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Mr.Success wrote: »have any of ye any advice for me.
i can't get women to shift me on nights out.
i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.
Save up as much money as you can and spend the summer in Thailand/Frankfurt/Amsterdam. Stop stereotyping people as c**ts even if they are. Instead have admiration for success and copy what works. I often think when someone achieves something well : fair play to the bastard. But I can still borrow an idea and patent my own version of what works. Begrudgery holds you back. In fact it is something that tends to hold the Irish back in general. Be positive minded. Stop putting women on a pedestal as a group like they are some kind of sub/different species. Get to know them before you judge them just like you would get to know anyone else before you could form an opinion about them. Dont be stereotyping everyone in every situation as it's usually just a cover for a lazy dull unsharp mind. Hit the gym and work on your body as well as on your mind bullets. Try to be in the right place at the right time and maximise the chances of it by being as social as possible. And if all else fails.. then fake it till you make it. Lie your fecking ass off about everything to put yourself into a positive light.... that bmw was crashed into by a drunk driver while innocently parked so for now you have to take the bus etc. You are on a career break etc etc. You just invented the new facebook in your bedroom and are in intense talks with venture capitalists etc etc Consider it as training for a future political or business career
. Theres a viewpoint that women who are attracted to c**nts should be given what they want lol So be a c**t yourself if all else fails. 0 -
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Stop putting women on a pedestal as a group like they are some kind of sub/different species.
Unfortunately this happens all too often. Women then feel like they're something special.
Try saying this to her: 'With this credit crunch we really should consolidate our assets - why don’t you buy me a drink?' 0 -
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Wouldn't that be liquidising your assets ?Daveysil15 wrote: »Try saying this to her: 'With this credit crunch we really should consolidate our assets - why don’t you buy me a drink?'0 -
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Nothingbetter2d wrote: »i find this works well for me.
Making girls laugh.
Be cheeky but never go overboard... women seem to like cheeky quick witted comments.
you can be a little naughty in your cheekiness but never go too graphic or perverted, they'll think your a saddo or creepy.
they like it if you can come back with another cheeky reply to theirs if you can do it on the fly.
Always be yourself
Most women can spot a bullsh!tter a mile off. Never boast about yourself either. Being modest goes along way...
Never go on about being depressed or lonely
Most women don't find needy or depressing guys attractive. It often shows you have low self esteem. Most women prefer self confidence in men.
Topics of conversation
Avoid techy talk... most women find it boring. if you talk about sports first ask her what kinds of sports she likes... then chat about that. If she is not into sports then move onto a different topic.
Good luck with your search for a woman. I hope this helps.
I couldnt have put it better my self, wimmen love the ould confidence, but dont take it too far.
It's prob not advise to inform her that you'd like to ride her six way from sunday straight off the bat, of course there are a few exceptions to the rule but few and far between, think of them as a wee kitten, that's scared of you, you have to earn it's trust, before you get to pet the pussy
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Nothingbetter2d wrote: »i find this works well for me.
Making girls laugh.
Be cheeky but never go overboard... women seem to like cheeky quick witted comments.
you can be a little naughty in your cheekiness but never go too graphic or perverted, they'll think your a saddo or creepy.
they like it if you can come back with another cheeky reply to theirs if you can do it on the fly.
Always be yourself
Most women can spot a bullsh!tter a mile off. Never boast about yourself either. Being modest goes along way...
Never go on about being depressed or lonely
Most women don't find needy or depressing guys attractive. It often shows you have low self esteem. Most women prefer self confidence in men.
Topics of conversation
Avoid techy talk... most women find it boring. if you talk about sports first ask her what kinds of sports she likes... then chat about that. If she is not into sports then move onto a different topic.
Good luck with your search for a woman. I hope this helps.
Aren't you a charmer;).Hardonraging wrote: »I couldnt have put it better my self, wimmen love the ould confidence, but dont take it too far.
It's prob not advise to inform her that you'd like to ride her six way from sunday straight off the bat, of course there are a few exceptions to the rule but few and far between, think of them as a wee kitten, that's scared of you, you have to earn it's trust, before you get to pet the pussy
Aren't you a predator :eek:
BTW boys, I smell bromance. You too should do lunch:P.0 -
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well it worked on you didn't it?shopaholic01 wrote: »Aren't you a charmer;).:Dshopaholic01 wrote: »
BTW boys, I smell bromance. You too should do lunch:P.
only if hardonraging buys me dinner and bouquet of flowers 0 -
Nothingbetter2d wrote: »well it worked on you didn't it?:D
only if hardonraging buys me dinner and bouquet of flowers
Dude, totes not my style..... roll up, condoms and lube, put the kettle on baby !!0 -
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Hardonraging wrote: »Dude, totes not my style..... roll up, condoms and lube, put the kettle on baby !!
durex tingly lube, ky jelly, and ribbed please:D be gentle, you'll rupture my piles 0 -
Nothingbetter2d wrote: »well it worked on you didn't it?;)Nothingbetter2d wrote: »durex tingly lube, ky jelly, and ribbed please:D be gentle, you'll rupture my piles
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Nothingbetter2d wrote: »durex tingly lube, ky jelly, and ribbed please:D be gentle, you'll rupture my piles
Dare i go where no ma.... wait she's been there hasn't she ... it's not the same !!! it's all offf !!0 -
Hardonraging wrote: »Dare i go where no ma.... wait she's been there hasn't she ... it's not the same !!! it's all offf !!
phew im so relieved now, for a minute i thought you might actually do it:D
shopaholic01 he isn't stalking me... you can relax now
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xxxJennyxxx wrote: »I can't believe this thread is still up! Was convinced it was closed!
I got in trouble for my flirty ways.
I got a one week AH ban for mine 0 -
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xxxJennyxxx wrote: »I was being publically harassed though
I blame Hardonraging, the username just gets a girl all hot and bothered;)0 -
shopaholic01 wrote: »I blame Hardonraging, the username just gets a girl all hot and bothered;)
until they see his small willy 0 -
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