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Can't get a girlfriend

  • 09-04-2012 11:35pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭ Mr.Success


    have any of ye any advice for me.
    i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.


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  • Stop asking them to shift ya!
    Ask them how they're feeling, women love that!




  • Mr.Success wrote: »
    have any of ye any advice for me.
    i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

    Your choice of username is poor in this case.




  • Mr.Success wrote: »

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

    Stop going to lesbian bars?




  • If, as you say they but they "always end up with some c**t." then they are lesbians and its nothing to do with you .................or else your soooo repulsive you ve scared them gay




  • Mr.Success wrote: »
    have any of ye any advice for me.
    i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

    No I have not. Give me a while and I'll think of something.


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  • Mr.Success wrote: »
    have any of ye any advice for me.
    i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

    Start being "some c**t", they clearly prefer that.




  • Its all about confidence. That and duct tape.




  • 'Shift'? Emmm maybe don't ask them to shift you? :rolleyes:




  • Stop saying Ye

    19/25





  • KeithM89 wrote: »
    Its all about confidence. That and duct tape.

    You need the roofies before then. Amateur. :rolleyes:


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  • Ha,charming!

    Want's a GF and looks to get one by the "shift" method!




  • Chloroform, bitches love chloroform




  • Mr.Success wrote: »
    have any of ye any advice for me.
    i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

    join the club mate




  • OP trying to make an epic thread.

    Disappointing.




  • KeithM89 wrote: »
    Its all about confidence. That and duct tape.
    :D
    'Get in the van.'




  • Buy one from Thailand. Just make sure she doesn't have a penis. No refunds!




  • the female mind is bizarre. i just watched titanic in 3d and never remebered it been such a chick flick. the story is such bullsh1t, so far removed from reality, a girl falling in love would a third class passenger and abandoing a multi millionaire? what really goes on in the female mind? this is the kind of stuff they day dream about but practice different in realty. they're so full of hormones its hard to make sense of them sometimes!




  • Buy one from Thailand. Just make sure she doesn't have a penis. No refunds!

    From experience ?




  • Ha,charming!

    Want's a GF and looks to get one by the "shift" method!

    Pot kettle black, look at your username.




  • Do you happen to be an ugly fu cker by any chance?


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  • Mr.Success wrote: »
    Ha,charming!

    Want's a GF and looks to get one by the "shift" method!

    Pot kettle black, look at your username.

    I'm not sure the whole pot/kettle analogy works here son.




  • the female mind is bizarre. i just watched titanic in 3d and never remebered it been such a chick flick. the story is such bullsh1t, so far removed from reality, a girl falling in love would a third class passenger and abandoing a multi millionaire? what really goes on in the female mind? this is the kind of stuff they day dream about but practice different in realty. they're so full of hormones its hard to make sense of them sometimes!

    She didn't love him enough to move the f*ck over and let him on the raft though.




  • join the club mate

    that's not going to help him get a girlfriend is it?




  • Act like a cnut at first and then be Mr. Nice Guy. Tell them you changed because you saw the error of your ways.




  • Mr.Success wrote: »
    Pot kettle black, look at your username.

    My kettle is silver thank you very much, Mr Success!

    And that doesn't really work, unless you are chatting about kettles...




  • Maybe getting a head transplant would help?




  • always helps if you dont have a face like a bag of hammers and a body like
    the elephant man...:eek:




  • Nulty wrote: »
    that's not going to help him get a girlfriend is it?

    84-5-03-1f02-homer-goes-to-college6.jpg




  • Show me your wallet.... then we can talk ;)


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  • 0mega wrote: »
    She didn't love him enough to move the f*ck over and let him on the raft though.

    it wasn't a raft it was a table.


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