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Whats the most disgusting/perverted thing your mates told you they have done?

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    #242
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    LimGal wrote: »
    I would probably have to say the last 200 posts disagree with you more or less but hey the guys and girls who think this thread is offensive......why dont ye fook off and leave the humorous comments(to people who find them humorous of course) to us and ye can go off and debate why ye have never actually lived in the real world or have or haven't had any experiences to contribute to this thread!FECKING LURKERS:rolleyes:

    :D

    Deluded :D


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    #243
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    I see you're conveniently ignoring the part where he came in her lipbalm for the craic...remarks on that?

    I'm glad I'm a humanitarian if it means I don't hang around with assholes like the OP's friends, and have an ounce of decency and compassion for other people.

    Im assuming you missed the sarcasm, but out of curiosity how exactly do you know it was him?

    If ya ride 10 guys and get a std, how do you know which one you got it from?


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    #244
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    After hours is for light hearted discussion. If your not happy with the thread report it.

    Look Duff man, After hours is not just for light hearted discussion. And I am happy with the discussion on this thread. If you're not happy, you report it and stop dragging this thread off topic.


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    #245
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    After hours is for light hearted discussion. If your not happy with the thread report it.
    Light-hearted discussion =/= scat & knowingly transmitting incurable STDs


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    #246
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    Report me so.


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    #247
    AvarusAnimus
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    I heard this story of a lad at a house party. The owner/host was riding this lads girlfriend on the sly.So the lad took his flora (margarine) from his fridge and went into the upstairs toilet.He carved out the existing butter, took a dump into the empty tub (of margarine) and the placed the flora back over the **** to make it look normal again!!He put it back in the fridge.The host/sly git would have used the flora for a few days before he found a nice brown sh*te in the bottom!Days buttering his bread and butering his spuds..Revenge is best served on toast!!:P


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    #248
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    LimGal wrote: »
    I would probably have to say the last 200 posts disagree with you more or less but hey the guys and girls who think this thread is offensive......why dont ye fook off and leave the humorous comments(to people who find them humorous of course) to us and ye can go off and debate why ye have never actually lived in the real world or have or haven't had any experiences to contribute to this thread!FECKING LURKERS:rolleyes:

    For **** sake!
    How out of touch with reality are you?

    Boboo88 and Duffman are the only people that have stood up for you in the last five pages?


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    #249
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    AvarusAnimus wrote: »
    I heard this story of a lad at a house party. The owner/host was riding this lads girlfriend on the sly.So the lad took his flora (margarine) from his fridge and went into the upstairs toilet.He carved out the existing butter, took a dump into the empty tub (of margarine) and the placed the flora back over the **** to make it look normal again!!He put it back in the fridge.The host/sly git would have used the flora for a few days before he found a nice brown sh*te in the bottom!Days buttering his bread and butering his spuds..Revenge is best served on toast!!:P

    Yeah right, your 'friend' did that.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tub%20poo


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    #250
    plasmaguy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,683 ✭✭✭plasmaguy


    I don't get the rimming thing to be honest.

    Like did she rim him and then kiss him on the lips after? Would be funny if so.


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    #251
    carbon nanotube
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    LimGal wrote: »
    One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

    Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

    So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

    hmmm i seriously worry for about 80% of the people posting on AH..

    and thats putting it light


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    #252
    WoollyRedHat
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    If you wanted it you should have put a rim on it?


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    #253
    Slippin Jimmy
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    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    For **** sake!
    How out of touch with reality are you?

    Boboo88 and Duffman are the only people that have stood up for you in the last five pages?

    Because we have a sense of humour and aren't women.


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    #254
    booboo88
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    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Look Duff man, After hours is not just for light hearted discussion. And I am happy with the discussion on this thread. If you're not happy, you report it and stop dragging this thread off topic.
    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Report me so.

    The playground is that way >>>>>>>>>



    That story with the tub of butter is old, but really rank, could you imagine. Oh I feel sick now :(


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    AvarusAnimus wrote: »
    I heard this story of a lad at a house party. The owner/host was riding this lads girlfriend on the sly.So the lad took his flora (margarine) from his fridge and went into the upstairs toilet.He carved out the existing butter, took a dump into the empty tub (of margarine) and the placed the flora back over the **** to make it look normal again!!He put it back in the fridge.The host/sly git would have used the flora for a few days before he found a nice brown sh*te in the bottom!Days buttering his bread and butering his spuds..Revenge is best served on toast!!:P


    Have heard this one loads and as usual I vomited in my mouth a little. Jaysus, even an urban myth gets me!


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    #256
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Look Duff man, After hours is not just for light hearted discussion. And I am happy with the discussion on this thread. If you're not happy, you report it and stop dragging this thread off topic.

    Ya he is the one dragging it off topic?Are you for real?


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    #257
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    booboo88 wrote: »
    Im assuming you missed the sarcasm, but out of curiosity how exactly do you know it was him?

    If ya ride 10 guys and get a std, how do you know which one you got it from?

    You have bizarre logic in a story where the guy jizzed into her make-up, 'sure she could have rode 10 other guys'.

    Ok I concede, she could potentially have an STI from another guy.:rolleyes:

    Now tell me, what do you think of the man coming into her make-up?


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    #258
    booboo88
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    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    For **** sake!
    How out of touch with reality are you?

    Boboo88 and Duffman are the only people that have stood up for you in the last five pages?

    Ok theres a an x up on the top left or right corner, click it if you're that unhappy, your giving out about draggin it off topic, but your the one doing so.
    Grow up


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    #259
    AvarusAnimus
    Registered Users Posts: 5 ✭AvarusAnimus


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    Yeah right, your 'friend' did that.


    Eh where did i say my friend???READ before commenting!!!


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    #260
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Because we have a sense of humour and aren't women.

    How amazingly unexpected - you have a sexist attitude. You should fit right in with the OP and his mates.


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    #261
    booboo88
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    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Because we have a sense of humour and aren't women.

    Uhm I am in fact a woman :o;)


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    #262
    AvarusAnimus
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    Brilliant!


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    #263
    sunflower27
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    What's funny is seeing how your people fall for the oldest of urban myths, When they grow up, they realise talking about jizzing in inappropriate places ceases to be hysterical. :D


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    #264
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    How amazingly unexpected - you have a sexist attitude. You should fit right in with the OP and his mates.

    Thank. I thought you might have found it funny. Wish you didn't take this thread off topic as it had potential.


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    #265
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    For **** sake!
    How out of touch with reality are you?

    Boboo88 and Duffman are the only people that have stood up for you in the last five pages?

    Jaysus,excuse me if I didnt see the army of posters backing you up!Listen why dont you do everyone a favour and head off down to the ladies club and tell them what bad men are lurking in AHs.We look forward to seeing the burning bras:*


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    #266
    midlandsmissus
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    Excellent! - aboutBooboo88


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    desertstorm
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    #268
    WoollyRedHat
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    Only in Ireland can a hot debate occur following the posting about the escapades of a miscreants rim job narrative.

    They all have lovely bottoms


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    #269
    sunflower27
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    LimGal wrote: »
    Jaysus,excuse me if I didnt see the army of posters backing you up!Listen why dont you do everyone a favour and head off down to the ladies club and tell them what bad men are lurking in AHs.We look forward to seeing the burning bras:*

    Can you come up with an original and funny putdown? :D


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    #270
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    What's funny is seeing how your people fall for the oldest of urban myths, When they grow up, they realise talking about jizzing in inappropriate places ceases to be hysterical. :D

    Wrong it never ceases to be hysterical..............and I am 108 so fook you:D


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    #271
    booboo88
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    Someone please post something funny and ridiculous, this is getting a bit much with the politically correctness


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