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    I found a Safe.

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    • #602
      lkionm
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      Son0vagun wrote: »
      I'll take a pic of it with a message of your choice.
      Post a picture of it with your girlfriends boobs.




      Actually forget the safe, the boobs will be proof enough.
      For now.


    • #603
      eamonnq
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      lkionm wrote: »
      Post a picture of it with your girlfriends boobs.


      Actually forget the safe, the boobs will be proof enough.
      For now.

      Just don't let your wife see them!!!


    • #604
      tim3000
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 tim3000
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      I cracked a safe once, with a blow torch and a screw driver.. the other people in the bank weren't happy though


    • #605
      CrazyRabbit
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      Son0vagun wrote: »
      Not at all. Just home from hard days work. Feet up now gonna pop on a episode of love/hate. The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

      Some of us may die in our sleep and we'll spend all eternity roaming around haunting people and making eerie noises that sound like 'safe!!!!'

      Oh, and have you tried putting a TV on front of the safe and putting some horror movies on? It won't feel so safe out there in the dark shed anymore after that!


    • #606
      CrazyRabbit
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      Oryx wrote: »
      Give him a break, this is his fifteen weeks of fame.

      Fixed your post for ya!


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    • #607
      lkionm
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      ***Noob Question Alert****

      Is the thread views unique people or me refreshing the page 50000 times?


    • #608
      wonderfulname
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,943 wonderfulname
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      Rayne Wooney wrote: »
      What if it's a doorway into Narnia?

      What if it's a doorway out of Narnia?


    • #609
      lukesmom
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      I predict there's a passport or some sort of identification card, €5000+ and documents concerning his will. Medals of some sort and a letter he didn't want anybody else to read.


    • #610
      Peppa Pig
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      wonderfulname wrote: »
      What if it's a doorway out of Narnia?
      Then we know where the Healy-Reas have come from


    • #611
      dark crystal
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      wonderfulname wrote: »
      What if it's a doorway out of Narnia?

      What if it's the gateway to hell?


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    • #612
      Ando's Saggy Bottom
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      OP is playing this beautifully.:pac:


    • #613
      imtdub
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      sick of OP's antics... watching the launch of PS4


    • #614
      Son0vagun
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 Son0vagun
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      I have been updating regularly. I've been honest from day one. Just relax, the safe is going no where. It could take weeks to open.

      My name isn't Hugo, people around here call me OP.


    • #615
      lkionm
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      Weeks? You wont have weeks to live.

      What if this is inside? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqsVbiI7Mrc


    • #616
      YbFocus
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      How is it that the one person on boards who wouldn't be ar5ed to open a safe gets one????

      If this happened me the thread would be 'Look what I found in a safe in a shed'.............


    • #617
      [Deleted User]
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      Everyone who loves this thread should go and buy a safe of their own so the next generation get to join in the fun. What can we put in the safe as way of a reward? I'd plant a mini disc so they have to source a player in 30 odd years, some papers beside a fire lighter so if they use an angle-grinder it goes on fire and they forever wonder what it was, a glass of milk just so they get a good whiff straight off and an Elvis pic, signed by myself of course. Their poor faces on antiques roadshow


    • #618
      Boscoirl
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      Dont forget a transcript of this thread


    • #619
      BBDBB
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      YbFocus wrote: »
      How is it that the one person on boards who wouldn't be ar5ed to open a safe gets one????

      If this happened me the thread would be 'Look what I found in a safe in a shed'.............

      So your thread would be

      Post 1 - Hey I found a safe

      Post 2 - Ive opened it and here is what I found inside

      Post 3 to 11 - yay!/ lucky you/ begrudger/thinly veiled/father Ted quote/blast with.../yor ma/ etc


      Post 12 - *tumbleweed


    • #620
      keith16
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      Spotted this thread yesterday, read the OP and thought "meh". Come back today to find the best thread ever.

      OP, have you considered trying to seduce the safe? Make it dinner, buy it flowers and get it drunk?


    • #621
      MadsL
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      eamonnq wrote: »
      Just don't let your wife see them!!!

      I'd be pretty sure she has already seen her own boobs.


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    • #622
      lkionm
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      **Thinly veiled I have a safe encased in concrete and I don't give a **** what the haters say thread**


    • #623
      psicic
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      Feck it. I HAD a floor safe my Da got free from an old business - I dumped about 5 years ago because I didn't need it.

      Until this thread, I never knew it was my one opportunity to leave something behind for the next generation by putting something nasty/disappoint inside, burying it in concrete and locking it before throwing away the key.

      I guess that's it for me so... I've wasted my life.

      OP, don't be an hero like me.... go open that safe...

      (Also, +1 for boobs)


    • #624
      Joe10000
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      I have the same safe and the key is nothing special and not a million miles from a standard internal door key you get with any ****ty door.

      My suggestion is to pull the safe out of the ground, find a serial number and call the safe company. I am assuming the safe was not installed while the concrete was still wet.


    • #625
      Happyman42
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      Deleted User wrote: »
      Their poor faces on antiques roadshow

      Similar to this guy's?


      (I roll on the floor everytime I watch this. :)


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-xmFf_Trc


    • #626
      Voodoomelon
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      If there's been any benefit to all this waiting around, it's that I am now displaying 40 posts per page. :)


    • #627
      Joe10000
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      Happyman42 wrote: »
      Similar to this guy's?


      (I roll on the floor everytime I watch this. :)


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-xmFf_Trc

      His face is priceless :)


    • #628
      Happyman42
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      Joe10000 wrote: »
      His face is priceless :)

      'I never heard the like of it' :D:D:D


    • #629
      campo
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      Happyman42 wrote: »

      Similar to this guy's?


      (I roll on the floor everytime I watch this. :)


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-xmFf_Trc

      Just woke up the Mrs I was laughing so hard at this


    • #630
      dorkacle
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      I literally wasted and hour and a half of my life there just to find out the safe still isn't open... </3


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    • #631
      Joe10000
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      campo wrote: »
      Just woke up the Mrs I was laughing so hard at this

      A quick google puts his investment at just over a grand in today's money so it was a poor investment god bless him. Twat.


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