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coolhull · 01-05-2013 11:49PM

end of the road wrote: »

(sorry, saw this and had no choice but to post it here) this is taken from a well known facebook page, it turned my hair gray and i'm only 25, i give up
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Hi Waz goin dwn d road der 2day n cn dis yungala trunin dids at dis uder yungala so i wnt ovr n tryd 2 stop it n d 2 uder yungalas tuderned on me n strt trunininin digs at me. dey puled me jumper up ovr me hed and me bags round me ankals n gav me a wegey n ran off wit me jacka. i rang d garda n dey laffed dwn d fone at me. dey said it was a nu scam day youngalas r pretend scrapin so sum 1 cums ovr n trys stop it den robs der jackas n sel dem. wil ye warn all ur liseners dat dis scam is goin on n if ye c youngalas trunin digs mind ur eoin coz d garda do nutin coz der always etin donuts d fat pig rats rats ou slasher103

Is this a message posted only for aliens? I can't make head or tail of it. Anyone out there speak Chav?

krudler · 01-05-2013 11:52PM

I think it says some guy saw two other guys fighting and went to stop it and got robbed, or it could be a short yet insightful take on the whole Israel thing, I'm not sure.

EuskalHerria · 01-05-2013 11:55PM

coolhull wrote: »

Is this a message posted only for aliens? I can't make head or tail of it. Anyone out there speak Chav?

I'm ashamed to say I got the general gist of that. I only have one brain cell left though. Completely worth it as I now know how not to have my jacket stolen.

Frankie Lee · 01-05-2013 11:57PM

end of the road wrote: »

(sorry, saw this and had no choice but to post it here) this is taken from a well known facebook page, it turned my hair gray and i'm only 25, i give up
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Hi Waz goin dwn d road der 2day n cn dis yungala trunin dids at dis uder yungala so i wnt ovr n tryd 2 stop it n d 2 uder yungalas tuderned on me n strt trunininin digs at me. dey puled me jumper up ovr me hed and me bags round me ankals n gav me a wegey n ran off wit me jacka. i rang d garda n dey laffed dwn d fone at me. dey said it was a nu scam day youngalas r pretend scrapin so sum 1 cums ovr n trys stop it den robs der jackas n sel dem. wil ye warn all ur liseners dat dis scam is goin on n if ye c youngalas trunin digs mind ur eoin coz d garda do nutin coz der always etin donuts d fat pig rats rats ou slasher103

I was going down the the road there today and seen this young lad throwing digs at this other young lad. So I went over and tried to stop it and two other young lads turned on me and started throwing digs at me.
They pulled my jumper over my head and my tracksuit bottoms down below my ankles and gave me a wedgy before running off with my jacket.

I rang the Gardaí and they laughed down the phone at me. They said it is a new scam where young lads pretend to be scrapping so someone comes over to stop it. They then steal their jackets and sell them.
Warn your listeners that this scam is going on and if you see young lads throwing digs mind your own business as the Gardaí do not have the resources to deal with petty crime.

Cordially Slasher103

miamee · 02-05-2013 12:04AM

end of the road wrote: »

(sorry, saw this and had no choice but to post it here) this is taken from a well known facebook page, it turned my hair gray and i'm only 25, i give up
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Hi Waz goin dwn d road der 2day n cn dis yungala trunin dids at dis uder yungala so i wnt ovr n tryd 2 stop it n d 2 uder yungalas tuderned on me n strt trunininin digs at me. dey puled me jumper up ovr me hed and me bags round me ankals n gav me a wegey n ran off wit me jacka. i rang d garda n dey laffed dwn d fone at me. dey said it was a nu scam day youngalas r pretend scrapin so sum 1 cums ovr n trys stop it den robs der jackas n sel dem. wil ye warn all ur liseners dat dis scam is goin on n if ye c youngalas trunin digs mind ur eoin coz d garda do nutin coz der always etin donuts d fat pig rats rats ou slasher103

Translation:
Hi. I was going down the road there today and saw this young fella throwing digs at this other young fella so I went over and tried to stop it and the two young fellas turned on me and started throwing digs at me. They pulled my jumper up over my head and my trousers round my ankles and gave me a wedgie and ran off with my jacket.
I rang the Gardai and they laughed down the phone at me. They said it was a new scam, the young fellas are pretending to fight so that someone comes over to stop it then they rob their jackets and sell them. Will you warn your listeners that this scam is going on and if they see young fellas throwing digs mind your own business because the Gardai do nothing; they are always eating donuts the fat pig rats, rats out.
Slasher103.

/My brain hurts after that.

EuskalHerria · 02-05-2013 12:04AM

If anyone notices Gmail, YouTube or other google services are down later it's because I tried to fully translate this.
The black smoke rising from the back of my laptop and flashing 'Danger' sign aren't offering me much comfort.

dublinman1990 · 02-05-2013 02:21PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

I know these are from twitter but they give you a peek into the world of the idiots' reaction to the Boston bombings:

http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/tagged/Boston-Marathon

That is a purely dreadful reaction from anyone who probably don't even care about what would happen to someone who can be completely innocent in all of this.

I feel pretty disgusted reading it now tbh. :mad:

Thwip! · 02-05-2013 06:25PM

The worst bit is that one of the people is a contributer to FOX news

coolhull · 02-05-2013 10:08PM

Thwip! wrote: »

The worst bit is that one of the people is a contributer to FOX news

But what else would we expect from Fox News contributors?

''Fox News, Fair and Balanced'.........Yeah, right

massdebater · 03-05-2013 01:24AM

This just popped up on my newsfeed.

Soooo depressed.Need a new phone, new camera, new toaster and a new hoover. Fuc my fucn life. GRRRRRRRR!

leggo · 03-05-2013 06:08AM

They'd probably be able to spell better if they weren't malnourished from lack of toast and writing that status update on a Nokia 3210.

EuskalHerria · 03-05-2013 09:30AM

massdebater wrote: »

This just popped up on my newsfeed.

If they wait for the new iPhone then she can kill 4 birds with one stone.

coolhull · 03-05-2013 09:42AM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

If they wait for the new iPhone then she can kill 4 birds with one stone.

So, maths not her strongest subject, then?

Tetra · 03-05-2013 05:50PM

"Sitting in court waiting on the judge really wtf... 10 mins after and you still haven't shown up... Just saying i got **** to do and places to be.. Your time is not more valuable then mine.. I have a company to run. Wish i would have know this court went on indian time.. Smh and tapping my foot!!!"

end of the road · 03-05-2013 07:06PM

Tetra wrote: »

"Sitting in court waiting on the judge really wtf... 10 mins after and you still haven't shown up... Just saying i got **** to do and places to be.. Your time is not more valuable then mine.. I have a company to run. Wish i would have know this court went on indian time.. Smh and tapping my foot!!!"

if i was the judge in that case i'd jail that person for life for that status

coolhull · 03-05-2013 10:31PM

Tetra wrote: »

"Sitting in court waiting on the judge really wtf... 10 mins after and you still haven't shown up... Just saying i got **** to do and places to be.. Your time is not more valuable then mine.. I have a company to run. Wish i would have know this court went on indian time.. Smh and tapping my foot!!!"

Is this Sean Fitzpatrick?

kunst nugget · 04-05-2013 03:59PM

Tetra wrote: »

"Sitting in court waiting on the judge really wtf... 10 mins after and you still haven't shown up... Just saying i got **** to do and places to be.. Your time is not more valuable then mine.. I have a company to run. Wish i would have know this court went on indian time.. Smh and tapping my foot!!!"

I presume he runs a rent-a-dickhead business.

Brian_Zeluz · 04-05-2013 04:30PM

Tetra wrote: »

"Sitting in court waiting on the judge really wtf... 10 mins after and you still haven't shown up... Just saying i got **** to do and places to be.. Your time is not more valuable then mine.. I have a company to run. Wish i would have know this court went on indian time.. Smh and tapping my foot!!!"

What's Indian time?

Big Nasty · 04-05-2013 04:53PM

Brian_Zeluz wrote: »

What's Indian time?

GMT + 05:30

Brian_Zeluz · 04-05-2013 04:56PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

GMT + 05:30

Oh now I get it, I imagined it was a racist thing.

Big Nasty · 04-05-2013 04:59PM

Brian_Zeluz wrote: »

Oh now I get it, I imagined it was a racist thing.

I'm sure it was intended as such.

SRFC · 05-05-2013 07:39PM

Im speechless :rolleyes:

''To all the people on the labour/in fas, tat hav grate social lifes & can go out every single wkend and get new clothes inal & go on holidays..... Fair play to use cas sum people on tiz hate seen others been able to do all tat.... I'm always readin status on tiz wit people moanin abou people tats on th labour or in fas... Its grate been able to do wat ye want and not havin to work a full tym job

))''

''I love d loan parent it gets me out every weeknd an i dont hav 2 work ha sum ppl ar jelous pigs:) x''

''Ah **** dem wer 2 young 2 work wer only kids:) My ma still gives me money every day anal haha i never hav a euro:) x''

One of the main reasons why the country is ruined,leeches on society.

LostBoy101 · 05-05-2013 07:42PM

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
everyone can **** off !!!!!! omg i havnt been in a mood like this in god knows how long !!! full on shaking with anger , heads pounding and ive eaten nearly half a ****ing packet of biscuits so now im poxy getting fat so i can be even more ****ing annoyed !!!!!!! my god i pity the person to do one ****ing thing wrong on me tonight !!

What the heck did I just read >_<

Kerplunk124 · 06-05-2013 02:53AM

not the biscuits!!!

Festy · 06-05-2013 05:07AM

Anyone else sick of people uploading pics of their baby ?

Some asshole keeps putting up pics of their child and its the same bull**** posts

ahh shes gorgeous,so cute,bla bla bla

If t was me the last thing I would do is post a pic of my child for the whole world to see.God only knows the amount of pedos out there ffs

Grayson · 06-05-2013 07:59AM

Festy wrote: »

Anyone else sick of people uploading pics of their baby ?

Some asshole keeps putting up pics of their child and its the same bull**** posts

ahh shes gorgeous,so cute,bla bla bla

If t was me the last thing I would do is post a pic of my child for the whole world to see.God only knows the amount of pedos out there ffs

I had a friend who was putting up a couple of photo's every two weeks. Someone actually asked, why so few? And My friend said she was putting them up every second day but was blocking the posts so only a friend or two, gransparents etc was seeing them.

That's quite nice really.

garv123 · 06-05-2013 08:10AM

Festy wrote: »

Anyone else sick of people uploading pics of their baby ?

Some asshole keeps putting up pics of their child and its the same bull**** posts

ahh shes gorgeous,so cute,bla bla bla

If t was me the last thing I would do is post a pic of my child for the whole world to see.God only knows the amount of pedos out there ffs

http://unbaby.me/

Replace babies with LOLcatz...

kunst nugget · 06-05-2013 11:18AM

Festy wrote: »

If t was me the last thing I would do is post a pic of my child for the whole world to see.God only knows the amount of pedos out there ffs

Yes because I'm sure paedophiles are trawling through facebook with a jar of vaseline at the ready. That's why I don't let my kids leave our house either. Paedophiles everywhere!

But yeah, a ton of baby pics on your newsfeed gets a bit annoying.

blatantrereg · 06-05-2013 11:49AM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Yes because I'm sure paedophiles are trawling through facebook with a jar of vaseline at the ready. That's why I don't let my kids leave our house either. Paedophiles everywhere!

But yeah, a ton of baby pics on your newsfeed gets a bit annoying.

There are paedophiles on facebook yes. They're not just made up to scare children you know.

Mr Benevolent · 06-05-2013 11:51AM

blatantrereg wrote: »

They're not just made up to scare children you know.

No, but they are hyped up to scare adults. Most victims are abused by people they trust (usually family members) rather than strangers on Facebook. But the Daily Mail and the Indo insist it's the other way around. Believe the hype if you want, but you're barking up the wrong tree.

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