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  • #6032
    saltyjack silverblade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 480 ✭✭saltyjack silverblade


    xgwishyx wrote: »
    "Wednesday:Today the Angels are saying that the world is getting harsher and harsher and people are turning against each other instead of to each other for support...this is becoming more apparent and there are a lot of you feel like you are loosing your voices and not being heard..it is like a silent scream or a silent cry for help...Michael is stepping in here strongly again because he is saying he hears you and heaven hears you but you don't hear each other..each person is going through their own thing and those who are trying to help are being critised...don't ever let someone tell you that you are not strong enough....strength shows from within the weak are those who try to take anothers power,another's identity...help each other,the least little thing makes a difference and if you can't help then please don't try and harm...begin again from within...it's never too late xx"

    What the actual.

    St Michael or Michael Jackson?


  • #6033
    siblers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,813 ✭✭✭✭siblers


    Newaglish wrote: »
    Bitstrips?

    Yeah that's it, maybe I'm just a miserable aul one :pac:


  • #6034
    xgwishyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭xgwishyx


    saltyjack silverblade wrote: »
    St Michael or Michael Jackson?

    Michael-Jackson-a-Hells-Angel-on-Motorbike--59330.jpg


  • #6035
    December2012
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    saltyjack silverblade wrote: »
    St Michael or Michael Jackson?

    Michael Jordan


  • #6036
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    My lesbian friend has been on fire lately. Her girlfriend slept with someone else, because my friend "doesn't like to touch her back when she makes love to her".

    Anyhoo, it was her birthday a few days ago.

    "Alone on my birthday"
    "Sad on my birthday"
    "I don't care about my birthday it's just another day"
    "Why celebrate the day I was born when I am alone and have nobody to love me"
    "Wondering if ill ever love myself enough to accept the love given to me by others"
    "This has been the most lonely birthday".


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  • #6037
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    December2012 wrote: »
    Michael Jordan
    ...was in Burger King Grafton Street.

    Better than Michael McIntyre. How the f*** is he famous from walking from the left of the stage to the right and back again?



    Dylan Moran's "schtick" is being a brilliant surrealist, Billy Connolly's was being an amazing storyteller and Richard Pryor's was throwing racial stereotypes right back as us (as was Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock and the underrated Dave Chappelle's in each of the following decades). Jack Dee's was/is being the driest b**tard in the room, George Carlin's was being socially provocative as was Lenny Bruce's, Mitch Hedberg's was absolutely mastering the non-sequitor and one liner. Yours is... looking camp and walking from left to right and back again.

    I don't even begin to get it.


  • #6038
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    My lesbian friend has been on fire lately. Her girlfriend slept with someone else, because my friend "doesn't like to touch her back when she makes love to her".

    As in her back or as in reciprocate?


  • #6039
    skirtgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    "listen here ye pack gangbangers rats bastards wen i was in browns pub i stud my ground n it tuk 20 yis ta beat one man i dnt c ye goen ta jail or court for that mater cz yos rat dat much, n c u "name' ride d towls in mt joy haha n c u "name" u cnt walk d twn without ur bitches behind ya ta protect ya n c u "name" ur nly a fool a shadow is al u are a scrawny lil faget now go on yis pack gangbangers rats bastards"

    My favourite part of this status is the "n c u" . Anytime I see that I know there is some drama!


  • #6040
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    As in her back or as in reciprocate?

    I think reciprocate, as her gfriend "doesn't feel loved" a lot


  • #6041
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "listen here ye pack gangbangers rats bastards wen i was in browns pub i stud my ground n it tuk 20 yis ta beat one man i dnt c ye goen ta jail or court for that mater cz yos rat dat much, n c u "name' ride d towls in mt joy haha n c u "name" u cnt walk d twn without ur bitches behind ya ta protect ya n c u "name" ur nly a fool a shadow is al u are a scrawny lil faget now go on yis pack gangbangers rats bastards"

    My favourite part of this status is the "n c u" . Anytime I see that I know there is some drama!
    Where's our resident interpreter?


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  • #6042
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Billy86 wrote: »
    ...was in Burger King Grafton Street.

    Better than Michael McIntyre. How the f*** is he famous from walking from the left of the stage to the right and back again?



    Dylan Moran's "schtick" is being a brilliant surrealist, Billy Connolly's was being an amazing storyteller and Richard Pryor's was throwing racial stereotypes right back as us (as was Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock and the underrated Dave Chappelle's in each of the following decades). Jack Dee's was/is being the driest b**tard in the room, George Carlin's was being socially provocative as was Lenny Bruce's, Mitch Hedberg's was absolutely mastering the non-sequitor and one liner. Yours is... looking camp and walking from left to right and back again.

    I don't even begin to get it.

    Was this a Facebook status or are you just in the wrong thread?


  • #6043
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Got caught up in a rant. I really, really can't stand Michael McIntyre. :p

    "Walk left, walk right. Repeat. Get famous."


  • #6044
    lolli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭lolli


    dont ya just hate when ur in a lovely sleep and someone rings ur phone and wakes ya up and den ur wide awake aarrrrggggghhhhh #annoyed #wideawake

    sick of 2 faced ppl time to start gettin rid of ppl of my friend list dat only love gossip and startin trouble

    did another cull of my friends list, got rid of all the people who never bother contacting me, the ones who are always moaning and negative and the ones i just dont know very well. down to 40 friends which is quite low compared to most people's profiles ive deleted loads of people i was only friends with in games so the 40 remaining friends are all people i actually know so
    im happy enough with that.

    was down town earlier, met 7 of my fb friends, only 2 said hello to me. why the hell do people do that??? dont bother chatting to me online if ur not going to acknowledge me on the street! they cant even say they didnt see me cos i said hi first and they didnt reply. hate two faced people like that.


  • #6045
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    coolhull wrote: »
    Where's our resident interpreter?
    Listen here you pack of gangbangers rats bastards, when I was in Browns pub I stood my ground and it took twenty of you to beat one man. I didn't see ye going to jail or court for that matter because you rat that much, and see you (name withheld), ride the towels in Mount Joy ha ha. See you (name withheld), you can't walk the town without your bitches behind ya to protect ya. See you (name withheld), your only a fool, a shadow is all you are, a scrawny lil f*ggot, now go on you pack of gangbangers rats bastards.


  • #6046
    Brian_Zeluz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭Brian_Zeluz


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "listen here ye pack gangbangers rats bastards wen i was in browns pub i stud my ground n it tuk 20 yis ta beat one man i dnt c ye goen ta jail or court for that mater cz yos rat dat much, n c u "name' ride d towls in mt joy haha n c u "name" u cnt walk d twn without ur bitches behind ya ta protect ya n c u "name" ur nly a fool a shadow is al u are a scrawny lil faget now go on yis pack gangbangers rats bastards"

    Harken hither good sir for a tale I shall tell,
    Twas down in my local and all was not well,
    The odds were against me but I did not dwell,
    Gangbangers, rodents, scoundrels all fell,
    For my furious fists they did not quell,

    No spending of time shall they do in cell,
    Except of course the questionable Darrell,
    These cowardly vagrants rely on Chanel,
    Stories of her you'd rather not yell,
    But at once I must go do please retell.


  • #6047
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    From my crazy American friend:

    "If Adele wants to make her next album even sadder, she should sample in the sound of someone microwaving a Hot Pocket."


  • #6048
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,020 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    A Facebook friend has been declaring "ROY KEANE FOR PRESIDENT, HE'LL SORT TEH COUNTRY OUT!"

    Will he? Really?


  • #6049
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    I hope ta have my tattoo of my nickname #shaggyboii done by the new year cant wait get it done ****in buzzin for it #amen


  • #6050
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,020 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Festy wrote: »
    I hope ta have my tattoo of my nickname #shaggyboii done by the new year cant wait get it done ****in buzzin for it #amen

    How old is this individual ?


  • #6051
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    How old is this individual ?

    Age ain't as important as IQ.


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  • #6052
    Riskymove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,900 ✭✭✭✭Riskymove


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    My favourite part of this status is the "n c u" . Anytime I see that I know there is some drama!

    Rab C Nesbitt is it?


  • #6053
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    How old is this individual ?

    Don't know his age, but I'd guess somewhere between 20 - 25 mark


  • #6054
    wildlifeboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    beakerjoe wrote: »
    How old is this individual ?

    please dont start talking about shaggytwat again?


  • #6055
    beakerjoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,020 ✭✭✭✭beakerjoe


    Festy wrote: »
    Don't know his age, but I'd guess somewhere between 20 - 25 mark

    I was hoping for 40!


  • #6056
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "listen here ye pack gangbangers rats bastards wen i was in browns pub i stud my ground n it tuk 20 yis ta beat one man i dnt c ye goen ta jail or court for that mater cz yos rat dat much, n c u "name' ride d towls in mt joy haha n c u "name" u cnt walk d twn without ur bitches behind ya ta protect ya n c u "name" ur nly a fool a shadow is al u are a scrawny lil faget now go on yis pack gangbangers rats bastards"

    My favourite part of this status is the "n c u" . Anytime I see that I know there is some drama!

    Haha does he think its a mountain


  • #6057
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    wildlifeboy wrote: »
    please dont start talking about shaggytwat again?

    ****in buzzin man :pac:


  • #6058
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Age ain't as important as IQ.

    In this case, both are equal...

    :pac:


  • #6059
    Newaglish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    siblers wrote: »
    Yeah that's it, maybe I'm just a miserable aul one :pac:

    No, you're not. They're a terrible, terrible thing.


  • #6060
    Thwip!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    In this case, both are equal...

    :pac:

    That's being generous...


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  • #6061
    saltyjack silverblade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 480 ✭✭saltyjack silverblade


    In my life, there have been two people that I have met and knew without a shadow of a doubt that I wanted them to be a part of it for as long as they could. My first day at college, when I met **** ****, who has been my friend through ever up and down for the last seven years, I knew my life would be better with someone with her heart, loyalty, and sense of adventure. I didn't think I would ever meet another person who I thought so fondly of so quickly- and then this crazy bitch introduced me to ***** ******* my third week here in Dublin and since that moment we have been near inseparable. People mistake us for sisters, and in a way they are not wrong. She is kind, caring, hilarious, selfless, and above all else, courageous. Today, she found out she will not be staying in Dublin past Winter Break, and its a good thing they call it a break, because that is what my heart is doing thinking of loosing my friend after having so little time with her in my life. I should (and do) feel extremely happy to have met her, and I know she will be like my Bestie from back home- that we will forge a friendship that can withstand an ocean of separation- but I am going to miss her, and next semester will be awful without my Dublin Bestie to keep me company during American Horror Story and of course, I will miss my travel companion most of all.


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