talk to a complete stranger!!!!

ringadingding · 26-02-2012 08:37AM

Stranger: Hey I'm horny
You: for cock?
Stranger: No for pussy
Stranger: And tits
You: i can wear a wig for you
Stranger: Yes grandma yes please
Stranger: Okay this just got totally weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jesus Shaves · 26-02-2012 08:52AM

Stranger: i'm 19, m, us
Stranger: you?
You: 20/f/ireland
Stranger: oh neat
You: not really
You: i haven't shaved my arm hair in 2 years
Stranger: lol what
You: my pubes go as far as my knees
Stranger: haha wtf
Stranger: why's that?
You: i have to brush them everyday
Stranger: why not just cut it?
You: have you ever had sex with a ginger gorilla with freckles?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jesus Shaves · 26-02-2012 08:53AM

Stranger: hey, 25 m california
You: whoaaaaa
You: how did you know?
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Optimalprimerib · 26-02-2012 12:57PM

Stranger: 18 m horny
You: 10 f wet
Stranger: description?
You: I peed myself

falan · 03-03-2012 08:06PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: 30 m usa
Stranger: can u show me a good time?
You: yeah you wanna get a hotel room with me?
Stranger: oh yes
You: im gonna melt in your mouth and melt in your arse little bitch
Stranger: oh god i have the biggest boner right now
You: names ken keniff
Stranger: mike
You: ken keniff from conneticut
Stranger: NY
Stranger: i c u dont mind a little man on man action
You: im gonna give you a piece of my mind and a piece of my arse
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Major Lovechild · 04-03-2012 01:04PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ROLEPLAY: 'I've heard you wanted to see me' Said a girl, walking into the room. 'I'm Emma Mercer'

You: yes Emma it is important that you understand that I have a stomach pump

Stranger: Why?

You: For pumping stomachs of course.

Stranger: Why is it timportant

You: Well for one thing - if you have swallowed a copious amount of something unsavoury then you may want to unload some.

You: for another thing - it matches the colours of my tie.

Stranger: Ok

You: You like?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Paudee · 15-04-2012 02:30AM

http://logs.omegle.com/124f18

Reloc8 · 15-04-2012 10:45PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: what are you doing
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ok asl
You: 22/f/australia
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i like ur country
Stranger: name?
You: John
Stranger: iam ahmed
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: are you vist egypt
You: Where is Egypt ?
Stranger: africa
You: Is that near Brazil ?
Stranger: no
You: Oh
Stranger: do you have skype
You: No
Stranger: do you have bf
You: No I have a girlfriend
Stranger: you femal?
You: John
You: John is my name
You: why would you think I was female
Stranger: cus you say taht
Stranger: 22 f
You: Oh **** sorry
You: also I know where Egypt is
You: I meant to type m
You: And 33
You: And Ireland
You: (its near Asia isn't it)
You: (Egypt not Ireland)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Reloc8 · 15-04-2012 10:47PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Boy?
You: Meets Girl ?
You: Ok my turn...
You: Queen
You: Oh **** that's only got one word in it
You: I'm no good at this
Stranger: -.-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ziggy23 · 15-04-2012 11:13PM

Stranger: what is with you people?!

You: howya ma

ziggy23 · 15-04-2012 11:22PM

Joe is filthy

You: hi

Stranger: Joe 18 USA what's up

You: Michelle 28 Ireland hows u?

Stranger: Going good flirting with randoms u?

You: dunno what the hell I'm doin. Ah Joe u being naughty?

Stranger: Some times why u like that haha

You: I can be

Stranger: I is that so?

You: yep but you're only a young boy :P

Stranger: Not really ima man

You: oh really when did you lose it?

Stranger: 2 years ago and if I'm a boy then my cock did not get the memo

You: haha naughty boy

Stranger: Haha yeah

You: ok Joe gotta go

You have disconnected.

Thoms Yorkie Bars · 18-04-2012 12:08AM

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Stranger: horny
You: This conversation is being monitored by the US Department of Homeland Security
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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Stranger:

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You: ok cool ill talk to ya later
Stranger: awesome!

ricero · 18-04-2012 12:41AM

Question to discuss:
Which is your favourite car?
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: PLYMOUT FURY
Stranger: *PLYMOUTH
Stranger: 1957
Stranger: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO LIKES THEM IS ON HERE
You: the batmobile
Stranger: thats not a car
You: tell that to batman
Stranger: i will
You: good

Steffano2002 · 19-04-2012 10:04PM

Stranger: helloo [:

You: hi stranger

Stranger: 22 female

Stranger: horny

You: 31 male

You: From?

Stranger: go here it's my uhm .. pag,ke

Stranger: http://***.**/*******

You: Oh yeah! Advertising!

Stranger: you have an user name uhm .. tahwere?

Stranger: go create 1 & msg ****** & we can cyber

Stranger: i am gjoing 2 get off here nd like go smetup my cam now

Stranger: ill be waitirng 4 u thoerve

You: ok

You: but my internet is down...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thoms Yorkie Bars · 25-04-2012 11:46PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how r u

You: im ok

You: you?

Stranger: lol me too

Stranger: what is ur name

You: pat

Stranger: im john

Stranger: where r u from

You: ireland

You: you?

Stranger: im from mexico but i am a boarder in usa

Stranger: what about u

Stranger: i bet u r pretty

You: oooooohhhhhhhhh shít

You have disconnected

[Jackass] · 27-06-2012 08:23AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Oh great....

You: it's you again

You: So anyway, as I was saying, I call it the epiphany throne

Stranger: who are you?

You: cause, you know, that's where you get all your great ideas...

You: It's me!

You: We were just talking

You: well...I was

Stranger: i dont know you

You: sure you do

Stranger: i just met you

Stranger: dude i just got on omegle

You: oh, wow, really? So that's where we are now?

You: ok, fine, be that way

You: your choice

Stranger: dude come on

You: im just saying, I thought we connected is all..

Stranger: i dont even know what your talking about

You: yeah yeah, we were both drunk...you said you wouldn't use that excuse

Stranger: i just met you by idk for 25 secondds

Stranger: im 16 and im not your friends. you are talking to a different person for a minute for now

Stranger: or are you new on the internet?

You: 16??? You said you were 22 !!! That's illegal!!

You: ohhh ****, **** ****....ok

Stranger: that was a different person you were talking to

You: blackmail

You: i see

You: what is it you want?

You: money?

Stranger: gosh your goddamn stupid

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

smash · 27-06-2012 08:29AM

Stranger: Hi

You: Hey I just met you
You: And this is crazy
Stranger: LOL
You: But I'm going to hunt you down and kill you you stupid ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jackass] · 07-07-2012 02:22AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: oh hay!

Stranger: u a irl

Stranger: u a gir

Stranger: l

You: you typing with a ****ing nub or something?

You: stick your hand in a garbage disposal?

Stranger: u a girl

You: yes im a girl

You: get it together man

Stranger: ok how old r u

You: 16

You: how am i doing on the survey?

Stranger: im 15

Stranger: u have a facebook

Stranger: idk

You: of course i have facebook

Stranger: hold up ight

You: are you having seizure or something?

Stranger: no

You: use your stubby little burn nubs to type properly please,

You: i have no idea what you're saying

Stranger: wats your name on facebook

You: you want my credit card number, home address and phone number first?

Stranger: no faceboknam

Stranger: name

You: oh my god man, stop pounding your cock so furiously jerking off to actually type properly!

Stranger: im ot

Stranger: im not

You: can you reach the keyboard?

Stranger: yea its in front of mee

You: good, ok chill man

Stranger: whats ur name on facebook

You: any good typing courses in your area by any chance?

You: why you so obsessed with my facebook page?

You: you want me to just send you a picture and get it over and done with?

Stranger: ook add me Nickname Pacman

Stranger: yea

You: ok, hold on..

You: ok im nervous about this....

You: it's a pic of my tits

Stranger: ighy

Stranger: ight

You: you promise you wont share this?

Stranger: yea i swear

You: PROMISE?

Stranger: swear to god

Stranger: SWEAR

You: ugggh, ok...here you go i guess....

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Days 298 · 17-12-2013 10:25PM

Can I get this thread going again? Please

Got bored,went on Omegle, got bored of all the M/F questions....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: imma bee
Stranger: a what
You: buzz?
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: i sasd
You: yah imma queen bee. Big buzzers on me
Stranger: cam#
You: hmmm buzz or not to buzz
Stranger: this is the question
Stranger: heeee
Stranger: make up ur mind
You: why buzz when you can use public honey to help the environment
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: cam sex or not
You: imma buzz whether you like it or not. Buzz buzz
Stranger: okokok buzz my cock bitch#
You: hmm i buzz too high for the omegle prevert. BUZZ BUZZ
Stranger: ok take care
You: buzz off
Stranger: with ur buzz buzz shit
Stranger: slut
You: take a buzz mate
Stranger has disconnected.

My first attempt at trolling....:cool:

http://logs.omegle.com/1f4e9c3

Burlap_Sack · 23-12-2013 11:11AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
Stranger: hell yea
You: Cause I wonder where you are
Stranger: I am over the moon for you
You: And I wonder what you do
Stranger: guess..
You: Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
Stranger: loney.. sad times
You: Tell me how to win your heart
Stranger: send me a pic
You: For I haven't got a clue
Stranger: ,,,
You: But let me start by saying I love you
Stranger: ok.. what you called...
You: Lionella
Stranger: lionella nice
You: thanks

Stranger: you sound beautifful
You: I've been alone with you inside my mind
Stranger: I soo wish you was here now
You: And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
Stranger: i love you.. black or white!
You: Black
You: I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Stranger: bra sie,,,
Stranger: sizze
You: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: bra ssize..
You: I can see it in your eyes
Stranger: whats your bra size
You: I can see it in your smile
Stranger: bye
Stranger: wore
Stranger: hore
You: You're all I've ever wanted, and my arms are open wide
Stranger has disconnected.

The power of lionel:P

talk to a complete stranger!!!!

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