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Official bitch about daily life in UL

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  • #2372
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    he's playing with his harddrive while performing maintanance on ye'res


  • #2373
    OhMSGlive
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭OhMSGlive


    f0ggy92 wrote: »
    he's playing with his harddrive while performing maintanance on ye'res

    F0ggy! I'm surprised at you! :eek:







    Actually, no I'm not. :pac:


  • #2374
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    i misread cupboard as computer. so any pc inuendo must seem out of place

    hmm, cupboard inuendo?

    "screwing ye're hinges"

    there that should suffice.


  • #2375
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    f0ggy92 wrote: »
    i misread cupboard as computer. so any pc inuendo must seem out of place

    hmm, cupboard inuendo?

    "screwing ye're hinges"

    there that should suffice.

    "Getting good and deep into ye're cupboards..."


  • #2376
    Aragneer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Aragneer


    f0ggy92 wrote: »
    i misread cupboard as computer. so any pc inuendo must seem out of place

    hmm, cupboard inuendo?

    "screwing ye're hinges"

    there that should suffice.

    He actually said he 'had no trouble screwing my hinges'....No joke.


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  • #2377
    Tea_Bag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,979 ✭✭✭Tea_Bag


    he came out the closet?


    oh god.


  • #2378
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Did he put his knob on your cupboard?


    Too far?


  • #2379
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    Aragneer wrote: »
    He actually said he 'had no trouble screwing my hinges'....No joke.

    so he screwed his own hinges? :P


  • #2380
    Aragneer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Aragneer


    f0ggy92 wrote: »
    so he screwed his own hinges? :P

    I have no idea if that's a joke or you misinterpreted the 'my' in the sentence :P


  • #2381
    floutingmaxims
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    Oh god Hollie what have you started!


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  • #2382
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    you quoted him as saying "he had no trouble screwing my hinges"

    if he said that as qouted he was refferring to his own hinges


    :P:P:P
    but of course i understand what you meant i'm just being awkward.


  • #2383
    Aragneer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Aragneer


    f0ggy92 wrote: »
    you quoted him as saying "he had no trouble screwing my hinges"

    if he said that as qouted he was refferring his own hinges


    :P:P:P

    OH SHUSH!
    It's been a long day.. :pac:


  • #2384
    floutingmaxims
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    Nah the best ones were

    Aragneer: That was fast.
    Man: Oh Yeah, no messing!

    also

    "That must be painful, do you want me to take it out for ya"

    :pac::pac:


  • #2385
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    one of the bulbs has blown in my room i'm now afraid to call for maintenance.


  • #2386
    floutingmaxims
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    f0ggy92 wrote: »
    one of the bulbs has blown in my room i'm now afraid to call for maintenance.

    How does one break boards ul beers? :P Its ok f0ggy, im sure he'll be gentle with you :pac:


  • #2387
    garv123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,577 ✭✭✭garv123


    f0ggy92 wrote: »
    one of the bulbs has blown in my room i'm now afraid to call for maintenance.

    Calling maintenance to change a light bulb
    mancard.jpg


  • #2388
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    it took me so long to get the ul beers joke there. i'm ashamed.


  • #2389
    Zeouterlimits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 988 ✭✭✭Zeouterlimits


    f0ggy92 wrote: »
    it took me so long to get the ul beers joke there. i'm ashamed.
    iixpSv3I9bim9.jpg


  • #2390
    Junco Partner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    garv123 wrote: »
    Calling maintenance to change a light bulb
    mancard.jpg

    they're screwed shut and i have nothing that fits the screw :P
    if they hand me a screwdriver and a weird flourescent bulb i'll change it happily.


  • #2391
    Daniel S
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,533 ✭✭✭Daniel S


    What's D.I.E.? And does anyone want to sell me their Sin Bin ticket (for monday) for a profit?


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  • #2392
    TheTownie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,177 ✭✭✭TheTownie


    Daniel S wrote: »
    What's D.I.E.? And does anyone want to sell me their Sin Bin ticket (for monday) for a profit?

    Dick Is Erect




    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnNmeWeG0m0A1_cfW8OFQxhcVoRbkvuHkHmoyj3afl-RC8r-RbD_H106EL


  • #2393
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    All I've been able to think about for the last 2 hours in lectures was Aragneer's cupboard.... ;)

    Did he give your hinges a good lubing and then a good screw? (Y'know, to replace the bad screw that was already there.... :pac: )

    Did he get inside your cupboard and have a good rummage around?



    That was a productive lecture I think....


  • #2394
    garv123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,577 ✭✭✭garv123


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    All I've been able to think about for the last 2 hours in lectures was Aragneer's cupboard.... ;)

    Did he give your hinges a good lubing and then a good screw? (Y'know, to replace the bad screw that was already there.... :pac: )

    Did he get inside your cupboard and have a good rummage around?



    That was a productive lecture I think....

    Have you a part time job as a maintenance man?:pac:


  • #2395
    Aragneer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Aragneer


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    All I've been able to think about for the last 2 hours in lectures was Aragneer's cupboard.... ;)

    Did he give your hinges a good lubing and then a good screw? (Y'know, to replace the bad screw that was already there.... :pac: )

    Did he get inside your cupboard and have a good rummage around?



    That was a productive lecture I think....

    I'm scared that my cupboard is being thought of so much lately...
    Maybe I shouldn't have said anything?


  • #2396
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Aragneer wrote: »
    I'm scared that my cupboard is being thought of so much lately...
    Maybe I shouldn't have said anything?

    There's no "maybe" about it. :pac: :pac:


  • #2397
    floutingmaxims
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    It's gone beyond weird at this stage!


  • #2398
    kirbz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭kirbz


    Aragneer wrote: »
    I'm scared that my cupboard is being thought of so much lately...
    Maybe I shouldn't have said anything?

    My question is what exactly did you do to your WARDROBE (not goddamn cupboard grrr)? It was fine when i left the other day, can i take a wild guess that ye broke it moving Cawcheen's mattress back :P


  • #2399
    Aragneer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Aragneer


    kirbz wrote: »
    My question is what exactly did you do to your WARDROBE (not goddamn cupboard grrr)? It was fine when i left the other day, can i take a wild guess that ye broke it moving Cawcheen's mattress back :P

    It wasn't actually!
    I opened it to get my coat and the hinge fell off...I must have been too rough with it :P


  • #2400
    daniels.ducks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 492 ✭✭daniels.ducks


    Do people have no manners? In a lecture earlier on and there was an undertone of people talking. Don't bother coming if you are not going to listen!


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  • #2401
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Aragneer wrote: »
    It wasn't actually!
    I opened it to get my coat and the hinge fell off...I must have been too rough with it :P

    Aw you shouldn't be so rough with your cupboard... Maybe you need someone to show you how to be more gentle with it? ;);)


    I'm never letting this die...
    daniels.ducks wrote: »
    Do people have no manners? In a lecture earlier on and there was an undertone of people talking. Don't bother coming if you are not going to listen!

    +1bajillion! There're some Erasmus students in on of my tutorials that will constantly chat away out loud in French while the lecturer is talking. So bloody irritating.


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