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padd b1975 · 05-11-2013 12:43AM

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

i had an x rai dun tday nd dey fownd u in mi heart d doctr sed if dey tuk u owt i wud dy bcuz i cud nt liv withowt d 1 i luv giv dis heart 2 every1 u dnt wan 2 looz in 2014 ncloodin me if u care lol tri 2 culekt 12 itz not eezee lol b onest nd snd dis 2 any1 hu made u smyl dis yr xxxxxxxx

Reads like some obscure regional variant of Afrikaans.

EoghanIRL · 05-11-2013 12:43AM

Mint Aero wrote: »

Yeah I thought it was about fb too, not having a cheap go at someones mother.

She's not a hooker advertising herself at all. She's proud and that's what she does. Why hide it? We hid enough things in this country for long enough and fb isn't a place for hiding in shame

Apparently so . People seem to share anything on Facebook .

For all you know she could be a hooker . It's lame , attempting to put your self on a moral high ground .
Have you read the title of the thread.

Keith16 , chat mi bbz k? xx

Tmeos · 05-11-2013 12:44AM

Mint Aero wrote: »

Absolutely disgusting, every parent is entitled to mind their children full time if they so wish. In Germany it's frowned upon for mothers to work when they have children.

I presume you mean young children, that Germany doesn't wholesale push women out of the workforce once they produce offspring. That would be a touch retrograde.

I have the height of respect for anyone who is at home full time with kids, and honestly a bit of envy if they can afford it. I think the issue is one of semantics really as I resent the notion that I am some sort of 'part time mother' because I also have a full time job.

Anyways back on topic. Its a shocking page, from the vagueness of the title to the casual racism. Im surprised these people can operate a computer.

BNMC · 05-11-2013 01:02AM

"When i was younger i was 2 ma hands me a soup spoon what do i do with i hit poodle and nock him out kos 1.0 to thuker ha lol sitting in my chair"

What?

Wilberto · 05-11-2013 01:29AM

BNMC wrote: »

"When i was younger i was 2 ma hands me a soup spoon what do i do with i hit poodle and nock him out kos 1.0 to thuker ha lol sitting in my chair"

What?

I can do this, I know I can.

When I was younger (two years old) my mother handed me a soup spoon, and what did I do with it? I hit (a/my/the) poodle and knocked him out because(?)........ERROR: UNABLE TO DETECT LANGUAGE........as I was laughing out loud whilst sitting in my chair.

Oh well, I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. (:D:pac::pac:)

coolhull · 05-11-2013 01:49AM

Wilberto wrote: »

I can do this, I know I can.

When I was younger (two years old) my mother handed me a soup spoon, and what did I do with it? I hit (a/my/the) poodle and knocked him out because(?)........ERROR: UNABLE TO DETECT LANGUAGE........as I was laughing out loud whilst sitting in my chair.

Oh well, I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. (:D:pac::pac:)

Of course it matters. I really wanted that bit about ''nockin out the poodle becoz'' explained to me... now how will I get any sleep tonight?

Sinfonia · 05-11-2013 02:27AM

BNMC wrote: »

nock him out kos 1.0 to thuker

I'm thinking maybe 'kos' is like 'KO's' as in 'I KO'd last night'. KO being short for Knock Out which is what's happening in the story.

'1.0 to thuker' seems like 'One-nil to Thuker'. In this case Thuker is a person I guess.

So it all ultimately translates to (roughly) "...and knock him out - He KO's; 1-0 to Thuker!"

danslevent · 05-11-2013 12:21PM

Check out this guys videos! They are so funny! He gives out a lot about Irish people on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=379199918876873&set=vb.1419122248307239&type=3&theater

shruikan2553 · 05-11-2013 12:24PM

Mint Aero wrote: »

Absolutely disgusting, every parent is entitled to mind their children full time if they so wish. In Germany it's frowned upon for mothers to work when they have children.

People are entitled to do it if they please but there is a correlation between those with "full time mammy x

" as an occupation on Facebook and those whos boyfriend's are known by a name ending in "o" (eg, Anto, Deco), who is currently in prison for tipping people in wheelchairs off of a cliff but is actually a lovely guy and we just dont understand him. Possibly a threat of how she with commit some sort of crime against others who say otherwise on her facebook profile. Don't forget the language skills of a cat sleeping on the keyboard.

Axel Lamp · 05-11-2013 02:01PM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Don't forget the language skills of a cat sleeping on the keyboard.

How dare you. My cat knows how to use full stops whilst lounging atop my keyboard.

beakerjoe · 05-11-2013 02:05PM

Axel Lamp wrote: »

How dare you. My cat knows how to use full stops whilst lounging atop my keyboard.

My cat doesn't, hes a right scumbag he is :P

rawn · 05-11-2013 02:11PM

Being a full time mammy is a great thing. I would love to be a full time mammy when I have kids. But going by the girls on my friends list that have their occupation as "Full-time mammy

", they have had several kids between the ages of 17 and 21, several daddy figures come and gone, never had a (legit) job and their statuses usually include the phrases "fkn muppets at the post office sayin me money isn't there I'll streeeel ourrov dum how am I supposed to feed me princess?", followed a few hours later by "whoop, gettin el lockdo with me girlos xxx" In contrast, I also have a few girl friends on FB that quit their jobs to be full time mammy's while their OH supports them but they don't have it as their occupation on FB cos that's just stupid :P

beakerjoe · 05-11-2013 02:13PM

rawn wrote: »

Being a full time mammy is a great thing. I would love to be a full time mammy when I have kids. But going by the girls on my friends list that have their occupation as "Full-time mammy ", they have had several kids between the ages of 17 and 21, several daddy figures come and gone, never had a (legit) job and their statuses usually include the phrases "fkn muppets at the post office sayin me money isn't there I'll streeeel ourrov dum how am I supposed to feed me girlz?", followed a few hours later by "whoop, gettin el lockdo with me girlos xxx" In contrast, I also have a few girl friends on FB that quit their jobs to be full time mammy's while their OH supports them but they don't have it as their occupation on FB cos that's just stupid :P

Id say 99% of the full time mammies i know are just spongers who dont want to work and would rather live off benefits.

And all of the ones I know are also annoying as hell.

December2012 · 05-11-2013 02:17PM

beakerjoe wrote: »

Id say 99% of the full time mammies i know are just spongers who dont want to work and would rather live off benefits.

And all of the ones I know are also annoying as hell.

Why do you know so many spongers then?

IvyTheTerrible · 05-11-2013 02:18PM

beakerjoe wrote: »

Id say 99% of the full time mammies i know are just spongers who dont want to work and would rather live off benefits.

And all of the ones I know are also annoying as hell.

Maybe you need to change the company you keep!

beakerjoe · 05-11-2013 02:18PM

December2012 wrote: »

Why do you know so many spongers then?

Blood ties, sisters of friends and old school mates.

MurdyWurdy · 05-11-2013 03:16PM

I'm a full time mammy. Does everyone hate me

It is not my occupation on Facebook though!

IvyTheTerrible · 05-11-2013 03:20PM

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

I'm a full time mammy. Does everyone hate me

It is not my occupation on Facebook though!

Me too!

That's why I'm extra-careful of my spelling and grammar - fear of reprisals!

Toto Wolfcastle · 05-11-2013 03:22PM

There's a difference between being a full time mother in real life and adding 'Full Time Mammy' as your job on Facebook. Obviously the latter is what people are talking about.

iDave · 05-11-2013 03:22PM

what is the fecking point of this Bitstrip crap

beakerjoe · 05-11-2013 03:24PM

iDave wrote: »

what is the fecking point of this Bitstrip crap

+1

Where did it come from and why is it funny?

Pandora2 · 05-11-2013 03:36PM

iDave wrote: »

what is the fecking point of this Bitstrip crap

So people can create and star in their own cartoon...it's just a logical progression from the current bilge! I think O'Laughlin can relax.

On another point, any value in the resident translaters offering their expertise to the AGS/Dept of SP et al? It could save a huge amount of man hours!!

miamee · 05-11-2013 03:37PM

iDave wrote: »

what is the fecking point of this Bitstrip crap

"Hide all updates from Bitstrip?" God, yes. Thanks for reminding me to do that, it was all over my newsfeed at the weekend!

Mince Pie · 05-11-2013 03:39PM

miamee wrote: »

"Hide all updates from Bitstrip?" God, yes. Thanks for reminding me to do that, it was all over my newsfeed at the weekend!

the problem is, I've hidden them from my newsfeed but they still pop up when someone I know comments on them. :mad:

beakerjoe · 05-11-2013 03:40PM

Mince Pie wrote: »

the problem is, I've hidden them from my newsfeed but they still pop up when someone I know comments on them. :mad:

Thanks to you I'm going to Tesco now to get 2 boxes of Minces Pies! Tis the season.

Mince Pie · 05-11-2013 03:43PM

beakerjoe wrote: »

Thanks to you I'm going to Tesco now to get 2 boxes of Minces Pies! Tis the season.

My favourite thing about this time of year. Oh and Port! mmmmmmmm port.
mince Pies and port. :P

MurdyWurdy · 05-11-2013 03:48PM

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

There's a difference between being a full time mother in real life and adding 'Full Time Mammy' as your job on Facebook. Obviously the latter is what people are talking about.

Maybe but some of the posts have strayed into "anyone who is a stay at home mum is a scrounger territory" which is a bit silly.

Putting stay at home mammy as your occupation is a bit facetious and ridiculous but imo people who actually put where they work are sillier. There's so much obsession with privacy etc yet loads of people are happy to link their private and professional lives for all to see.

iDave · 05-11-2013 03:48PM

beakerjoe wrote: »

Thanks to you I'm going to Tesco now to get 2 boxes of Minces Pies! Tis the season.

beakerjoe is buying mince pies

(accompanied with cartoon that has a vague resemblance to yourself)

Dolbert · 05-11-2013 04:12PM

Mint Aero wrote: »

Absolutely disgusting, every parent is entitled to mind their children full time if they so wish. In Germany it's frowned upon for mothers to work when they have children.

Where in Germany? Any Germans I know tell me the opposite, that being a stay at home mother is a lot more frowned upon there than here. Though they have state subsidised crèches there which helps a lot.

iDave wrote: »

what is the fecking point of this Bitstrip crap

So painfully unfunny. Pre-scripted, pre-rendered cartoons starring you and your idiot friends :mad:

Sinfonia · 05-11-2013 11:57PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPg2oarG_c

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