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Derek Mooney Show *MOD WARNING IN 1st POST*

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    I'll pretend to be suitably shocked :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Cats using human toilets is one of the topics today.

    You couldn't make this stuff up. Worst show on the wireless by a country mile.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    And now for yet another "Mrs. Brown's Boyas" plug......pass the cat's vomitbag.


    Oh fck, Brendan O'Carroll :eek: I'm outta here!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    telekon wrote: »
    Cats using human toilets is one of the topics today.

    You couldn't make this stuff up. Worst show on the wireless by a country mile.

    Speaking of crap, he's now talking about Mrs Brown's Boys for only the millionth time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    ripping of an ol 70s billy connolly joke too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,107 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    ripping of an ol 70s billy connolly joke too.

    Most of his stuff is a rip off of superior comedians/films that he hopes the target audience hasn't seen, in the only episode I tried to watch of that poxy show he stole the piece from Mel Brook's "High Anxiety" where the woman is driving to the airport and you hear dramatic orchestral music then suddenly a bus with an orchestra playing passes by, in O'Carroll's case its a string quartet outside her back door, piss poor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    I've a better solution to the cat poo issue:
    Stage 0 - don't have a fúcking cat if you live in an apartment, you fúckwit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    has derick just proclaimed himself as the high queen of Ireland?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    sounded like it alright !

    :D

    have to admit, i know its sad but i really love that sample of the robbie williams song he plays for the quizz.

    really perks me up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    I was going to have another chicken sandwich.

    I won't now.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    syklops wrote: »
    I was going to have another chicken sandwich.

    I won't now.

    Haven't been listening (mercifully :D) Syk, what happened?.....Did Derek just choke the chicken a lá Prenderville ? :):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    europa11 wrote: »
    Haven't been listening (mercifully :D) Syk, what happened?.....Did Derek just choke the chicken a lá Prenderville ? :):)

    He was talking to some guy who was 22 stone, and they brought him and a boxer in to get MRIs done. The boxer had 8 litres of fat, and the other guy had 50 litres of fat.

    At that point I decided to wait until dinner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,441 ✭✭✭califano


    Ballymore Heustace:rolleyes:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭Bloody*Mary


    Ballymore Heustace:rolleyes:

    He heh heard that too , sent them a txt wondering where that place was?

    Said it,not once,but every time.

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Blannidge playing the role of a bully.. I'd say that was a stretch for her.


  • Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭ifconfig


    What is up with the insert for "Thursday lucky 3" promo (or whatever it is called) ?

    Here in Mayo, for the last few weeks I've been working from home here when it comes on it causes our FM radio to break up.
    Not sure if it is a break in RF transmission or the stereo signal getting confused.
    I can't imagine other locations in Ireland are seeing this - otherwise I'd imagine more would have posted about it ?

    I wonder if it is because they are broadcasting from an outside broadcast and inserts from the main studio are getting screwed up somehow when rebroadcast from regional transmitters/repeaters ???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Most of his stuff is a rip off of superior comedians/films that he hopes the target audience hasn't seen, in the only episode I tried to watch of that poxy show he stole the piece from Mel Brook's "High Anxiety" where the woman is driving to the airport and you hear dramatic orchestral music then suddenly a bus with an orchestra playing passes by, in O'Carroll's case its a string quartet outside her back door, piss poor.

    The Simpsons did it too, it's an old joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    I don't know why they have these outside broadcasts. I couldn't give two hoots about Navan, just as I'm sure most people in Navan couldn't give two hoots about other parts of the country. Programmes like this have me reaching for the OFF button quicker than when I hear the Global Village theme toon being played on Newstalk.


  • Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    oh dear Lord.... gay parents and roaring cocks in the morning


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Derek, will you let yer man speak about cars and stop filling the airwaves with your pointless gibberish and ridiculous analogies.


  • Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    Yakuza wrote: »
    Derek, will you let yer man speak about cars and stop filling the airwaves with your pointless gibberish and ridiculous analogies.

    sometimes I wonder why he brings on experts at all


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    Where's the gay car salesman?, that's what I'd like to know.


  • Registered Users Posts: 124 ✭✭Sister Assumpta


    This man is painful to listen to. He's actually playing an excruciating ringing sound over the airwaves right now and telling us about his tinnitus.

    Bring Back Joe for another hour and get this lad back sorting the mail.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,732 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    The Irish Eurovision acts will be premiered on tomorrow's show.

    Derek? Eurovision? A first, surely!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    The Eurovision 3rd song isn't too bad, reasonably catchy - "Fire".


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  • Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    can they not let jedward go ffs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,183 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    if one of the entrants was a shrieking cat, Brenda would still say:

    "......oh, they have a lovely voice....."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    For once, I actually agree with one of Derek's put-downs to Brek - her favouring one of the mentors because she's a woman.
    Derek : "Seriously, park it - it's irrelevant". Just what I was thinking.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭Bloody*Mary


    The Deke cut the puss off Brenda with the 'Seriously, Park it! It's irrelevant" 'order' when Brenda started wombling on about female mentors.

    Things got a bit heated I would say.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭Bloody*Mary


    Sorry yazz beat me to it!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    was mightly surprised how good those songs were.

    i reckon no. 2 or 3 myself will take it but TBH theres not alot between all of them quality wise.

    must be the first time in decades i can say that about the eurovision entries !

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    I liked the song "et cetera" from a few years back - if I heard right one of this year's mentors was connected to them. Having heard them all, there's several that are decent EV material.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Was tuned into Liveline a few minutes ago and the "Mooney's blurb :rolleyes:" mentioned that they were voting for Irelands' entry for ....I kid thee not!, European Tree of the Year.

    Although, having googled the Irish entry I can see why Derek was so enthusiastic.

    jedward-tree.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭Asbury Park


    I don't normally listen to Derek Mooney (I swear your honour) and reading this thread I thought he can't mention Jedward that much but flicking through the stations while driving yesterday I landed on Radio 1 and the first words I heard Derek say were Jedward and something about bunk beds. :rolleyes: For F.... Sake. So sorry for doubting ye!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,382 ✭✭✭jimmyw


    I think the team need a course in time management.If its not messing up the "Monday Quiz" and rushing it, then again today with the poxy speaking for "90 secs" garbage...........Not that its much difference in loosing time with Paul Gogarty :p.

    Speaking of which, he sounded like he was some distance away from the microphone on the piece they played. It kinda sounded Ok I suppose though apart from that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    No mention of the band PULP from Sheffield:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Mooney gone to the home of steel to see some construction workers and their erections..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Dear god that's embarrassing... lol :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    Dear god that's embarrassing... lol :D

    Flabbergasted...what was he at? :eek:

    Got through with one answer, then decided to change it??? 3 grand as well!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,441 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    GATT is it eanna ? You'd need it alright.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 295 ✭✭hames


    who is this stand in presenter with the weak tongue and overbearing uvula?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭Bloody*Mary


    hames wrote: »
    who is this stand in presenter with the weak tongue and overbearing uvula?

    Not McGowan is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,441 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Not McGowan is it?

    Yes not sure how you'd spell his first name.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭Bloody*Mary


    Itssoeasy wrote: »
    Yes not sure how you'd spell his first name.

    Olin McGowan,very 'unctious' cadence to his voice.

    If I am correct is a wheelchair user following a diving accident , there was a documentary on him from the Rehab centre in DL.

    Well done to him, I have to say, if my info is correct.

    Produces the show with McAnally


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,382 ✭✭✭jimmyw


    Olin McGowan,very 'unctious' cadence to his voice.

    If I am correct is a wheelchair user following a diving accident , there was a documentary on him from the Rehab centre in DL.

    Well done to him, I have to say, if my info is correct.

    Produces the show with McAnally

    Go to the top of the class,I will give you your prize at the end of class:D.
    http://www.rte.ie/radio1/doconone/radio-documentary-olan-mcgowan.html

    I thought McAnally was gone completely from the show, no?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭Bloody*Mary


    jimmyw wrote: »
    Go to the top of the class,I will give you your prize at the end of class:D.
    http://www.rte.ie/radio1/doconone/radio-documentary-olan-mcgowan.html

    I thought McAnally was gone completely from the show, no?

    Not sure if McAnally is still there or not, haven't heard him either in credits or on air recently.

    Another tour of South America maybe?

    he was doing a bit of 'gigging' recently I heard.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,214 ✭✭✭Bloody*Mary


    Have to say Majella came across very well today.


  • Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    is it true that Derek has booked the entire front row for all 6 performances of the full Monty at the board gais theater?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    mooney getting into a lather over the whole "derry/londonderry" thing.

    :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,909 ✭✭✭Neeson


    mooney getting into a lather over the whole "derry/londonderry" thing.

    :D

    What was he saying about it?


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