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This one that went to my school is something of a Bible basher and has decided that Facebook is the best place to tell us just how much she loves Jesus:
"FIGHT for what the devil has stolen from you. See the devil doesnt LIKE you .His plan for you is to DOUBT the goodness of God and to keep living in FEAR. Wow what a weekend, no study done but there is no better Place than in the Presence of the Most High :-)"
"Thank YoU GoD SO MUCH !!!! I lost something and God gave it back to me !! Oh HOW Great you are Lord !! Never Ever Underestimate the Power of Prayer
:D:D"
"Love has A Voice,
Love has A Name,
It's Jesus ♥
The Name Above every name #KingofAllDays##IAmThatIAm##PrinceOfPeace##EternalRockOfAges#
The Name that drives Away All Fear."
And so on. Getting updates like these makes having a Facebook account worth it.0 -
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Getting a lot of statuses recently with people (women) posting on their wedding anniversaries about how wonderful their husbands are and how they make them better people and "thanks for a great year hun" xxx My husband's cousin had one yesterday that was about twenty lines long.
Drives me around the bend, just say it to them. They're probably sitting next to you. I love my husband too but I don't need to tell everyone just to prove how awesome my life id. I loved him even more when I showed him his cousin's post and he called her a stupid bint. Great minds and all that
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MurdyWurdy wrote: »I love my husband too but I don't need to tell everyone just to prove how awesome my life id. I loved him even more when I showed him his cousin's post and he called her a stupid bint. Great minds and all that
Away with you and your attention-seeking Boards posts, just tell him in person ffs
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The most hilarious thing I've experienced:
I deleted a 'fair weather' friend's older sister because
(1.) I was cutting down on the friend list
(2.) I wasn't her friend, never spoke to her. She added me, I only accepted her because of her younger sister and to be polite!
Didn't think it was a big deal, right? WRONG!
One hour later, my friend wrote to me on the chat demanding to know why I deleted her older sister! She was quite hostile over it....
Within 24 hours, her older sister added me back. Her older sister is 26 I think
I was just like.... WOW!
How does she know you had removed you so fast? Thinly vailed I have a stalker post.0 -
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Ummmm cup a tae and tayto sambos with me bubz before we go out in that yocky rain
worse thing about me new bed is its high off the floor ha im mad paro every ny I have to look underneath t make sure theres no 1 under it ****in weirdo or what haaaaaa
twa so sadd I was bowling the hole way tru it
Up outa dat scrub dem windas n d shandaleers n d crystal
haa that magaluf programme is sometin ealse.. I work my pussy to survive my life :O mount a prostitutes over there
plonkin meself on the coach and watchin folms for the day
i weep for the world....0 -
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Boombastic wrote: »Seemingly it's 'Bump's first Valentines day'
It's the poor innocent bump I feel sorry for 0 -
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TextureLikeSun wrote: »Ummmm cup a tae and tayto sambos with me bubz before we go out in that yocky rain
worse thing about me new bed is its high off the floor ha im mad paro every ny I have to look underneath t make sure theres no 1 under it ****in weirdo or what haaaaaa
twa so sadd I was bowling the hole way tru it
Up outa dat scrub dem windas n d shandaleers n d crystal
haa that magaluf programme is sometin ealse.. I work my pussy to survive my life :O mount a prostitutes over there
plonkin meself on the coach and watchin folms for the day
i weep for the world....
Holy sweet baby Jebus that was hard to read, how can they think its easier to write this way than to write correctly? I'm baffled. :eek:0 -
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