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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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Dermighty

Slightly OT but when girls comment on photos and they say "stunning XXXX"

No...you're not stunning...you're a fat mess...2 tonnes of fat mess....in a 1 tonne dress...

STIG83

Dermighty wrote: »

Slightly OT but when girls comment on photos and they say "stunning XXXX"

No...you're not stunning...you're a fat mess...2 tonnes of fat mess....in a 1 tonne dress...

Why do women seriously go overboard with the x's?

Ilyana

A friend of mine read out this Facebook status of a girl she knows, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. From what I remember, this was the gist of it:

'Marie (let's say) is single'
Friend 1: aw hun, u k?xxx
Marie: ah im alrii, be k xx
Friend 2: u k??? beta of witou im neway!

Marie: im stayin single, sik of al da drama tanx girlies xx
Friend 3: aw hun u k??????xx
Friend 4: aw hun u k?xxxxxx
Friend 5: Cha! nw! u neeed all ur girlos nw, wer here 4 ya xxxxxxxxxxx
Marie: id be lost witou al mi babez, ill be k
Friend 6: Aw hun, u k?xxxx he ddnt desarv ya neway darlin xx
Friend 2: Chantelle is ryt, ur soooo much beta dan him xxxx

Marie: Tanx! ye no hw 2 make a grl feel beta
Friend 7: aw hun u k???x

And so on.....:(

STIG83

EmilyO wrote: »

A friend of mine read out this Facebook status of a girl she knows, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. From what I remember, this was the gist of it:

'Marie (let's say) is single'
Friend 1: aw hun, u k?xxx
Marie: ah im alrii, be k xx
Friend 2: u k??? beta of witou im neway!
Marie: im stayin single, sik of al da drama tanx girlies xx
Friend 3: aw hun u k??????xx
Friend 4: aw hun u k?xxxxxx
Friend 5: Cha! nw! u neeed all ur girlos nw, wer here 4 ya xxxxxxxxxxx
Marie: id be lost witou al mi babez, ill be k
Friend 6: Aw hun, u k?xxxx he ddnt desarv ya neway darlin xx
Friend 2: Chantelle is ryt, ur soooo much beta dan him xxxx
Marie: Tanx! ye no hw 2 make a grl feel beta
Friend 7: aw hun u k???x

And so on.....:(

This is a face in palm moment

Laika1986

EmilyO wrote: »

A friend of mine read out this Facebook status of a girl she knows, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. From what I remember, this was the gist of it:

'Marie (let's say) is single'
Friend 1: aw hun, u k?xxx
Marie: ah im alrii, be k xx
Friend 2: u k??? beta of witou im neway!
Marie: im stayin single, sik of al da drama tanx girlies xx
Friend 3: aw hun u k??????xx
Friend 4: aw hun u k?xxxxxx
Friend 5: Cha! nw! u neeed all ur girlos nw, wer here 4 ya xxxxxxxxxxx
Marie: id be lost witou al mi babez, ill be k
Friend 6: Aw hun, u k?xxxx he ddnt desarv ya neway darlin xx
Friend 2: Chantelle is ryt, ur soooo much beta dan him xxxx
Marie: Tanx! ye no hw 2 make a grl feel beta
Friend 7: aw hun u k???x

And so on.....:(

If i was the fella i would just "like" her status, that would shut them up!

STIG83

Laika1986 wrote: »

If i was the fella i would just "like" her status, that would shut them up!

Haha good one!!

Savage Tyrant

EmilyO wrote: »

A friend of mine read out this Facebook status of a girl she knows, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. From what I remember, this was the gist of it:

'Marie (let's say) is single'
Friend 1: aw hun, u k?xxx
Marie: ah im alrii, be k xx
Friend 2: u k??? beta of witou im neway!
Marie: im stayin single, sik of al da drama tanx girlies xx
Friend 3: aw hun u k??????xx
Friend 4: aw hun u k?xxxxxx
Friend 5: Cha! nw! u neeed all ur girlos nw, wer here 4 ya xxxxxxxxxxx
Marie: id be lost witou al mi babez, ill be k
Friend 6: Aw hun, u k?xxxx he ddnt desarv ya neway darlin xx
Friend 2: Chantelle is ryt, ur soooo much beta dan him xxxx
Marie: Tanx! ye no hw 2 make a grl feel beta
Friend 7: aw hun u k???x

And so on.....:(

Followed about 12 hours later by.....
"Marie is in a relationship"
Cue the "girlies"... Yay we new u 2 r ment 2b2gevva 4eva

Fuck OFF!!!!

jetpack101

STIG83 wrote: »

The new fad at the moment is people putting up a link to vote for something, have seen a few to vote for dogs to win, and another is a couple from my area in to win a gold wedding worth €30,000.
I DONT CARE!!

These are going around a lot at the min.
I asked my wife "Who the F**k is NAMES" and i get "I voted for them to win"
Love, you have way to much ****ing time on your hands!

STIG83

Someone on mine was complaining bout work on their FB status, well isnt he lucky to still have a job!! i thought it a stupid thing to give out about work.

blogga

It's great to see people progress to seeing the juvenile nature of Facebook. The sooner that site is exposed as another internet bubble the better.

mik_da_man

It's a bloody big multi-billion dollar bubble!

cocoshovel

You wouldn't believe the other ****e this lad goes on about. He's a clueless harmless guy, very slow. I might just make a big collage or something to show you.

gamma

People who are out in a bar and just post a picture of the cocktail or whatever they are about to drink, and just say Mmmmmmmm! :mad:

Laika1986

cocoshovel wrote: »

You wouldn't believe the other ****e this lad goes on about. He's a clueless harmless guy, very slow. I might just make a big collage or something to show you.

Quite a conversation alright

Collie D

STIG83 wrote: »

Someone on mine was complaining bout work on their FB status, well isnt he lucky to still have a job!! i thought it a stupid thing to give out about work.

Probably posting while they were in work as well, lazy sods.

blogga wrote: »

It's great to see people progress to seeing the juvenile nature of Facebook. The sooner that site is exposed as another internet bubble the better.

Ah, it has its uses. As someone who can't be arsed taking photos it's good to be able to see one of your friends put holiday/wedding/etc. pics online. The status stuff is annoying though. People should keep diaries rather than sharing every inane thought with the world.

CHealy

I know a bloke who started posting pics of every single meal he made or ordered in, he had a seperate album called "Yummies" or something along those lines. He started getting freaked out and couldnt put 2+2 togheter when on some random days, id just say "how was your steak and kidney pies last night?" or whatever he had the night before.

Marathon Man

25 year old woman (child)- no f*cking joke:

'had a brilliant time at a sleep over last night at my friend Emma's house! She has an awesome family...we all got to play board games, (including a legendary game of Twister!!) video games...ate pizza, sweets, popcorn and watched Disney movies!! It was such a laugh!

'

Tempted to respond: 'grow the f*ck up will you?' And its typical of all her posts.

TrollyDolly

STIG83 wrote: »

Someone on mine was complaining bout work on their FB status, well isnt he lucky to still have a job!! i thought it a stupid thing to give out about work.

i recently saw the same thing with a guy whos from management who when called up on the fact he was slating the company on his facebook..replyed with a very professional "Suck it" and then "Facebook = private life"
ehmm no, no it does not..it is a social networking site,aint nothing private about it

EraseAndRewind

bits from a convo -my brain and eyes hurt after trying to read it

'Yeh exaclyy hun **** him huni dnt leh him puh ya dwn ....cos dats only wat e wants ta tink e gerrin teh Yuh Fk him ...dawlingg yeh wud find a way decent lad ouut dr dan da prick E is jush A waist of life '

VampiricPadraig

I hate these

6748917598432957329857875984265838564958104751659828596298527854 - Oh, I lke u so much xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

-_-'

STIG83

People who like their own posts!!

Brain Stroking

Facebook is a means to hate your acquaintances. It makes you realise that the cool people you know and hang out with are the ones worth paying attention to. So, when you think about it, it makes you realise how cool the people you were friends with before facebook really are

Deus Ex Machina

Dermighty wrote: »

Slightly OT but when girls comment on photos and they say "stunning XXXX"

No...you're not stunning...you're a fat mess...2 tonnes of fat mess....in a 1 tonne dress...

Sublime.

Savage Tyrant

STIG83 wrote: »

People who like their own posts!!

You can't?

STIG83

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

You can't?

You can, the amount of people i see who do it.

Paddy_Smith

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

You can't?

He's talking about Facebook.

Jan_Itor

Stupid girls after a night out, ''OMG lost my phone lost my keys never drinking again lol!'' You lost your dignity aswel.

Savage Tyrant

Paddy_Smith wrote: »

He's talking about Facebook.

..... Ahem! I knew that...

jackal

Worst is the dole leech mate/family member who you unfortunately friended...

They have never worked a day in their life, have asked to use your address in some dole scam or other, have a bigger house than you, have a better car than you, all paid for by your taxes, and then they put up all this kind of ****e:

"Blleeding govermet takin my money, and givin it to the RICH FAT CATS!... neway.... OFF to Disneyland tmrw, da kids cant wait!!!!!!"

Apanachi

if u think Im Pretty - like my status. If u love me - put a ♥ . If i am a good friend - put a . if u miss me - put a

. if u ever had a crush on me - poke me. If ur not scared - put this as ur status ..
every 1 do this ♥