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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    You think they would of lit the fire. Is a bit nippy today


  • Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    You think they would of lit the fire. Is a bit nippy today
    Can they afford the fuel?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Can they afford the fuel?


    Good point :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Think she's a Bulmers Magners woman

    FYP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Laois_Man wrote: »
    Breaking News: The Queen has cancelled all futher engagements in Dublin and Tipperary and has decided to go instead straight to Cork having become very concerned upon hearing reports that her grandson has been stuck in the arsehole of Middleton for nearly three weeks!

    :D

    Can this joke (and all variations) please be locked away in a deep salt mine for the next forever?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,893 ✭✭✭Hannibal Smith


    RachaelVO wrote: »
    Please tell my your taking the p1ss!!!

    Mind you it would explain a whole lot!

    lol, it was on the Irish version of Who Do you Think You Are, he could trace his relatives back to King John and the signing of the Magna Carte :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,032 ✭✭✭DWCommuter


    Can they afford the fuel?

    Did the Queen not bring the best of British coal with her?


  • Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    DWCommuter wrote: »
    Did the Queen not bring the best of British coal with her?
    Kenny should know a thing or two about the bog.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    Laois_Man wrote: »
    Breaking News: The Queen has cancelled all futher engagements in Dublin and Tipperary and has decided to go instead straight to Cork having become very concerned upon hearing reports that her grandson has been stuck in the arsehole of Middleton for nearly three weeks!

    :D

    Ironically, the last few weeks are the first time he hasn't been using the tradesman's entrance; pre-marital vaginal sex is strictly verboten for royals given that an unwanted bastard would put an end to their entire scam.
    His poor mother even suffered the indignity of having a public declaration of her virginity made by her uncle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    the anser wrote: »
    Incredible symbolism yesterday- all very powerful and positive. Hopefully the Croker gig today will be the end of the 'heavy stuff' and we can move on. Feel sorry for the Dublin/Monaghan people making noises re files being handed over.....bit of a lost cause at this stage and we have to draw a line under it.

    The legitimate protesters seem to have had some sort of dignified day out- the stone throwers and flag burners mostly skangers who had a day out to try get one over on the Gardai.

    Was reading the Examiner today re Gerry Adams' calls for the files on this, and when Kenny rightly pointed out the need for such revelations from BOTH sides, Adams' phrasing was seriously objectionable, using the semi-passive phrase "deaths caused by republicans" rather than "killings by republicans".


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Just heard on a radio discussion for the umteenth time this week how the Queen uses her handbag to send code signals to her staff.

    I reckon thats all a load of bollox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    gambiaman wrote: »
    FYP

    Depends on which Bulmers he was referring to.


  • Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Lapin wrote: »
    Just heard on a radio discussion for the umteenth time this week how the Queen uses her handbag to send code signals to her staff.

    I reckon thats all a load of bollox.
    Not at all. I do that all the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Mary's Beemer yesterday was left hand drive. Why ? :confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    mike65 wrote: »
    Can this joke (and all variations) please be locked away in a deep salt mine for the next forever?

    Well said.

    And while we're at it, can we bury the one about Queen being much better in Slane.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,032 ✭✭✭DWCommuter


    Tubbs is making me sick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,893 ✭✭✭Hannibal Smith


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Was reading the Examiner today re Gerry Adams' calls for the files on this, and when Kenny rightly pointed out the need for such revelations from BOTH sides, Adams' phrasing was seriously objectionable, using the semi-passive phrase "deaths caused by republicans" rather than "killings by republicans".

    I think there's a bit of a difference between what an illegal terrorist organisation does and the alleged actions, or inactions, of a Government's security force.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Tubridy is so embarrassing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Mary's Beemer yesterday was left hand drive. Why ? :confused:


    Probably bought from the States. No doubt it has super duper security features.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    the spire its the big needle God did he have to point it out to the Queen


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  • Registered Users Posts: 489 ✭✭petebricquette


    Mary's Beemer yesterday was left hand drive. Why ? :confused:

    Communism.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,032 ✭✭✭DWCommuter


    gambiaman wrote: »
    Tubridy is so embarrassing.

    I'm still cringing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Ah the Memorial Gardens - many a summer's weekend spent there as a kid.


  • Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    gambiaman wrote: »
    Ah the Memorial Gardens - many a summer's weekend spent there as a kid.
    get outa dat garden...


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭AudreyHepburn


    123balltv wrote: »
    the spire its the big needle God did he have to point it out to the Queen

    Well yes....it is a landmark in fairness.

    Tbh I didn't find him as cringeworthy as usual. But then I think he is often unfairly critisied.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Mumha


    gambiaman wrote: »
    Tubridy is so embarrassing.

    Yep, there's the spawn of Fianna Fail and Republicanism laying it on with a trowel. Of course Tubs has an eye on his upcoming radio test at the Beeb. He's Uriah Heep personified.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,032 ✭✭✭DWCommuter


    Iris Robinson is coming to town later! Woo Hoo!


  • Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    DWCommuter wrote: »
    Iris Robinson is coming to town later! Woo Hoo!
    I would...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭heyheyhey1982


    It looked a lovely pint- cant believe the Queen didnt take a gulp of it.

    The guy at the bar called her "her Royal Heiness" tut tut its "her Magesty"

    Philip looked like he was raring to have a go of the black stuff. although after a certain IMF head found out- its better to ask before you grab the black stuff.....:P

    I'll get my coat


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Mumha wrote: »
    Yep, there's the spawn of Fianna Fail and Republicanism laying it on with a trowel. Of course Tubs has an eye on his upcoming radio test at the Beeb. He's Uriah Heep personified.

    :D Doppelganger!


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