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I lost my virginity last night and now I want to tell everyone how awesome I am.

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  • 02-04-2011 11:09am
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    Jimmy Garlic
    Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭


    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.
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    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Kill yourself now


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    #3
    Korvanica
    Registered Users Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    get your cock removed.. its for the good of mankind


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    sollar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭sollar


    That must have been the first in a long long time if your comin on here to chat about it :D


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    #5
    fabbydabby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭fabbydabby


    It's your own fault for sewing your number into your underpants.


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    #6
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Did she not ride you back? tut tut down with that sort of thing :rolleyes:


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    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    dude get over yourself!

    For all we know, you probably couldn't 'get it up'

    now pffft and enjoy your hangover brekkie :D


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,449 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Wipe it up!!


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    Vicxas
    Registered Users Posts: 15,285 ✭✭✭✭Vicxas


    Call in the cleaners.


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    #10
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Wake up.


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    #11
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users Posts: 8,239 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Get checked.


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    #12
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    For all we know, you probably couldn't 'get it up'

    Now that's not very nice .. referring to her as "it".

    I imagine she woke easily, had bread, jam and tae and is now walking towards Busarus thinking to herself: 'Sure isn't the Luas only something like ya see in Blade Runner'.


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    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    LAOIS?!


    You're a braver man than I.


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    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    Well, she was from Laois.

    So you have a bit of a thing for exotic women ?


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    wyndham
    Registered Users Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    Coppers? Flannerys?


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    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Bord Na Mona is actually is offaly!!

    If she used the bog as a pulling line, she was frontin'.


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    wyndham wrote: »
    Coppers? Flannerys?


    More like Pedigree Corner.

    A Laois woman...jebus...I'd say she gave it back to you small.


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    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Was her surname Cowen?


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    [Deleted User]
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    She was walking home probably thinking, "Jaysis them lads in the big schmoke are shite"


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    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Now that's not very nice .. referring to her as "it".

    I imagine she woke easily, had bread, jam and tae and is now walking towards Busarus thinking to herself: 'Sure isn't the Luas only something like ya see in Blade Runner'.
    You did good there ;)


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    You seem quite the catch, OP. Unless you want to put up with the constant barrage of calls that this woman is sure to make over the coming weeks and months, you should change your number.


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    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    You seem quite the catch, OP. Unless you want to put up with the constant barrage of calls that this woman is sure to make over the coming weeks and months, you should change your number.
    Do you really think she'd ring him?:pac:


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    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    She slept with you on the first night? :eek:

    Irish women.


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    #24
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    She slept with you on the first night? :eek:

    Irish women.

    He slept with her on the first night? :eek:

    Irish men.



    See how that works?


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    #25
    .same.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭.same.


    Why did you have sex with the toilet cistern:confused:


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    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    She slept with you on the first night? :eek:

    Irish women.

    Finding them a little choosy to be with you? Chin up?


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    MadameGascar
    Registered Users Posts: 247 ✭✭MadameGascar


    Get checked for mad cow?


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    #28
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    We're not that bad.:(
    The women tend to be rough, though. I might know who ya rode!:D
    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Was her surname Cowen?

    I resent that.


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    #29
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Lies I tells ya, all lies.

    They are though, really.


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    Hail 2 Da Thief
    Registered Users Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    Even boggers wouldn't go near a laois woman. I'd get myself tested for rabies if I was you!


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    #31
    Frynge
    Registered Users Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    get off my sister


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