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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Heh.
    I like it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭lolli


    Reply back along the lines of how pretty her daughter is and how you'll enjoy having a sleepover where you'll both be in nighties having pillow fights with your partner watching....

    Ha, I would like to be able to keep my own child. :) I just replied back saying sorry I don't do babysitting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,848 ✭✭✭✭end of the road


    batistuta9 wrote: »
    unless she wants her and her boyfriend to become known as PDOS
    fixed that for you

    I'm very highly educated. I know words, i have the best words, nobody has better words then me.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,683 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    fxd dat 4 u

    sum consistnc wd b n1ce


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    One of my friends just posted a picture of her dead fish floating at the top of the tank. Why would I need to see that??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭Kotek Besar


    Thwip! wrote: »
    WTF?! She cheated on him, he dumped her, so she wants to cry rape?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,595 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Thwip! wrote: »
    if (faithInHumanity > 0 && hasReadStatus == 1)
    {
    faithInHumanity = 0 ;
    }
    

    :(

    That may be the most depressing thing I've seen since I started following this thread.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 301 ✭✭Tetra


    Oh god...turns out she has set up a facebook page for her 1 year old daughter: :mad:

    "I had no idea you would be so beautiful, so intelligent and so funny. Thank you for a year of great memories. Happy 1st birthday my gorgeous little girl. Love Mum".

    Also hate people who have set up pages for their pets :mad: Do they really not have anything else to do?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Thwip! wrote: »
    Please tell me this is some sort of twisted satire with a hidden agenda of mocking women who make up rape stories :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,709 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Please tell me this is some sort of twisted satire with a hidden agenda of mocking women who make up rape stories :eek:


    One can only hope!

    Seriously this is what gives women a bad name. i really detest those who make false claims as it damages the image of all claim s.
    silly girl should be reported to the guards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Thwip! wrote: »
    That's definitely a new low. There is enough sexual abuse of all kinds going on in this world without making one up to get revenge. I hope someone has the sense to save that facebook page just in case the police decide to press charges


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭CollardGreens


    Obviously too much to read, but glad I never set up a FB account! :eek:

    Being anonymous to FB has it's advantages. Not only more time in the RW but more internet privacy.

    Has always seemed to me that if you "like" somebody, then you are still are friends and you have there telephone number.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 301 ✭✭Tetra


    Time to get off this social networking and knuckle down into some college work that was due last October!!

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    There's a picture going 'round (trying to be a meme) with a picture of a harp and shamrock, with the words "IRISH. We're just like everyone else, just smarter, better looking and more fun" underneath. It currently has nearly 900 likes and nearly 2000 shares.

    SERIOUSLY?!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    There's a picture going 'round (trying to be a meme) with a picture of a harp and shamrock, with the words "IRISH. We're just like everyone else, just smarter, better looking and more fun" underneath. It currently has nearly 900 likes and nearly 2000 shares.

    SERIOUSLY?!!!!!!!!!!!

    An ad or something came up on my page today informing me that over 40,000 people like a page entitled "I'm a c*nt, deal with it."

    Why would anyone endorse such a celebration of unnecessary anti-social behaviour? It shouldn't be encouraged.

    Now show me a page entitled "I'm a c*nt, I should deal with myself. I apologise for any inconvenience caused" and I might like it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    oxygen.ie pic
    Oxygen.ie is on facebook? Used to love that site, i was the 42nd most prolific poster there when they had the forums on it...

    Ah, good times


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,528 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    I hate those status that start with "to the person/people who (insert what they did)"

    You might as well be talking to the wall.

    EVENFLOW



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,644 ✭✭✭SerialComplaint


    You might as well be talking to the wall.
    It's called the timeline now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭BEASTERLY


    Translation required on this one.
    Haha awh funny stuff telling me to tell ny gt dat ur not afraid of me or any1 hahaha awh stop wud ye my


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭milltown


    BEASTERLY wrote: »
    Translation required on this one.

    Nope. I got nuthin'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Haha! Oh funny stuff telling me to tell any git that you're not afraid of me or anyone. Hahaha! Oh stop would ye my

    I don't even... :confused::confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,168 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    BEASTERLY wrote: »
    Translation required on this one.

    Pretty sure it reads "i failed my leaving cert english exam"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    BEASTERLY wrote: »
    Translation required on this one.

    Do you think Dr. Doolittle has nothing better to do than be browsing boards?
    Does the person who wrote that status communicate with hand signals and a variety of loud grunts?

    Some of the typing on Facebook lately would make Christy brown embarrassed.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Attention seeking girl: I've always been afraid to lose the ones I love. Sometimes I wonder is there anyone out there that's afraid to lose me.

    SIGH :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/241456.PNG


    So that's where I've been going wrong.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    coolhull wrote: »

    Never trust anyone with 3 first names.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    Stayin in all weekend being good is not me nd Just made some chocolate mallows which is definitly not me either ..seriously makin up for it 2moro ..gotta shake dis granny feelin off hadte have da bottle of bud 2 make me feel better..roll on rag week 2moro wit all my crazy friends ..see you all at 12 tomorrow nd DONT BE LATE haha...xxxx


    This is the status of a 24 year old colleague who's in work Tuesday morning, thank fliuch I'm on holidays this week


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