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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Timeframe doesn't make much sense either...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,653 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    All from the same person. Sound in real life, but jesus the FB status...


    "You ever notice wen u have a mug of tay & its a bit too hot, u blow on it & it makes no difference?!"

    "Jst got spoilt rotten with a lovely big home-cooked steak by XXXXXXX"

    "Anyone got any spare socks? Mine are soaked...thanks!"

    "I'm dreamin of a white easter?! Doesnt have the same ring to it!"

    "Where the **** did the snow come from?!!!"

    "I love XXXXXXX, shes the love of my life, most beautiful girl in the world!!!!!!!!! Love u girl x"

    "Early valentine gift this mornin! Home made cookies from the lady in my life!! Nom nom nom"

    "Ireland ireland together standin tall....."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭How so Joe


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Timeframe doesn't make much sense either...

    Is that in relation to my post? It was posted at 12.33, so it was their wedding anniversary, but only just. Last year I would assume she was about to go to bed to sleep before the actual day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Disney PJ's :confused: Is she 6?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭How so Joe


    Boombastic wrote: »
    Disney PJ's :confused: Is she 6?

    They had a Disney themed wedding. And went to Disneyland on honeymoon. And are going back there tomorrow.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭el dude


    How so Joe wrote: »
    They had a Disney themed wedding. And went to Disneyland on honeymoon. And are going back there tomorrow.

    Wowzers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭johnmcdnl


    Girl: How do you get fizzy water seeing as water isn't fizzy?
    Guy: Carbon Dioxide
    Girl: But sur ya can't drink that? Sur it's a gas.

    :o:o

    Seen that posted a good while ago and can't remember the exact wording but it went along that lines with far worse grammar no doubt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    WTF is a "hunzo" and how do I kill it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭shanec1928


    eoin2nc wrote: »
    One of the best facebook groups I have come across! http://www.facebook.com/hopeurokhun?fref=ts

    .
    justryan wrote: »
    .:eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    I love the thread but what really keeps me coming back, is to see if I know anyone or if someone has quoted me :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    http://i.imgur.com/QV6po8r.jpg

    Who knew dough could forever meet its end?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,151 ✭✭✭Irishchick


    How so Joe wrote: »
    I read this in my feed today.



    I... What? She is sitting next to him on the couch. Say it to him! Write it in your damn card! And capitalise your I!

    We have mutual friends!!! I really like this girl but I seriously wish she would just talk to him instead of carrying out the relationship on facebook!! It's almost like they need others to validate everything!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,385 ✭✭✭✭extra gravy




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭M44B19


    This popped up on my news feed.

    NSFW!


    https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭How so Joe


    Irishchick wrote: »
    We have mutual friends!!! I really like this girl but I seriously wish she would just talk to him instead of carrying out the relationship on facebook!! It's almost like they need others to validate everything!
    I really like her too, but on facebook everything she does annoys me. Gahhh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    M44B19 wrote: »
    This popped up on my news feed.
    [COLOR="Red"]
    NSFW![/COLOR]

    https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

    It's like Jay from the inbetweeners!

    Modelling shoot with mila kunis and rihanna!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    With a mother as thick as that, the poor "bby" would be much better off if it was adopted


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 221 ✭✭Mr. Wong


    There's this one clown I know and 90% of his status' consist of "that sinking feeling having to set the alarm for 6:30am", "work in the morning, how will get up at all" and "thoughts of getting up at stupid o'clock".

    You're not the only person with a job you irritating prick!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,007 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    M44B19 wrote: »
    This popped up on my news feed.

    NSFW!


    https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

    That has to be a pisstake. Is she some comedienne who's trying to create a viral sensation?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Grayson wrote: »

    That has to be a pisstake. Is she some comedienne who's trying to create a viral sensation?
    Like she says, she's "propa famous now".
    Is England and America really that short of super-models? Poor deluded girl, and probably Irish too. Would someone please go over for her and take her home?

    On second thoughts, we have enough fcukin eejits over here already.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    M44B19 wrote: »
    This popped up on my news feed.

    NSFW!


    https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

    This is GOLD.
    People don't understand that I'm a witch comin from gypsie roots. If any of you low life mingers hate on me, any minute expect to scratch your genital area. yeah thats right bitchez you'll have GENITAL WARTS ya's miserable cunts
    love my sexy launderette from Anne Summers
    Love fartin on my hand and sniffin it! does smell nasty like mouldy eggs init

    Who ever it is, they're a comic genius.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭kilkenny12


    M44B19 wrote: »
    This popped up on my news feed.

    NSFW!


    https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

    "Our father who aint in even holy be thy name thy kingdom come AMEN"
    LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    M44B19 wrote: »
    This popped up on my news feed.

    NSFW!


    https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel


    Brilliant :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Jarrod


    Anyone know what this 'I'm going to Timbuktu for 78 months' bollox is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Jarrod wrote: »
    Anyone know what this 'I'm going to Timbuktu for 78 months' bollox is?
    Sorry, no idea, But then I have no idea what most of the sh1te on FB is anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Jarrod wrote: »
    Anyone know what this 'I'm going to Timbuktu for 78 months' bollox is?

    Probably one of those things to "raise awareness" of some "cause".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Jarrod


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Probably one of those things to "raise awareness" of some "cause".

    It's clearly doing the trick so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭milltown


    M44B19 wrote: »
    This popped up on my news feed.

    NSFW!


    https://www.facebook.com/KellyBarrettModel

    I was sent that during the week too. Excellent.
    What's even funnier than the statuses is the anger and bile directed at her by people who seem to take genuine umbrage that somebody so "aesthetically challenged" would dare to have any self confidence, let alone post it in public on Facebook, instead of just getting the joke.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭shanec1928


    "outa da twn fr da weekend :) da dam ere we cum :)"

    an old one there were a few more gems i was looking for but they were deleted .


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