I lost my virginity last night and now I want to tell everyone how awesome I am.

Jimmy Garlic

Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

longshanks

Kill yourself now

Korvanica

get your cock removed.. its for the good of mankind

sollar

That must have been the first in a long long time if your comin on here to chat about it

fabbydabby

It's your own fault for sewing your number into your underpants.

vicwatson

Did she not ride you back? tut tut down with that sort of thing :rolleyes:

MIN2511

dude get over yourself!

For all we know, you probably couldn't 'get it up'

now pffft and enjoy your hangover brekkie

antodeco

Wipe it up!!

Vicxas

Call in the cleaners.

ronnie3585

Wake up.

Sonics2k

Get checked.

OutlawPete

MIN2511 wrote: »

For all we know, you probably couldn't 'get it up'

Now that's not very nice .. referring to her as "it".

I imagine she woke easily, had bread, jam and tae and is now walking towards Busarus thinking to herself: 'Sure isn't the Luas only something like ya see in Blade Runner'.

ottostreet

LAOIS?!


You're a braver man than I.

Mike 1972

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Well, she was from Laois.

So you have a bit of a thing for exotic women ?

wyndham

Coppers? Flannerys?

Storminateacup

Bord Na Mona is actually is offaly!!

If she used the bog as a pulling line, she was frontin'.

TheZohanS

wyndham wrote: »

Coppers? Flannerys?

More like Pedigree Corner.

A Laois woman...jebus...I'd say she gave it back to you small.

SEPT 23 1989

Was her surname Cowen?

She was walking home probably thinking, "Jaysis them lads in the big schmoke are shite"

MIN2511

OutlawPete wrote: »

Now that's not very nice .. referring to her as "it".

I imagine she woke easily, had bread, jam and tae and is now walking towards Busarus thinking to herself: 'Sure isn't the Luas only something like ya see in Blade Runner'.

You did good there

El Weirdo

You seem quite the catch, OP. Unless you want to put up with the constant barrage of calls that this woman is sure to make over the coming weeks and months, you should change your number.

MIN2511

El Weirdo wrote: »

You seem quite the catch, OP. Unless you want to put up with the constant barrage of calls that this woman is sure to make over the coming weeks and months, you should change your number.

Do you really think she'd ring him?:pac:

IamtheWalrus

She slept with you on the first night? :eek:

Irish women.

TheZohanS

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

She slept with you on the first night? :eek:

Irish women.

He slept with her on the first night? :eek:

Irish men.



See how that works?

.same.

Why did you have sex with the toilet cistern

stovelid

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

She slept with you on the first night? :eek:

Irish women.

Finding them a little choosy to be with you? Chin up?

MadameGascar

Get checked for mad cow?

3hn2givr7mx1sc

We're not that bad.:(
The women tend to be rough, though. I might know who ya rode!:D

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Was her surname Cowen?

I resent that.

Hank_Jones

Lies I tells ya, all lies.

They are though, really.

Hail 2 Da Thief

Even boggers wouldn't go near a laois woman. I'd get myself tested for rabies if I was you!

Frynge

get off my sister

blackdog2

Pull the pubes and feelings of despair having scraped the bottle of the barrel from in between your teeth

fonecrusher1

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

Have another heroin sandwich & relax. Oh & mind yourself as you wade through the hundreds of zombie junkies, they'll nick your stash bud.

MidlandsM

OP, There's as thread over in the ladies forum entitled "I Rode an urbanite wanker who was useless in the sack"

Anything to do with you?

holystungun9

Wait nine months. Also shave your pubes, eyebrows and head. Buy some new jocks too, even if you could get them back, you really shouldn't risk it. You're welcome.

holystungun9

Can we make up some kind of safe-cross code for sexual encounters like this.
Forgetting how the tune goes but something like….

Look for a safe plaaace,
Look for a pretty faaaace,
Someone from the human raaace…...

TheZohanS

MidlandsM wrote: »

OP, There's as thread over in the ladies forum entitled "I Rode an urbanite wanker who was useless in the sack"

Anything to do with you?

That's not very nice...

Mike 1972

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

She slept with you on the first night? :eek:

Irish women.

TheZohan wrote: »

He slept with her on the first night? :eek:

Irish men. See how that works?

Youse have an issue with what night other people choose to get between the sheets on ?

<Insert ridiculous generalisation about Irish people>

Micky Dolenz

I had sex once, good times.

Should this be stickied?

HellFireClub

ottostreet wrote: »

LAOIS?!


You're a braver man than I.

He's safe enough, she could have been from Drogheda... :eek::eek::eek:

3 pages in before a hearty..

Well done OP.

mahamageehad

Lol at the title change! :P

smk89

So what op?
I lost my heart to a starship trooper and you don't hear me bragging

Tubsandtiles

I'm pregnant :mad:.

I Love Cheese

High 5

Biggins

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

Nothing. Sheep can't dial phones.

seafood dunleavy

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

Did you put the balls in?

orourkeda

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

f*ck her in the arse

deathrider

Buy new cacks?

CrinkElite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c