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batistuta9

TiltedBrain wrote: »

the change over seems to be the worst thing that's ever happened in some peoples lives :pac:

codrulz

I f*ckin hate like and I'll give a dollar to charity and sh*te like that, your obviously not going to and when people post "I used to love you" or "you broke my heart" get a life and stop waiting for people to ask whats wrong NOBODY cares you stupid GITS!!!

plein de force

codrulz wrote: »

I f*ckin hate like and I'll give a dollar to charity and sh*te like that, your obviously not going to and when people post "I used to love you" or "you broke my heart" get a life and stop waiting for people to ask whats wrong NOBODY cares you stupid GITS!!!

Or there's some picture of a child hooked up to hospital machines "Like this picture please, every like gets him closer to getting a much needed operation" people actually like it, how stupid must you be

Fluorescence

Everyone on my feed seems to be bitching about timeline at the moment. Jeez any time facebook changes something people can't stop complaining. JUST SHUT UP!

Superbus

Just deactivated my account.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM.

watna

For some reason Facebook chose NZ to test the timeline thing so we've had it for a few months. There was uproar here then as well, people bitching about it everywhere. You get used to it after a day and then everyone forgets about it and starts asking what their cover photo should be.

iCosmopolis

iCosmopolis

I have a older relative on facebook who has, you could say, literacy issues?..My status, was about me visiting my folks at easter and had showed the baby their dogs and her cute* reaction to them (I can be a pest myself). Her response was a three paragraph badly spelled offensive rant about how terrible mother I was giving a new baby a shower, and not a bath, did I not have a baby bath in this day and age, etc.etc. All ended in much flaming from some of my friends who thought it was hillarious, and me deleting the whole mess.

blatantrereg

facebook ambiguity

codrulz

blatantrereg wrote: »

facebook ambiguity

saw this before, still don't know!

tvercetti

Social services rang a friend this morrning, asked her who she was living with and she told them her boyfriend. Shes regretting it now.

smash

tvercetti wrote: »

Social services rang a friend this morrning, asked her who she was living with and she told them her boyfriend. Shes regretting it now.

I can hardly read that. Your friend needs to go back to school!

thomasm

tvercetti wrote: »

Social services rang a friend this morrning, asked her who she was living with and she told them her boyfriend. Shes regretting it now.

No chance anyone in social services would have a clue what she's talking about if they looked at her page.

wonderfulname

tvercetti wrote: »

Social services rang a friend this morrning, asked her who she was living with and she told them her boyfriend. Shes regretting it now.

That's actually kind of depressing.

tvercetti

Obviously by friend I mean someone I met once who through the wonders of facebook keeps me up to date of her exciting life.

Kolido

tvercetti wrote: »

Obviously by friend I mean someone I met once who through the wonders of facebook keeps me up to date of her exciting life.

She sounds delightful!

tvercetti

This girl personifies everything that is wrong with facebook. Here are her status updates from the past 2 weeks.

Yes all that from the past 2 weeks.

KKkitty

tvercetti wrote: »

This girl personifies everything that is wrong with facebook. Here are her status updates from the past 2 weeks.

Yes all that from the past 2 weeks.

More or less less is more. Surprised she has time to sip on her wine with that amount of status updates.

languagenerd

<Blahblahblah> -Lord give me patients!!!

I wonder if they'll be surprised when the Lord sends a ton of sick people to their door :P

(I've cut out the first half, but it was just moaning about someone)

Sappa

Do you bother with it anymore or are you addicted.
I check it the odd time now to use the chat thingy but other than that for me it's gotten ridiculous with the amount of marketing and advertising.

humberklog

I use it to catch up on marketing and advertising. I find the chat thingy has got ridiculous.

MrStuffins

How long before a post where someone is too cool for Facebook?

Kylo Ren

I'm too cool for Facebook.

girl2

Facebook is the ruination of society. And so says all of me.

castletownman

Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?

That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium...

Temptamperu

FRIEND-FACE!!!

eth0

Facebook is like ... omg ... so totally ... 2008

all the cool chicks are on IRC now

starbelgrade

A grandmother on her deathbed tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. Everything - the buildings, the land, the livestock, the farmhouse and €5 million in cash."

The grandchild is absolutely gobsmacked. She always thought that her grandma secretly hated her, but now she was going to leave her a fortune.

"Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"

And with her last breath, Grandma whispers, "On Facebook..."

Where To

I use it solely for spamming . . . .




Damn thinking out loud again:mad:

davet82

WTF is facebook?