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I lost my virginity last night and now I want to tell everyone how awesome I am.

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    #92
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    Your age please? Unless your 13 and she was 21 I'm not impressed. If your 16 or older- what took you so long?


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    #93
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    123balltv wrote: »
    ...I'll telll yeah it how it works
    I'll tell you how it works without ordering any:

    It works by blocking a chemical in the body that is normally responsible for reversing an erection. As a result, more of the chemicals responsible for the erection remain, so the muscles in the penis do not constrict. This allows blood to stay in the penis longer, which allows the man to maintain an erection. Because Viagra has no effect on the chemicals that cause an erection, it does not work without stimulation.


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    #94
    wayfarers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    Rubbing some gak into the head of your knob and jap's eye just prior to 'invading Holeland' can liven up any session, dunno what reaction it would have on Laois poontang though.


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    #95
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    To the OP well done. There is not a lot to it really although the first time can be daunting.
    123balltv wrote: »
    sex is overated you'l learn this as you get older
    Add in some kinky fetish activities and all is great.


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    #96
    Whahey!
    Registered Users Posts: 71 ✭✭Whahey!


    123balltv wrote: »
    sex is overated you'l learn this as you get older

    Haha gwaaayy you will yah! :D

    your not doin it right! :D


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    #97
    GarethQ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭GarethQ


    If you're 13 now, and you lost your virginity "Years ago" Holy **** dude...


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    #98
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    GarethQ wrote: »
    If you're 13 now, and you lost your virginity "Years ago"
    If that's true, the it probably *was* a
    Holy **** dude...


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    #99
    lezza
    Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭lezza


    ha ha run run for your life deny it deny everything


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    #100
    grenache
    Registered Users Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    ottostreet wrote: »
    LAOIS?!


    You're a braver man than I.
    i know 3 Laois girls and they're all stunners. Laois ladies are great craic, and dont forget the goddess that is Claire Byrne hails from there.

    All the lads on here slagging off Laois girls, i have three words for you - pot, kettle, black. If you're all so gorgeous yourselves, why dont you put up some pictures, and then we'll see who the munters really are!


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    #101
    irelandspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    Start saving the maintenance money


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    #102
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,965 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    One of the guys I was at school with came in one Monday morning, sat us down during the first break, and told us what had happened that previous weekend: his first time, in excrutiating detail. I remember being annoyed at him because I thought such things were private. I hadn't said anything about what I'd been up to over a year earlier in a different town, but then I didn't think it was a competition or anything to brag about. Shows you what I knew about being "one of the lads", eh? :o

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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