

Wilberto · 08-11-2013 10:44PM

I had a look at the "Hope Ur OK Hun xxxx" page but it seems to be written in a completely different language. Does anyone know if there's a translate feature on Facebook?

Wilberto · 08-11-2013 10:56PM

What I'd like to know is - what the hell happened that page after it's first day??

March 11th (Day 1) :

You can’t lose what you never had, you can’t keep what’s not yours & you can’t hold on to something that does not want to stay. xxxx

Everything you do makes a difference, but it is up to you to decide what kind of difference you want to make. xxxxxx

March 12th (Day 2), and subsequent days :

evreetime i reed dis it makes me a strnger persin

((Accompanied with a picture))

i hope dey pik a nice new pope in de 16chapel

hunzos 4ever

nyt nyt facebookrs. all rapped up now in me nice cozy bed. its de litle tings dat make u 4get about de peeple dat do be tryin to uze n abuze u

Mus have been some fast acting illness to make her illiterate overnight!!

XxMCRxBabyxX · 09-11-2013 03:23PM

I probably shouldn't post this considering recent events but I thought that it was funny and that some here would appreciate it!

When a woman puts down "I work as a full time Mammy" under the job description on facebook, you know then that the Irish economy will take a good bit longerto get going again. Miriam O'Callaghan has about 22 children but you never hear her saying it's her job, she's a political correspondent"

NOTE: This is nothing against women who are stay at home mothers. Nothing! Just the idiots who feel the need to write it down as their job on facebook. They are nearly always the idiots that I went to school with who never planned to have any form of job in the first place. (i.e. "when I finish school, I'm going to have a babby so I'll get me free house!" - yes that was really said.)

IvyTheTerrible · 09-11-2013 03:30PM

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

I probably shouldn't post this considering recent events but I thought that it was funny and that some here would appreciate it!

NOTE: This is nothing against women who are stay at home mothers. Nothing! Just the idiots who feel the need to write it down as their job on facebook. They are nearly always the idiots that I went to school with who never planned to have any form of job in the first place. (i.e. "when I finish school, I'm going to have a babby so I'll get me free house!" - yes that was really said.)

In fairness that description of MOC is completely irrelevant considering how much she earns. I imagine the choice between paying for childcare and going to work was not a difficult one for her.

EuskalHerria · 09-11-2013 03:45PM

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

I probably shouldn't post this considering recent events but I thought that it was funny and that some here would appreciate it!

Richard Hillman · 09-11-2013 04:26PM

"I've got you now and im not letting go of you, we'll never be together long enough, cuz every moment i'm with you its like im holding on to heaven! - Chad Kroeger Nickelback."

From a lad btw

coolhull · 09-11-2013 04:33PM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

"I've got you now and im not letting go of you, we'll never be together long enough, cuz every moment i'm with you its like im holding on to heaven! - Chad Kroeger Nickelback."

From a lad btw

Oh, he's a keeper!

EoghanIRL · 09-11-2013 11:13PM

" U luking so beautiful u know god spand extra time in making you really u r so beautiful look like an angle "

coolhull · 09-11-2013 11:16PM

EoghanIRL wrote: »

" U luking so beautiful u know god spand extra time in making you really u r so beautiful look like an angle "

Right angle? Equilateral angle? We need to know....

Wilberto · 09-11-2013 11:19PM

coolhull wrote: »

Right angle? Equilateral angle? We need to know....

No way. It has to be "Acute Angle"!! :P:P:D

Jarrod · 09-11-2013 11:21PM

''CelIne dion on Johnston Ross has made my night and then on X factor 2moro ahhh''

Not especially dumb/great but I thought the typo was hilarious.

Super-Rush · 09-11-2013 11:28PM

coolhull wrote: »

Right angle? Equilateral angle? We need to know....

Quit being so obtuse.

wnolan1992 · 09-11-2013 11:49PM

Super-Rush wrote: »

Quit being so obtuse.

Don't acute him of that!

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