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LCruiser Kid · 24-07-2011 7:07pm

Thought that too. The thing is that people who you hardly ever speak to or people that you just met once want to add you as a friend but never chat to you on it. All just to boost up the number of friends that they appear to have on it I guess.
Also these likes that appear on the news feed with stupid status's are really annoying. Have blocked a load of them.

coffee_cake · 24-07-2011 7:08pm

Dudess wrote: »

So you guys obviously dislike these people about whom you bitch - any reason why you won't delete them? No guts or the risk of your friend count being decreased...?

Indeed, I don't have people who I hate on my FB...

Dudess · 24-07-2011 7:12pm

LCruiser Kid wrote: »

The thing is that people who you hardly ever speak to or people that you just met once want to add you as a friend but never chat to you on it. All just to boost up the number of friends that they appear to have on it I guess.

Then ignore their friend request or delete them if you've added them?

Minstrel27 · 24-07-2011 7:51pm

LCruiser Kid wrote: »

Thought that too. The thing is that people who you hardly ever speak to or people that you just met once want to add you as a friend but never chat to you on it. All just to boost up the number of friends that they appear to have on it I guess.
Also these likes that appear on the news feed with stupid status's are really annoying. Have blocked a load of them.

But you add them anyway?

bpb101 · 24-07-2011 8:04pm

this status was posted by me
background...i was out of school from monday 14th to 16th of febuary this year

"reason i havent been in school is because i cant get out the door with all the valentines day cards"

LCruiser Kid · 24-07-2011 9:14pm

Minstrel27 wrote: »

But you add them anyway?

No course not, just don't accept them as friends.

Sonics2k · 24-07-2011 9:42pm

Dudess wrote: »

I thought Facebook was for adding friends/people you like?

God no, the true reason for Facebook is to stalk exes, people you hate, dislike, and possibly once got in an argument with on a bus sometime :cool:

Ciderswigger · 24-07-2011 11:22pm

Toby Take a Bow wrote: »

I've also seen people setting up facebook pages for their baby, as in their details, name etc. Seriously messed up stuff.

Ugh, I fúcking HATE those people!!!!! "Today I gurgled and smiled at daddy. Mummy is taking me to the zoo tomorrow."

Do you want to 'friend' my 3 week old baby boy? Um........ NO!!!:mad:

TiGeR KiNgS · 24-07-2011 11:27pm

netnerd wrote: »

anyone that puts a single word adjective, with dot com at the end.

e.g.

Bored.com
Hungover.com
Tired.com
Hungry.com etc etc ad nauseam

you forgot the .com in ad nauseam.com

XxMCRxBabyxX · 25-07-2011 9:37pm

Was reasing this all day and what pops up on my fb tonight?
My 13 year old cousin posing in her school uniform with one of those duck faces (that she has in EVERY picture!) and the caption "Meh inn My Uniform

Lookin Likee a Lurk :L"

So while I already had to question her ability to speak English I then had to try read the conversation below it:

Friend One: You doo not look like a lurk Skatezz!! You look gorgeous!!! Xxxxx

Cousin: Naww ii Look likee a Nun Trust Meh Now My Skirt Miih Be a Little Higher Dan Dat Elaine :L x

Friend Two: Oohhh mii ltl Nun!!;) .. iLy

Cousin: Lyy Moree Youu Sexy Beast x

Friend Three: OMG YHU GOT IT

Cousin: ii Did x

Cousin: ****in Size 10 Skirt ii Have it Pulled Up To My Ribbs :?

Friend Three: Hahahaha Imagine Sheena in hers :L

Cousin: Yeaa :L :L

Friend Three: Yuu look really nice in it though....I'm dreading getting mine xxxx

Friend Four: Ya same my skirt is past my knees i have to get it takn up xxx :L

Cousin: Samee xxxxx :L Buh Youu rr a babe Nyway Amiee ♥

Friend Five: omg (; youuu look stunnin in it ♥ .. getting mine tuesday ♥ ..

Cousin: Oh No ii Don't.. Size 10 skirt :L

I am ashamed to be related to her right now...
She is going to be one fun teenager!

Absurdum · 25-07-2011 9:54pm

friend's sister:

cnt nt wait for the weekend to cum galway wnt now wat hit it.jurys inn ladies day sunday and week off after thats how i roll.hahaha cnt wait

****in idiot

Tallaght Saint · 25-07-2011 10:01pm

The people who put up stupid, pointless song lyrics like this;

"Do it like a brother. Do it like a dude. Grab my crotch, wear my hat low like you.
We can do it like the man'dem, man'dem"

Wtf does that mean?!

booboo88 · 25-07-2011 10:08pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Was reasing this all day and what pops up on my fb tonight?
My 13 year old cousin posing in her school uniform with one of those duck faces (that she has in EVERY picture!) and the caption "Meh inn My Uniform Lookin Likee a Lurk :L"

So while I already had to question her ability to speak English I then had to try read the conversation below it:

I am ashamed to be related to her right now...
She is going to be one fun teenager!

how to know your past it. I cant make head nor tale out of that.

my least fav updates are the ones who moan about harry potter, i dont like harry potter but for the love of jesus if you dont like him dont bloody watch him.......

ones i hate
post sat 11.53
bored lol

saturday saturday 3.02
meh

same person....

f***********k off

booboo88 · 25-07-2011 10:09pm

Tallaght Saint wrote: »

The people who put up stupid, pointless song lyrics like this;

"Do it like a brother. Do it like a dude. Grab my crotch, wear my hat low like you.
We can do it like the man'dem, man'dem"

Wtf does that mean?!

you not listen to the song then?
pretty self explanitry

Cookie33 · 25-07-2011 10:19pm

i thought about this and i have decided that FACEBOOK is now officially ****ing****e.com ... nobody chats on chat cas its a balls ... emails in it is ****ed up an i cant even see the most recent updates WTF

why are you wasting your time on it then?

XxMCRxBabyxX · 25-07-2011 10:24pm

booboo88 wrote: »

how to know your past it. I cant make head nor tale out of that.

my least fav updates are the ones who moan about harry potter, i dont like harry potter but for the love of jesus if you dont like him dont bloody watch him.......

ones i hate
post sat 11.53
bored lol

saturday saturday 3.02
meh

same person....

f***********k off

My 14 year old brother can't understand it either. It's clearly a niche thing!
RIP The English Language

ShadowHearth · 25-07-2011 10:33pm

It's not status, but I fecking hate who have newborns and bombard fecking Facebook with pictures of theyr spawn every 2 hours. And then all go "aaaaaaaawwwwwwwww sooooooo cute!!!!!! Sooooooo beautiful!!!! Aaaaaaaw."

booboo88 · 25-07-2011 10:34pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

My 14 year old brother can't understand it either. It's clearly a niche thing!
RIP The English Language

phew. thought i had one foot in the grave for a sec:p

Absurdum · 25-07-2011 10:37pm

ShadowHearth wrote: »

It's not status, but I fecking hate who have newborns and bombard fecking Facebook with pictures of theyr spawn every 2 hours. And then all go "aaaaaaaawwwwwwwww sooooooo cute!!!!!! Sooooooo beautiful!!!! Aaaaaaaw."

I do that

Chris P. Bacon · 25-07-2011 11:56pm

Some load of people complaining about their "friends" on facebook,if you dont know a person dont add them,if you fall out with a person then block them,i get stupid status updates but they are from people i know so i just tell that they are stupid...

Naomi00 · 26-07-2011 1:18am

CHealy wrote: »

I know a bloke who started posting pics of every single meal he made or ordered in, he had a seperate album called "Yummies" or something along those lines. He started getting freaked out and couldnt put 2+2 togheter when on some random days, id just say "how was your steak and kidney pies last night?" or whatever he had the night before.

Haha that's hilairious

Pdfile · 26-07-2011 1:40am

anyone see that petition to keep Amy whino from being cremated so her fella can't snort her ashes... ??

i hate Fb, but that could be the funnest thing ive ever seen in my life... posted a good 4-5 minutes after the news was leaked on bbc. :pac:

wonderfulname · 26-07-2011 2:45am

An acquittance of mine was going out with someone who had their password, so the two of them would be online as the same person, at the same time, talking to each other through a status update;

I loveee you xxxxx
>>> I love you too

:);)
>>> <Insert sickening smushy pet name here> xXx

:D:D
>>> < reciprocated in an equally vile manner>
>>> raunchiness ensues
>>> New person: OMG u guys r so cutee

Possibly the most confusing and disturbing thing to witness.
This is someone who is intelligent and rational in real life, what does facebook do to people? Is it wrong that all I felt was relief when they broke up entirely because of this issue?

Brennaldo II · 26-07-2011 2:58am

It's not quite a status, but just in general, I hate when people use 'eh' for the word 'it', Like commenting on a picture "Ah babe love eh"... like seriously, just go jump off a bridge or something.

guitarzero · 26-07-2011 2:59am

I think the reason these ridiculous status updates continue is cuz people respond to them. Whats worse is good status updates getting zero response. Hurrah for people as a species.

wonderfulname · 26-07-2011 3:01am

Is someone finding their facebook statuses being ignored?

In all fairness most of the annoying ones are attention seeking in nature, of course some simpler people get sucked in.

seanbmc · 26-07-2011 4:16am

"I was so ****ed last night (insert more pointless ramblings about how drunk you were) "

:mad:

pragmatic1 · 26-07-2011 8:00am

Ones that start like "Today is blah, blah day...". You're really making a difference. Big pat on the back.

yupyup7up · 26-07-2011 9:45am

"X is 100% devil today" :mad:

denhaagenite · 26-07-2011 10:26am

Every second update a quote from Paolo Coehlo. I can also read books, thanks.

Can't delete as she takes massive offence to anything that happens on Facebook, and will probably make her husband (who's very nice and a good buddy) delete myself and my husband. I have set her updates not to appear though. I'm hoping she will eventually delete me.

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