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kunst nugget · 15-08-2013 12:30PM

iDave wrote: »

Ok so being treated now to a photo of a bottle of water every day with a piece of paper next to it saying how many days hes gone without Lucozade.
Well done you've managed to go another 24 hours without drinking a sugary soft drink
It also has a little message next to Day 3 saying 'Still Going Strong'

I can only imagine he'd hit rock bottom in his addiction to lucozade, where he was rimming grannies to try and scrape together enough money for his next fix. I pray he has the strength to free himself from the awful oppression he has himself under with this insatiable appetite for isotonic drinks and will get through to the other side and go on to live a live free of elevated sugar levels. I think we can all feel his pain and will stand behind him as one and push him on to achieve his goal of clean and healthy life.

iDave · 15-08-2013 12:51PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

I can only imagine he'd hit rock bottom in his addiction to lucozade, where he was rimming grannies to try and scrape together enough money for his next fix. I pray he has the strength to free himself from the awful oppression he has himself under with this insatiable appetite for isotonic drinks and will get through to the other side and go on to live a live free of elevated sugar levels. I think we can all feel his pain and will stand behind him as one and push him on to achieve his goal of clean and healthy life.

Such kind words, you along with the 29 (and counting) likes will help him through it. He still smokes like a chimney though.

milltown · 15-08-2013 01:01PM

pauliebdub wrote: »

but at the same time walking isnt a particularly great spectacle.

^This.

I nearly choked watching the news last night when they were showing the "highlights" (off BBC of course). Video showing a few funny looking men who look like they lost their maracas somewhere along the way, and the commentator trying to make it sound exciting with phrases like "he's having the walk of his life here!"

kunst nugget · 15-08-2013 01:03PM

milltown wrote: »

^This.

I nearly choked watching the news last night when they were showing the "highlights" (off BBC of course). Video showing a few funny looking men who look like they lost their maracas somewhere along the way, and the commentator trying to make it sound exciting with phrases like "he's having the walk of his life here!"

Totally why there should be a sh¡tting competition. Just to hear the commentator say 'he's having the sh¡te of his life right now!'

miamee · 15-08-2013 03:10PM

This from an american cousin :rolleyes:

iDave · 15-08-2013 03:11PM

miamee wrote: »

This from an american cousin :rolleyes:

Vomit

kunst nugget · 15-08-2013 03:12PM

miamee wrote: »

This from an american cousin :rolleyes:

Sorry, Jesus. As a straight man, I'm just not into you in that sort of way…

Also, you wave like a girl…

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-08-2013 03:21PM

I got a pm from my lesbian friends girlfriend.

"Your cousin hates me and I don't blame her"
What happened?
"Don't want to get into it"

DipStick McSwindler · 15-08-2013 04:22PM

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EuskalHerria · 15-08-2013 04:54PM

miamee wrote: »

This from an american cousin :rolleyes:

I love how they could have used any point of Jesus life. They chose an image where the nail in his hand.
There's a lesson about love in there somewhere kids.

batistuta9 · 15-08-2013 05:05PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

I love how they could have used any point of Jesus life. They chose an image where the nail in his hand.
There's a lesson about love in there somewhere kids.

it's not a nail, there's also a lesson about resurrection & him dying for your sins in there too if your that way inclined

EuskalHerria · 15-08-2013 06:36PM

batistuta9 wrote: »

it's not a nail, there's also a lesson about resurrection & him dying for your sins in there too if your that way inclined

Thanks for that. God bless you.

kunst nugget · 15-08-2013 06:45PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Thanks for that. God bless you.

Yeah, it's not a nail… I think it's a handgina.

batistuta9 · 15-08-2013 07:33PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Thanks for that. God bless you.

just making sure you knew what it was about

As-salam alaykum

Festy · 15-08-2013 07:37PM

Some serious ****in **** gonna go down as soon as I see ****ing daylight tamping fuming ragin gonna hav to get boxing classes anyways so I can break some ****in sence into ****in people ****in blockin me oh jesus u went too ****in far neva taut I'd see da day wher u u out of all people wud make da angry tess come back gonna ****in blow red flames cannot control my temper dis very minut aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhh !

Someone is angry lol

coolhull · 15-08-2013 09:59PM

Festy wrote: »

Some serious ****in **** gonna go down as soon as I see ****ing daylight tamping fuming ragin gonna hav to get boxing classes anyways so I can break some ****in sence into ****in people ****in blockin me oh jesus u went too ****in far neva taut I'd see da day wher u u out of all people wud make da angry tess come back gonna ****in blow red flames cannot control my temper dis very minut aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhh !

Someone is angry lol

Anyone fluent in Moron-ese?

Doctor Strange · 15-08-2013 10:12PM

Festy wrote: »

Some serious ****in **** gonna go down as soon as I see ****ing daylight tamping fuming ragin gonna hav to get boxing classes anyways so I can break some ****in sence into ****in people ****in blockin me oh jesus u went too ****in far neva taut I'd see da day wher u u out of all people wud make da angry tess come back gonna ****in blow red flames cannot control my temper dis very minut aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhh !

Translation:

Fisticuffs shall ensue as soon as I can see the sun again. I am quite angry indeed. I shall partake in boxing classes, so as to impart sense unto people who blocked me via said fisticuffs. By the Lord, you have taken this too far. One never thought one would see such a day where you enraged me so. Tess, return forthwith, as I shall explode with rage. My anger is beyond control as of now. *Angry noise*.

Frankie Lee · 15-08-2013 10:15PM

Festy wrote: »

Some serious ****in **** gonna go down as soon as I see ****ing daylight tamping fuming ragin gonna hav to get boxing classes anyways so I can break some ****in sence into ****in people ****in blockin me oh jesus u went too ****in far neva taut I'd see da day wher u u out of all people wud make da angry tess come back gonna ****in blow red flames cannot control my temper dis very minut aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhh !

Someone is angry lol

Some serious fúcking shít going to go down as soon as I am released from prison/psychiatric hospital.
Tamping, fuming, raging.
I am going to get boxing lessons so I can punish people who are blocking me.
Oh Jesus you went to far. I never thought I'd see the day when you of all people would make angry Tess come back. (possible schizophrenic?)
Going to blow red flames, cannot control my anger at this very minute.
Argh!

rawn · 15-08-2013 11:25PM

*girl name*
"Head is wrecked — feeling like having a breakdown cause I'm cool like that"

Friend: Chat us x

And then 12 minutes later

*girl name*
"Will everyone that's asking 'Are you okay?' please kindly, piss off? I will be graaaand now shut up, and sit down, yeah?"

Why...what...why...ah my brain meats...

DipStick McSwindler · 16-08-2013 08:59AM

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SweepTheLeg · 16-08-2013 10:31AM

From one of my male friends I went to school with

*gt arrested last night, scumbag guards tink dey own this town!! gunna sue dem for bustin me head open :@ :@*

From the comments on the status, The guy bottled someone in a nightclub for "looking at his woman" then started fighting with the guards as well.

iDave · 16-08-2013 10:57AM

iDave wrote: »

Ok so being treated now to a photo of a bottle of water every day with a piece of paper next to it saying how many days hes gone without Lucozade.
Well done you've managed to go another 24 hours without drinking a sugary soft drink
It also has a little message next to Day 3 saying 'Still Going Strong'

Ok were into Day 4 and the poor addict has made it unscathed.
This is the sort of photo we're getting on a daily basis

miamee · 16-08-2013 11:16AM

iDave wrote: »

Ok were into Day 4 and the poor addict has made it unscathed.
This is the sort of photo we're getting on a daily basis

He must lead an incredibly dull life.

Richard Hillman · 16-08-2013 11:25AM

"dnt want to do anything today."

Dullest status update ever

kunst nugget · 16-08-2013 11:28AM

iDave wrote: »

Ok were into Day 4 and the poor addict has made it unscathed.
This is the sort of photo we're getting on a daily basis

I presume it's an injoke that 2 or 3 find vaguely funny but makes him look like a fúcking idiot to the rest of the world.

EuskalHerria · 16-08-2013 11:31AM

iDave wrote: »

Ok were into Day 4 and the poor addict has made it unscathed.
This is the sort of photo we're getting on a daily basis

Have you thought about countering? Upload a few pictures of lucozade looking irresistible. Draw lingerie on the bottle and make it look sexy.

iDave · 16-08-2013 11:33AM

kunst nugget wrote: »

I presume it's an injoke that 2 or 3 find vaguely funny but makes him look like a fúcking idiot to the rest of the world.

The 'Like' count would suggest otherwise unfortunately. Every day is the same pic of a bottle of water and an 'inspirational' message

kunst nugget · 16-08-2013 12:00PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Have you thought about countering? Upload a few pictures of lucozade looking irresistible. Draw lingerie on the bottle and make it look sexy.

Like this?

coolhull · 16-08-2013 12:03PM

iDave wrote: »

The 'Like' count would suggest otherwise unfortunately. Every day is the same pic of a bottle of water and an 'inspirational' message

It would inspire me to hit the gobsh1te
a kick in the stones

wnolan1992 · 16-08-2013 12:18PM

iDave wrote: »

Ok were into Day 4 and the poor addict has made it unscathed.
This is the sort of photo we're getting on a daily basis

It'd be hilarious if he just took all those pictures on day one and is sitting back with Lucozade being injected into his veins and laughing manically. :P

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