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Irish men have second smallest willys in Europe

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  • #52
    Marsden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Marsden


    YES, finally I can be proud of my 5.04 inch monster.
    I'm bigger than average, did you hear that everybody I'm bigger than average!!


  • #53
    Fenian Army
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭Fenian Army


    Finally a good news thread !(well above average!)

    Thanks to you OP I now have the confidence to rock out with my cock out more often


  • #54
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    My willy is 2 and a half years long.


  • #55
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Many have massive egos probably trying to make up for all that they lack.

    Cocky pr1cks!


  • #56
    kevthegaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,080 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Many have massive egos probably trying to make up for all that they lack.

    Cocky pr1cks!
    i reckon the irish arent as cocky and would give their actual length compared to other countries.


  • #57
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    The men of Africa's Republic of Congo are best equipped of all at an enormous 7.1 in.

    I break the ring down in Africa


  • #58
    cowzerp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,549 ✭✭✭✭cowzerp


    davet82 wrote: »
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/British-men-bigger-penises-French-according-survey-manhood-sizes.html

    Not a fan of the willy so doesn't really bother me, plus if i became a fan i'd be less scared of small willies!!

    Rush Boxing club and Rush Martial Arts head coach.



  • #59
    Rigol
    Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    University of Ulster you say.
    And it finds the Brits have bigger ones.

    Obvious unionist ploy.


  • #60
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Yeah yeah, come back to me when they do a survey on Girth. My lad would barely squeeze into a pringles box. Tried and tested


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  • #61
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Wasn't I the proud woman, when you pulled out ours.


  • #62
    Tazz T
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,206 ✭✭✭Tazz T


    They do a lot of sex research at the university of Ulster. When a university in California spent $5,000,000 and five years on research into the penis research, they found that the glans at the end of the penis was to give the woman more pleasure. The university of Ulster spent £20 and an afternoon and found it was to stop the man's hand slipping off.


  • #63
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Dun laoire wrote: »
    Yeah yeah, come back to me when they do a survey on Girth. My lad would barely squeeze into a pringles box. Tried and tested

    You should go to your GP for a check up then.


  • #64
    Marsden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Marsden


    This thread seems to be getting longer and longer. "Ooh Matron"


  • #65
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Dun laoire wrote: »
    Yeah yeah, come back to me when they do a survey on Girth. My lad would barely squeeze into a pringles box. Tried and tested
    Lay off the pump a bit man!


  • #66
    Davyhal
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭Davyhal


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Hang on, why would this bother people? As long as you're average or above why would be worrying about what your mates or the other lads in the country have packing in their jocks.

    Tbf I've never run into a lad that small here. Usually 6.5 and a *load* (tehehe) 7+


    6.5 - 7 definitely not the norm... I would have guessed 5.5 - 6... Once knew a guy with a 4, inspite of him being likr 6ft tall, and a 10 on another guy about the same height....


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  • #67
    Azure_sky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,131 ✭✭✭Azure_sky


    That article is a load of cock.


  • #68
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Sorry lads I know my input is bringing the average size down.


  • #69
    Sir Pompous Righteousness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Sir Pompous Righteousness


    How the FUCK are these statistics compiled?! It's pure bullshit, FFS!


  • #70
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Yea but Irish girls have the tightest fannies* so we win overall!








    *may not be true


  • #71
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    I always knew I had a bit of Congolese in me.


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  • #72
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Sir Pompous Righteousness wrote: »
    How the FUCK are these statistics compiled?! It's pure bullshit, FFS!

    I know yeah, they probably got data from 100 men and they were just unlucky that they got a bunch of men with small dicks


  • #73
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Davyhal wrote: »
    6.5 - 7 definitely not the norm... I would have guessed 5.5 - 6... Once knew a guy with a 4, inspite of him being likr 6ft tall, and a 10 on another guy about the same height....

    Not the norm but the size of the guys I've run into were that and a lot of them my size and bigger even.

    I've come to realise height doesn't have too much of an effect on things though, but I still think it has an influence.


  • #74
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I once saw a midget with a massive one... Looked like tripod!


  • #75
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    kfallon wrote: »
    2.5, plus you have ruler the wrong way round, you measured it from the 30cm point backwards so your willy is only 10cm, morto for ya :pac:

    I find those metre sticks very awkward to handle :pac:


  • #76
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,165 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Dun laoire wrote: »
    Yeah yeah, come back to me when they do a survey on Girth. My lad would barely squeeze into a pringles box. Tried and tested

    Who's she?:confused:


  • #77
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Dun laoire wrote: »
    Yeah yeah, come back to me when they do a survey on Girth. My lad would barely squeeze into a pringles box. Tried and tested

    You fcuked a pringles box?


  • #78
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Dunny wrote: »
    You fcuked a pringles box?

    Poor man's Fleshlight, there's a recession on you know!!!


  • #79
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,409 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Dunny wrote: »
    You fcuked a pringles box?

    Sour Cream flavour


  • #80
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Salt and vinegar


  • #81
    mitosis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,000 ✭✭✭mitosis


    What it tells me:

    Icelandics are Europes biggest liars.

    Irish the most honest - after Romanians. :pac:


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  • #82
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Why do you never see reports like this about vagina size?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w

    :pac::pac: I have tears running down my eyes from how funny and oh so ridiculous this is.


  • #83
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    mauzo wrote: »
    This has been done before, but the biggest Ive ever seen was actually a Romanian guy!


    Now i know what you were on about earlier ..

    Jut interested my bell end !!


  • #84
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    smash wrote: »
    Yea but Irish girls have the tightest fannies* so we win overall!








    *may not be true


    I've been checking around and a few do for sure... it's an on going survey however . i'll be sure to let you know the result once i've finished ..


  • #85
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Youssef Chippo wrote: »
    Quality not quantity.

    yeah, whatever, small fry...;):D


  • #86
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    davet82 wrote: »
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/British-men-bigger-penises-French-according-survey-manhood-sizes.html

    Judging by their moustaches this measurement was probably for Romanian women.


  • #87
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Any excuse for the Daily Mail to have a go at Ireland.


  • #88
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    What I find interesting is how people actually believe the whole "motion of the ocean" crap. Studies have proven that ability to stay hard and size are the two most important factors in giving a woman an orgasm from penetration alone. Ime nearly all women get off on feeling stretched and filled.


  • #89
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Ive always found that the bigger the guys nose the bigger his penis!

    Probably just me though....


  • #90
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bollocks!!!


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  • #91
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Gauss wrote: »
    What I find interesting is how people actually believe the whole "motion of the ocean" crap. Studies have proven that ability to stay hard and size are the two most important factors in giving a woman an orgasm from penetration alone. Ime nearly all women get off on feeling stretched and filled.


    Actually i'd disagree, women get off on anticipation, seduction, detachment, being held and kissed passionately, touched in the right places at the right times .. not simply mauled with a cóck ..

    The motion of the ocean can refer to a lot of things .. at least in my mind.. by then again what do i know, i'm just a huge díck


  • #92
    griffdaddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭griffdaddy


    Wow, I never knew Chinese people had 2 penes
    Daily Mail wrote:
    Russia - 5.2
    USA - 5.1
    Ireland - 5
    Romania - 5
    China - 4.3
    India - 4
    China - 4
    Thailand - 4
    South Korea - 3.8


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/British-men-bigger-penises-French-according-survey-manhood-sizes.html#ixzz283r6768Q
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  • #93
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    Actually i'd disagree, women get off on anticipation, seduction, detachment, being held and kissed passionately, touched in the right places at the right times .. not simply mauled with a cóck ..

    The motion of the ocean can refer to a lot of things .. at least in my mind.. by then again what do i know, i'm just a huge díck

    You're not so bad :)


  • #94
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    Gauss wrote: »
    What I find interesting is how people actually believe the whole "motion of the ocean" crap. Studies have proven that ability to stay hard and size are the two most important factors in giving a woman an orgasm from penetration alone. Ime nearly all women get off on feeling stretched and filled.


    Actually i'd disagree, women get off on anticipation, seduction, detachment, being held and kissed passionately, touched in the right places at the right times .. not simply mauled with a cóck ..

    The motion of the ocean can refer to a lot of things .. at least in my mind.. by then again what do i know, i'm just a huge díck

    Yes I agree with that, but the point I'm making is a big penis alone is much more likely to bring a woman to orgasm without anything else.


  • #95
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    mauzo wrote: »
    Ive always found that the bigger the guys nose the bigger his penis!

    Probably just me though....
    And there was me thinking the Jewish-Israeli lobby groups only influenced public opinion in trivial matters, such as foreign and military policy in the Middle-East!

    More titillating tat from the DM. Must be a death knell for any academic's career to have their research featured in that rag.


  • #96
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    I think this is the second or third time I've repeated myself in the last week, but here goes: It's not length that's important, it's girth. There are a lot of nerve endings near the vaginal opening and very few once you get in a couple of inches, otherwise women would find tampons painful.


    There's nothing wrong with the Irish penis, we don't need a survey to tell us that!


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  • #97
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Gauss wrote: »
    Yes I agree with that, but the point I'm making is a big penis all is much more likely to bring a woman to orgasm without anything else.
    Actually a lot of women can't orgasm from penetration alone. I think Hardonraging should has his own DM column!


  • #98
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Actually a lot of women can't orgasm from penetration alone. I think Hardonraging should has his own DM column!

    SShhh, then they'll know we're faking!!


  • #99
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »
    I once saw a midget with a massive one... Looked like tripod!
    Suppose you know where all his growth went now


  • #100
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    mauzo wrote: »
    SShhh, then they'll know we're faking!!
    Not all of us, Mauzo ;).


  • #101
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Aha, we may have the smallest willys, but we definately have the biggest pricks!!!!!


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