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silvervixen84 · 22-10-2013 06:29PM

Passed my thoery test.. Never taught id be this excited about driving!!

A couple of 'txt spk' responses to the status then she comments:

your lucky your not drving so anymore! ha ha id advice everyone to stay well back

ivytwine · 22-10-2013 06:50PM

ivytwine wrote: »

Or... I don't know, this is a bit mad.... go to the doctor?

Someone I know used to keep everyone updated on her kid's bowel movements.

Actually, she probably still does, but it appears she has defriended me :pac:

Wilberto · 22-10-2013 07:13PM

danger mouse wrote: »

"Ah its getting very ****in scary at this stage an o dont care what any body says or calls me racists see tham dirty romaining smelly gypos are never to be trusted there should be a big wall built afoind there country an all left there to rot"

Oh dear!

One of those "I'm not racist but......" moments. :pac::pac:

22-10-2013 08:52PM

I hate the people who wish children or grandparents etc happy birthday and tell them they love them yet said person who the wishes are for are not on Facebook.....I just don't understand it

EoghanIRL · 23-10-2013 12:14AM

When the going gets though the though gets going.

Pherekydes · 23-10-2013 08:58AM

coolhull wrote: »

yeah her old hair 'due' had passed its use-by datd

Em, his hair-do! :eek:

beakerjoe · 23-10-2013 11:15AM

Just discovered this thread and I know i will love it.

The best ones are the vague messages like

"Somepeople aye, ya tink ya kno who yer friendz are, " or "at least i know where i stand now, some ppl are so two faced"

these messages are always followed by "are ya alright hun x x x" which is always replied with a "ill mail ya"

saps

Pawwed Rig · 23-10-2013 11:16AM

beakerjoe wrote: »

"are ya alright hun x x x" which is always replied with a "ill mail ya"

You will love this thread alright

beakerjoe · 23-10-2013 11:17AM

Sirsok wrote: »

I hate the people who wish children or grandparents etc happy birthday and tell them they love them yet said person who the wishes are for are not on Facebook.....I just don't understand it

These are usually posted by people who want to give the impression to people that they are thoughtful and caring. "look im thoughtful enough to wish my granny Happy Birthday"......who cares ya little self promoting tool. Just ring them and dont post it on FB.

coolhull · 23-10-2013 01:49PM

Pherekydes wrote: »

Em, his hair-do! :eek:

I'm hugely confused, Ted

beakerjoe · 23-10-2013 02:29PM

One of my old bosses found all the old crew on Facebook recently and i wish he hadn't!

He puts up at least 5 pics a day of his kids (aged 14 and under).

Eg : Its a madhouse in the ....... Household ,with picture of the kids sitting on the couch

or : its nighty night time Facebook , with picture of one of the kids in PJs

Id say his kids will hate him when hes older

callmepetardu · 23-10-2013 02:43PM

My dad and my granny are both on FB. Their first conversation on her wall went something like this...

Dad: "Hi ya...hope your winnin at the bingo x x x"
Granny: "Lol... thank u Marty x x x x x"

and my new favourite status, courtesy of my aunty...
"I love it on the kitchen floor..."
To which my cousin replied: "Oh my God mam, take that down you're so embarrassing!!!"

Ah, Facebook...

Stephen P · 23-10-2013 02:50PM

callmepetardu wrote: »

My dad and my granny are both on FB. Their first conversation on her wall went something like this...

Dad: "Hi ya...hope your winnin at the bingo x x x"
Granny: "Lol... thank u Marty x x x x x"

and my new favourite status, courtesy of my aunty...
"I love it on the kitchen floor..."
To which my cousin replied: "Oh my God mam, take that down you're so embarrassing!!!"

Ah, Facebook...

Oh no! They're at that again? :rolleyes:
What better way to raise awareness than to post a cryptic clue

If they want to raise awareness of breast cancer they should actually mention the words "breast cancer". :mad:

ShagNastii · 23-10-2013 02:59PM

I girl I know from home has just had a baby. She has put on her FB the usual drivel.

"Welcome into the world-Baby Jack born at 11.45am. 10lbs 1oz."

Underneath one of the boyos from the local pub was first to reply with this peach.

"Oh dear, 10lbs 1oz? R.I.P Your fanny."

Knackers can be hilarious at times.

beakerjoe · 23-10-2013 03:00PM

Stephen P wrote: »

Oh no! They're at that again? :rolleyes:
What better way to raise awareness than to post a cryptic clue

If they want to raise awareness of breast cancer they should actually mention the words "breast cancer". :mad:

If people arent aware of breast cancer now they never will be

callmepetardu · 23-10-2013 03:26PM

beakerjoe wrote: »

If people arent aware of breast cancer now they never will be

No, she literally meant she liked sex on the kitchen floor... nothing cryptic. :P

[-0-] · 26-10-2013 10:47PM

http://imgur.com/HRg2OPx

:mad:

LostBoy101 · 26-10-2013 10:52PM

[-0-] wrote: »

http://imgur.com/HRg2OPx

:mad:

I wouldn't even think of eating that. The state of it!

Love2love · 26-10-2013 10:58PM

[-0-] wrote: »

http://imgur.com/HRg2OPx

:mad:

That actually looks like vomit!

A girl I know who I actually like put up the following:

Urgh, haven't seen my phone or wallet since Saturday, safe to say there gone!! Oh and tomorrow is going to be a sad day, RIP Grandad!!

Next day she posts 3 pics of herself and her 3 year old son dressed for the funeral.

EoghanIRL · 27-10-2013 12:32AM

" ugh just go mi ifone fixed nd nw da clocks faulty

it's going bckwards "

Ted_YNWA · 27-10-2013 08:51AM

EoghanIRL wrote: »

" ugh just go mi ifone fixed nd nw da clocks faulty it's going bckwards "

not good trying to read that hungover, head hurts enough as it is. !!

Muise... · 27-10-2013 06:00PM

local animal welfare:

"Very sad report in of a dead JRT on the dual carriageway on the way into limerick, just before the Caherdavin exit. - run free little one"

I think I see the problem here.

EuskalHerria · 28-10-2013 09:34PM

Fortunately I've got two sides of the Venn dumb diagram this week. I'm not sure if many people have had friends change their profile picture to giraffes because of this latest nonsensical trend.

It has now been followed up by this absolute master class of a status:

**URGENT**GIRAFFE GAME NOTICE**URGENT**
Just found out that the Giraffe challenge was set up by the hacking group "Anonymous". Apparently they're going to embark on a random 'cleansing' program which will wipe out the bank accounts and hard drives of those people who have giraffe profile pics...A few of my FB friends have already had it happen, so change your pics back & Delete the game!

XxMCRxBabyxX · 28-10-2013 09:53PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Fortunately I've got two sides of the Venn dumb diagram this week. I'm not sure if many people have had friends change their profile picture to giraffes because of this latest nonsensical trend.

It has now been followed up by this absolute master class of a status:

**URGENT**GIRAFFE GAME NOTICE**URGENT**
Just found out that the Giraffe challenge was set up by the hacking group "Anonymous". Apparently they're going to embark on a random 'cleansing' program which will wipe out the bank accounts and hard drives of those people who have giraffe profile pics...A few of my FB friends have already had it happen, so change your pics back & Delete the game!

The Giraffe game as in this? I only saw it today:

I had to change my profile to a giraffe. I tried to answer a riddle and got it wrong. Try the great giraffe challenge! The deal is I give you a riddle. You get it right you get to keep your profile pic. You get it wrong and you change your profile pic to a Giraffe for the next 3 days. MESSAGE ME ONLY SO YOU DONT GIVE OUT THE ANSWER.
Here is the riddle: 3:00 am, the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors, It's your parents and they are there for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open? Remember... message me only. If you get it right I'll post your name here. If you get it wrong change your profile pic

I'm pretty impressed by Anonymous's skills if this is the case. What happens if you got the riddle wrong but didn't change your pic?...

Tom Hanks · 28-10-2013 10:24PM

Am I the only person in the universe that doesn't use FB?

The One Who Knocks · 28-10-2013 10:25PM

Tom Hanks wrote: »

Am I the only person in the universe that doesn't use FB?

Nope, you're just one of 6 billion.

yerwanthere123 · 28-10-2013 10:26PM

Tom Hanks wrote: »

Am I the only person in the universe that doesn't use FB?

Yes. You are the only person in the universe who doesn't use Facebook.

homemadecider · 28-10-2013 10:27PM

Tom Hanks wrote: »

Am I the only person in the universe that doesn't use FB?

Yes. Everyone in sub-Saharan Africa is on FB right now.

Here, have a hipster medal.

Kaiser D · 28-10-2013 10:36PM

Saw A Kid Dresd In A Handmade Airplane E Lukd Deadly!! But E Tripd An Crushd D Front Of It.. Wi Ta Brandon Breaks His Heart Lafn Tears Anal Dwn His Face An Says Es An Awful Egit Ma.. Teln Me Es Gona Wet Himself Anal Mad Child

This has hurt my brain.

krudler · 28-10-2013 10:45PM

What is it with with facebook morons and anal?

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