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admiralofthefleet · 04-04-2012 12:26PM

just saw this beauty of a status update on a friends profile -

too cold here, need to emigrate to a hotter country like spain, lanzarote or oz

superstoner90 · 04-04-2012 05:03PM

A project x party in a woods.

http://www.facebook.com/events/197546113683501/

Edit: im not advertising it, just showing that a scam can be setup through fb.

leggo · 04-04-2012 05:21PM

Don't think that's a scam tbh, Midnight are a pretty big events company. That's not saying anything about the quality of their events but they wouldn't get away with a massive scam like this.

superstoner90 · 04-04-2012 05:23PM

leggo wrote: »

Don't think that's a scam tbh, Midnight are a pretty big events company. That's not saying anything about the quality of their events but they wouldn't get away with a massive scam like this.

Do you rekon? ! Should I delete that post so?

leggo · 04-04-2012 05:25PM

superstoner90 wrote: »

leggo wrote: »

Don't think that's a scam tbh, Midnight are a pretty big events company. That's not saying anything about the quality of their events but they wouldn't get away with a massive scam like this.

Do you rekon? ! Should I delete that post so?

I'm not a mod and who knows, you could be right. But Midnight are well known so I doubt they'd chance that.

superstoner90 · 04-04-2012 05:37PM

leggo wrote: »

I'm not a mod and who knows, you could be right. But Midnight are well known so I doubt they'd chance that.

Ah I know, just looking for your opinion.

batistuta9 · 04-04-2012 05:48PM

superstoner90 wrote: »

Ah I know, just looking for your opinion.

why do you think it's a scam?

superstoner90 · 04-04-2012 08:39PM

batistuta9 wrote: »

why do you think it's a scam?

Well for location it says "???" that was the reason I thought it was a scam.

batistuta9 · 04-04-2012 09:00PM

superstoner90 wrote: »

Well for location it says "???" that was the reason I thought it was a scam.

must be just like one of those mystery bus tour jobs or else they don't want loads of people knowing where it's on and sneaking in

there's a website set up for it too

superstoner90 · 04-04-2012 10:25PM

batistuta9 wrote: »

must be just like one of those mystery bus tour jobs or else they don't want loads of people knowing where it's on and sneaking in

there's a website set up for it too

Ah I see, I will remove that post so.

languagenerd · 04-04-2012 10:49PM

Following on from last week's awful picture, someone else on my friend list liked a picture of a very tiny premature baby in an incubator, with the words "This baby was born at X weeks and needs surgery to survive. Like if you care." Over 400,000 likes. What the hell is wrong with people?!!

superstoner90 · 05-04-2012 12:04AM

languagenerd wrote: »

Following on from last week's awful picture, someone else on my friend list liked a picture of a very tiny premature baby in an incubator, with the words "This baby was born at X weeks and needs surgery to survive. Like if you care." Over 400,000 likes. What the hell is wrong with people?!!

the "like" shows people care?

languagenerd · 05-04-2012 12:21AM

superstoner90 wrote: »

the "like" shows people care?

Apparently... :rolleyes:
I clearly don't care about the fate of this tiny baby because I didn't like an awful picture of it in an incubator...

superstoner90 · 05-04-2012 12:29AM

languagenerd wrote: »

Apparently... :rolleyes:
I clearly don't care about the fate of this tiny baby because I didn't like an awful picture of it in an incubator...

Hmmm, By not caring you are actually caring though.

Lenn Brennan · 06-04-2012 09:27AM

Good friday status I saw last year:
"F##k you jesus, I'm havin a steak!"

tvercetti · 13-04-2012 12:28AM

Everyone has seen the line "I've never been to America but I was in some state last night" or something similar.

Not so many will have seen "I've never been to America but got fairly drunk last night"
Poor girl was confused or thick as sh!t depending on what way you look at it.

tvercetti · 13-04-2012 12:28AM

Double Post!!

miralize · 13-04-2012 12:39AM

Happy National Grilled Cheese Day everybody!

Feck. Right. Off.

OR

My laptop hasn't been charging for the last few days and the charger kept falling out and made everything crash, so I sellotaped the charger to the laptop and now its working again! I am an IT WIZARD!

The girl is 21.

Thatnastyboy · 13-04-2012 12:48AM

Here's one,

Status: "Got soo drunk last night, drank like 70% "

1st reply: "Thats my girlie"

2nd reply: "Ha on the poteen were ye?"

Orig poster: "Eh whats poteen? no i was drinkin blue wkd "

2nd replier: "WKD is like 5.5% isnt it?"

Op: "Yeah but i drank a **** load of it, i worked it out to like 70% from all the emply bottles"

The mind boggles...... she appears to have drank 12 or 13 bottles and added up the volume to 70%, not quite sure if she understands the complicated workings of a percentage... she's 23.

batistuta9 · 13-04-2012 01:07AM

not really a stupid status update but i'm friends with a girl who whenever mentioning something about her laptop thinks its called a labtop

NufcNavan · 14-04-2012 11:06PM

Not a status, but I hate tw*ts who sync up their twitter account with facebook. If I wanted to read your boring, irrelevant opinion on twitter, I'd go on twitter and look at it. Don't clog up the fb feed with yet more sh*te.

NufcNavan · 14-04-2012 11:08PM

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

Here's one,

Status: "Got soo drunk last night, drank like 70% "

1st reply: "Thats my girlie"

2nd reply: "Ha on the poteen were ye?"

Orig poster: "Eh whats poteen? no i was drinkin blue wkd "

2nd replier: "WKD is like 5.5% isnt it?"

Op: "Yeah but i drank a **** load of it, i worked it out to like 70% from all the emply bottles"

The mind boggles...... she appears to have drank 12 or 13 bottles and added up the volume to 70%, not quite sure if she understands the complicated workings of a percentage... she's 23.

I don't know what to cringe at. Her interpretation of alchohol volumes, or the fact that she never heard of poitín.

The King of Moo · 14-04-2012 11:11PM

From the same person, an adult:

"I need a baseball bat urgently!!!!..I'm gonna hit this whon so hard that the tears are gonna flow down her back...if she doesn't shut the **** up..She's wreckin me head...I don't care who Jacob or Iasac are??...goway ya Gomey mong like :-(((("

I've no idea what the above refers to.

"I'm imperfect, I make mistakes & I'm not a beauty queen I'm not a size zero . I have my flaws, but that is just who I am like.....: I can be loud, obnoxious and crazy and say stupid things ya I'm not fake I say what I have ta say...like it or not that's me....Now I'm gonna hit the auld hay and get some well deserved sleep......Thanx to that special friend.... your always asking If I'm ok you know who you are xx...♥ ♥"

How original...

blatantrereg · 14-04-2012 11:54PM

miralize wrote: »

Quote:
My laptop hasn't been charging for the last few days and the charger kept falling out and made everything crash, so I sellotaped the charger to the laptop and now its working again! I am an IT WIZARD!

The girl is 21.

I like that one, it's fun. She doesn't really think she's an IT wizard.

perri winkles · 15-04-2012 12:21AM

'if a guy doesn't want me in sweatpants then he sure as hell doesn't deserve me in a wedding dress'

Posted by my 15 year old cousin. I died a little for her. Although she's posted much worse before.

spiralism · 15-04-2012 01:16AM

not a post but after reading some of the above combined with many a gem i saw on my own news feed, i gave up on the thing around lent and havent looked back. restored a little of my faith in humanity so it has

Lima Golf · 15-04-2012 01:26AM

I have a Facebook friend (not an actual friend, barely know him) who went through a bad break up...very publicly on Facebook. Anyway I read weeks of status updates.

There was hurt "why did she leave me"

Followed by anger "why do bad things ALWAYS happen to me"

Followed by being a bitter prick "she's a dirty slut and she's riding all her friends"

Finally after weeks of reading his annoying posts and the even more annoying replies "chin up buddy xxx" "ring me for a chat, miss you xxxx" etc. I blew a fuse and abused the life out of him...

"were Facebook friends not actual friends so take the advise of someone totally impartial from this whole thing you're going through..stop posting ****e on Facebook.
If you want to vent phone an actual friend and talk, don't post stuff on here for the world to see. You're just looking for sympathy"

That got about 20 likes from his friends!!!

Then he replies "ah how are you pet long time no chat, hope your keeping well xxx"

I'm beginning to see why she left him...grow a pair.

Six of One · 15-04-2012 11:38AM

My facebook this morning:

Someone went to a bar with other people and got a taxi home.
A girlfriend sends love to her boyfriend.

And a married man wishes he was single

15-04-2012 11:41AM

perri winkles wrote: »

'if a guy doesn't want me in sweatpants then he sure as hell doesn't deserve me in a wedding dress'

Posted by my 15 year old cousin. I died a little for her. Although she's posted much worse before.

After all the "chris brown can batter me anytime he likes xx" updates, I have more patience for these ones.

SteelyDanJalapeno · 15-04-2012 11:59AM

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