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I lost my virginity last night and now I want to tell everyone how awesome I am.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,599 ✭✭✭sashafierce


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


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    He rode you, didn't he?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,599 ✭✭✭sashafierce


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,802 ✭✭✭highgiant1985



    as soon as I saw this thread this video was the first thing I thought of :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 562 ✭✭✭lcrcboy


    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

    dude your hand dosent count


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    First thing i thought of when i saw the thread title was:

    "Brummytom finally did it"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Mackman wrote: »
    First thing i thought of when i saw the thread title was:

    "Brummytom finally did it"

    Haha me too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Was hoping BrummyTom had started this thread.
    carry on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

    did ye swap underwear ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Mackman wrote: »
    First thing i thought of when i saw the thread title was:

    "Brummytom finally did it"
    I was hoping it was a drunk thread :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    OP, you should go back to Leeson Street with another €5.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I heard girls from Laois love it when you wipe your knob on the curtain afterwards


  • Posts: 140 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

    Ask for your number back.

    Tell her she can keep the underpants! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    Ask for your number back.

    Tell her she can keep the underpants! :pac:

    But they were Tommy Hilfiger underpants.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    But they were Tommy Hilfiger underpants.

    you still wearing her underwear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭GarethQ


    Did you get the condom cased so you can have the caption: "First and last time I had sex." Because sheep dont count mate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Funnily enough I lost my virginity to someone from Laois.

    Actually no, there was nothing remotely funny about it. Carry on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Funnily enough I lost my virginity to someone from Laois.

    Actually no, there was nothing remotely funny about it. Carry on.

    Ah, the Laois part is quite funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭GarethQ


    I thought it was funny from "I lost my Virginity"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 319 ✭✭Ban Ki Moon


    Hope you remembered the raincoat, you dont want this to happen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQgdtWlLfXg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    sex is overated you'l learn this as you get older


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    123balltv wrote: »
    sex is overated you'l learn this as you get older
    Not if your doing it right!
    Go back and practise more! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Obaraten wrote: »
    empty heads poking fun at laois people irony in itself

    It's the women the are poking fun at not the men :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    123balltv wrote: »
    sex is overated you'l learn this as you get older

    who told you that lie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    123balltv wrote: »
    sex is overated you'l learn this as you get older

    Thats why viagra was invented :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    I thought she was impressive, I actually had a great time. On another note, I resent the name change of this thread. I lost my virginity years ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    Thats why viagra was invented :pac:


    I ordered it just now I'll telll yeah it how it works


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I heard girls from Laois love it when you wipe your knob on the curtain afterwards
    zuffle v. To wipe one's cock on the curtains after having sex in a posh bird's house.


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