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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,620 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    23ra5pk.jpg

    the change over seems to be the worst thing that's ever happened in some peoples lives :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭codrulz


    I f*ckin hate like and I'll give a dollar to charity and sh*te like that, your obviously not going to and when people post "I used to love you" or "you broke my heart" get a life and stop waiting for people to ask whats wrong NOBODY cares you stupid GITS!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    codrulz wrote: »
    I f*ckin hate like and I'll give a dollar to charity and sh*te like that, your obviously not going to and when people post "I used to love you" or "you broke my heart" get a life and stop waiting for people to ask whats wrong NOBODY cares you stupid GITS!!!

    Or there's some picture of a child hooked up to hospital machines "Like this picture please, every like gets him closer to getting a much needed operation" people actually like it, how stupid must you be


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Everyone on my feed seems to be bitching about timeline at the moment. Jeez any time facebook changes something people can't stop complaining. JUST SHUT UP!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Just deactivated my account.

    FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    For some reason Facebook chose NZ to test the timeline thing so we've had it for a few months. There was uproar here then as well, people bitching about it everywhere. You get used to it after a day and then everyone forgets about it and starts asking what their cover photo should be. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 203 ✭✭iCosmopolis


    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 203 ✭✭iCosmopolis


    I have a older relative on facebook who has, you could say, literacy issues?..My status, was about me visiting my folks at easter and had showed the baby their dogs and her cute* reaction to them (I can be a pest myself). Her response was a three paragraph badly spelled offensive rant about how terrible mother I was giving a new baby a shower, and not a bath, did I not have a baby bath in this day and age, etc.etc. All ended in much flaming from some of my friends who thought it was hillarious, and me deleting the whole mess.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    facebook ambiguity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭codrulz


    facebook ambiguity

    saw this before, still don't know! :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭tvercetti


    Social services rang a friend this morrning, asked her who she was living with and she told them her boyfriend. Shes regretting it now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    tvercetti wrote: »
    Social services rang a friend this morrning, asked her who she was living with and she told them her boyfriend. Shes regretting it now.
    I can hardly read that. Your friend needs to go back to school!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭thomasm


    tvercetti wrote: »
    Social services rang a friend this morrning, asked her who she was living with and she told them her boyfriend. Shes regretting it now.

    No chance anyone in social services would have a clue what she's talking about if they looked at her page.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    tvercetti wrote: »
    Social services rang a friend this morrning, asked her who she was living with and she told them her boyfriend. Shes regretting it now.
    That's actually kind of depressing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭tvercetti


    Obviously by friend I mean someone I met once who through the wonders of facebook keeps me up to date of her exciting life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,444 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    tvercetti wrote: »
    Obviously by friend I mean someone I met once who through the wonders of facebook keeps me up to date of her exciting life.


    She sounds delightful!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭tvercetti


    This girl personifies everything that is wrong with facebook. Here are her status updates from the past 2 weeks.

    Yes all that from the past 2 weeks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    tvercetti wrote: »
    This girl personifies everything that is wrong with facebook. Here are her status updates from the past 2 weeks.

    Yes all that from the past 2 weeks.
    More or less less is more. Surprised she has time to sip on her wine with that amount of status updates.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    <Blahblahblah> -Lord give me patients!!!

    I wonder if they'll be surprised when the Lord sends a ton of sick people to their door :P

    (I've cut out the first half, but it was just moaning about someone)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Sappa


    Do you bother with it anymore or are you addicted.
    I check it the odd time now to use the chat thingy but other than that for me it's gotten ridiculous with the amount of marketing and advertising.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,986 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    I use it to catch up on marketing and advertising. I find the chat thingy has got ridiculous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,566 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    How long before a post where someone is too cool for Facebook?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    I'm too cool for Facebook.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    Facebook is the ruination of society. And so says all of me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,703 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?

    That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    FRIEND-FACE!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭eth0


    Facebook is like ... omg ... so totally ... 2008

    all the cool chicks are on IRC now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    A grandmother on her deathbed tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. Everything - the buildings, the land, the livestock, the farmhouse and €5 million in cash."

    The grandchild is absolutely gobsmacked. She always thought that her grandma secretly hated her, but now she was going to leave her a fortune.

    "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"

    And with her last breath, Grandma whispers, "On Facebook..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I use it solely for spamming . . . .




    Damn thinking out loud again:mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    WTF is facebook?


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