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Whats the most disgusting/perverted thing your mates told you they have done?

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    #212
    Crann na Beatha
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    #213
    Evie90
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    krudler wrote: »
    its scary to me how many people are in their late 20s and never been tested. as if its something to be ashamed you, you pee in a cup, give blood, and thats it. your gp can even do it for you. no condoms= no sexy time, thems the rules for me.

    Graphic std talks in school too ? I think it's more fear than shame, people get fed full of bull about how painful the tests are or that you have to lie there half naked for an hour, and the sad part is that this c*ap is clearly spouted off by people who have never been for one.


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    #214
    [Deleted User]
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    up for anything wrote: »
    No, not cankers.

    Here. :D

    Canker/chancre...tomato/tomAto....that site is a bit misleading!

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3225424/?tool=pubmed


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    #215
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    You said a few days later she got cold sores round her mouth.

    If someone with syphilis has got sores around their mouth and nose it means they have been infected for a very long time. It was common to see children with sores like this in victorian times as syphilis was so rife many were born with it to infected mothers. These sore look nothing like cold sores. you are aware that if untreated it's fatal, aren't you?

    Ah hence why I asked if it was 'bullsh*t,you decide?'
    But thanks anyways for the history lesson Dr.Phil!


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    #216
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Evie90 wrote: »
    Graphic std talks in school too ? I think it's more fear than shame, people get fed full of bull about how painful the tests are or that you have to lie there half naked for an hour, and the sad part is that this c*ap is clearly spouted off by people who have never been for one.

    nope, went to a christian brothers school, our sex ed was non existant. a friend of an ex has slept with (she reckons) over 150 men and never uses condoms, I'd say at this rate she has so many std's they just cancel each other out.


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    #217
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    LimGal wrote: »
    Ah hence why I asked if it was 'bullsh*t,you decide?'
    But thanks anyways for the history lesson Dr.Phil!

    Why so sarky? You actually learnt something today!!!


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    #218
    midlandsmissus
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    LimGal wrote: »
    Ah hence why I asked if it was 'bullsh*t,you decide?'
    But thanks anyways for the history lesson Dr.Phil!

    Dr. Phil is a psychologist. :pac:

    We're not cutting you any breaks tonight are we...:D


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    #219
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    Aquila wrote: »
    **** me this place is getting waaaay too serious for a Saturday night,so enjoy to all the scat fans out there!! :D:D:D
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3etueeGIg

    Thank you!For what started out as thread for a laugh seems to have got an awful lot of people wound up:rolleyes:


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    #220
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Dr. Phil is a psychologist. :pac:

    We're not cutting you any breaks tonight are we...:D

    Did you think it was a mistake when I said Dr.Phil when I was retorting to ye nutjobs:pac:


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    #221
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    LimGal wrote: »
    Thank you!For what started out as thread for a laugh seems to have got an awful lot of people wound up:rolleyes:

    Describing awful things your friends have done to other people was never that funny a topic.


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    #222
    Sardonicat
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    LimGal wrote: »
    Ah hence why I asked if it was 'bullsh*t,you decide?'
    But thanks anyways for the history lesson Dr.Phil!

    Dr. Phil? Didn't know he was doing a show on common diseases in victorian children. Thought it was all pop psych he did.

    Clearly your friends story is bull****. If you couldn't figure that out for yourself you are clearly in need of some lessons in sexual health.


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    #223
    Jess16
    Registered Users Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭Jess16


    This thread makes my friends seem normal :)


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    #224
    WoollyRedHat
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    LimGal wrote: »
    One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

    Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

    So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

    You Irish, you very very ****ing weird


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    #225
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    LimGal wrote: »
    Did you think it was a mistake when I said Dr.Phil when I was retorting to ye nutjobs:pac:

    Ok so you were joking and you were calling the 'nutjob' a psychologist?

    That doesn't work.

    I'm too quick for you Limgal!


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    #226
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    Don't understand why people on here are so uptight about this thread. It's a bit of harmless fun, it's not affecting you personally. If you don't like what you read, then don't read the thread


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    #227
    Sardonicat
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    LimGal wrote: »
    Did you think it was a mistake when I said Dr.Phil when I was retorting to ye nutjobs:pac:

    Well, you see a psychologist treats nutjobs. So, if you wanted to imply that I was a nutjob calling me a psychologist was not the way to do it.

    Strange that you think people who know the difference between STI symptoms and how thay are contracted are nutjobs yet you hang out with a twisted bollox who purports to infect people with STIs for fun.


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    #228
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Don't understand why people on here are so uptight about this thread. It's a bit of harmless fun, it's not affecting you personally. If you don't like what you read, then don't read the thread

    Dufffman that's your opinion, we are also entitled to have an opinion, and I don't think laughing at degrading things done to others is harmless fun.

    To be honest if this thread had been let run in AH without anyone thinking it was awful/ protesting, I'd be more concerned.


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    #229
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Dufffman that's your opinion, we are also entitled to have an opinion, and I don't think laughing at degrading things done to others is harmless fun under any context.

    If you don't like it don't read it


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    #230
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    If you don't like it don't read it

    You are taking the 'funny' thread off topic now.


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    #231
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    If you don't like it don't read it

    That's not really the point of boards...

    I could say if you don't like what I'm saying don't read it.


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    #232
    booboo88
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    LimGal wrote: »
    Ah hence why I asked if it was 'bullsh*t,you decide?'
    But thanks anyways for the history lesson Dr.Phil!
    Dr Phil isnt a historian.
    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Describing awful things your friends have done to other people was never that funny a topic.
    Bit of harmless fun? Whos to say the girl actually caught it from yer man?
    She could have rode a dirty fecker
    Duffff-Man wrote: »
    Don't understand why people on here are so uptight about this thread. It's a bit of harmless fun, it's not affecting you personally. If you don't like what you read, then don't read the thread

    In before me, this thread was funny until the humanity brigade got here :rolleyes::rolleyes:


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    #233
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    After hours is for light hearted discussion. If your not happy with the thread report it.


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    #234
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    booboo88 wrote: »
    Dr Phil isnt a historian.


    Bit of harmless fun? Whos to say the girl actually caught it from yer man?
    She could have rode a dirty fecker



    In before me, this thread was funny until the humanity brigade got here :rolleyes::rolleyes:


    nah, it was lame and full of urban myths.:D


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    #235
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    LimGal wrote: »
    Not necessarily true........by the time you do a blood test with your gp and the sample gets to the apporiate lab to be tested,its too late....the sample is useless,past its sell by date.............true story,an actual gp confirmed it for me:eek:
    Where does your GP work? Malawi?? Pure tripe.


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    #236
    starch4ser
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    call me their Mate


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    #237
    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    That's not really the point of boards...

    I could say if you don't like what I'm saying don't read it.

    I'm trying my best not too, but it just happens to be in a thread I want to read.


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    #238
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    nah, it was lame and full of urban myths.:D

    This is ah isn't it? ;)


    checks road map :eek:


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    #239
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    booboo88 wrote: »
    Dr Phil isnt a historian.


    Bit of harmless fun? Whos to say the girl actually caught it from yer man?
    She could have rode a dirty fecker



    In before me, this thread was funny until the humanity brigade got here :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    I see you're conveniently ignoring the part where he came in her lipbalm for the craic...remarks on that?

    I'm glad I'm a humanitarian if it means I don't hang around with assholes like the OP's friends, and have an ounce of decency and compassion for other people.


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    #240
    LimGal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 327 ✭✭LimGal


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Describing awful things your friends have done to other people was never that funny a topic.

    I would probably have to say the last 200 posts disagree with you more or less but hey the guys and girls who think this thread is offensive......why dont ye fook off and leave the humorous comments(to people who find them humorous of course) to us and ye can go off and debate why ye have never actually lived in the real world or have or haven't had any experiences to contribute to this thread!FECKING LURKERS:rolleyes:


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    #241
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    booboo88 wrote: »
    This is ah isn't it? ;)


    checks road map :eek:

    :D

    Yep, urban myths a-plenty :D


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