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Can't get a girlfriend

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  • yes

    It's BanHammer Time.




  • yes

    Go right ahead. ;)




  • You seem to have gotten the wrong impression of me :p

    You don't wash?




  • op just become a hermit...




  • yes

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  • KeithM89 wrote: »
    Go right ahead. ;)

    let me guess its a bloke in disguise




  • Snowie wrote: »
    op just become a eunuch...

    FYP.




  • let me guess its a bloke in disguise

    You wish.




  • The shift. It's such a great expression. I feel OP's pain though. Every male knows that for a lot of their teenage years women are this exotic species that can only be admired from afar.




  • I can relate in that I can't get guys to leave me alone. Its sorta similar.

    Life's a burden for many :(


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  • superblu wrote: »
    The shift. It's such a great expression. I feel OP's pain though. Every male knows that for a lot of their teenage years women are this exotic species that can only be admired from afar.

    exotic species hahaha, if you ever want that rose tinted view to fade, go into the ladies bathrooms.

    Ladies ha ...




  • This thread has gone off topic. Surprise surprise.




  • superblu wrote: »
    The shift. It's such a great expression. I feel OP's pain though. Every male knows that for a lot of their teenage years women are this exotic species that can only be admired from afar.

    totally agree. op, you'll notice the older you get, the more attracted younger women become of you, for absolutely no other reason other than your age and 'maturity'




  • Also, how the hell do someone come up with the term "shifting"?




  • FYP.


    I like it :cool:


    HI5 ? :o




  • use sex panter ,60% of the time, it works every time




  • DB21 wrote: »
    Also, how the hell do someone come up with the term "shifting"?

    it was first said at a dance in 1940s leitrim




  • Mr.Success wrote: »
    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.
    So just be a **** then.




  • Soooo much flirty flirty crap.
    Maybe Tar can help you OP ;)




  • Yeah OP hang in there and very soon all the balls will be in your court. Women hold the upper hand from the ages of 16-26 and then the tables turn in a major way. In terms of getting the shift when you are younger it's just a numbers game and the harder you try the luckier you will get. Too many men are fazed by rejection. Just get back up on the horse everytime and you will have your day in the sun.


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  • Mr.Success wrote: »
    have any of ye any advice for me.
    i can't get women to shift me on nights out.

    i always make the effort to chat to them but they always end up with some c**t.

    Save up as much money as you can and spend the summer in Thailand/Frankfurt/Amsterdam. Stop stereotyping people as c**ts even if they are. Instead have admiration for success and copy what works. I often think when someone achieves something well : fair play to the bastard. But I can still borrow an idea and patent my own version of what works. Begrudgery holds you back. In fact it is something that tends to hold the Irish back in general. Be positive minded. Stop putting women on a pedestal as a group like they are some kind of sub/different species. Get to know them before you judge them just like you would get to know anyone else before you could form an opinion about them. Dont be stereotyping everyone in every situation as it's usually just a cover for a lazy dull unsharp mind. Hit the gym and work on your body as well as on your mind bullets. Try to be in the right place at the right time and maximise the chances of it by being as social as possible. And if all else fails.. then fake it till you make it. Lie your fecking ass off about everything to put yourself into a positive light.... that bmw was crashed into by a drunk driver while innocently parked so for now you have to take the bus etc. You are on a career break etc etc. You just invented the new facebook in your bedroom and are in intense talks with venture capitalists etc etc Consider it as training for a future political or business career :D. Theres a viewpoint that women who are attracted to c**nts should be given what they want lol So be a c**t yourself if all else fails.




  • DB21 wrote: »
    Also, how the hell do someone come up with the term "shifting"?
    Perhaps from - if ya can't lift her don't shift her




  • DB21 wrote: »
    Also, how the hell do someone come up with the term "shifting"?

    I blame the culchies.




  • I can kinda understand where the expression riding came from but the origins of the expression shifting is a mystery.




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    an image in AH :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:




  • What is this place? Was never in here before:eek::eek:




  • It's the inside of your trousers.

    Hello testicles!




  • Buy one from Thailand. Just make sure she doesn't have a penis. No refunds!

    Interesting..




  • psychward wrote: »
    Stop putting women on a pedestal as a group like they are some kind of sub/different species.

    Unfortunately this happens all too often. Women then feel like they're something special.

    Try saying this to her: 'With this credit crunch we really should consolidate our assets - why don’t you buy me a drink?' :D


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  • Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Try saying this to her: 'With this credit crunch we really should consolidate our assets - why don’t you buy me a drink?' :D
    Wouldn't that be liquidising your assets ?


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