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I lost my virginity last night and now I want to tell everyone how awesome I am.

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    #62
    sashafierce
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    #63
    Micky Dolenz
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    sashafierce wrote: »
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    He rode you, didn't he?


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    #64
    sashafierce
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    #65
    highgiant1985
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    Raze_them_all wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

    as soon as I saw this thread this video was the first thing I thought of :D


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    #66
    lcrcboy
    Registered Users Posts: 562 ✭✭✭lcrcboy


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

    dude your hand dosent count


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    #67
    Mackman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    First thing i thought of when i saw the thread title was:

    "Brummytom finally did it"


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    #68
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Mackman wrote: »
    First thing i thought of when i saw the thread title was:

    "Brummytom finally did it"

    Haha me too


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    #69
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Was hoping BrummyTom had started this thread.
    carry on.


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    #70
    hondasam
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    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

    did ye swap underwear ?


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    #71
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Mackman wrote: »
    First thing i thought of when i saw the thread title was:

    "Brummytom finally did it"
    I was hoping it was a drunk thread :(


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    #72
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,925 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6-c2btclEc


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    #73
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    OP, you should go back to Leeson Street with another €5.


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    #74
    Mr. CooL ICE
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    I heard girls from Laois love it when you wipe your knob on the curtain afterwards


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    #75
    [Deleted User]
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    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

    Ask for your number back.

    Tell her she can keep the underpants! :pac:


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    #76
    Jimmy Garlic
    Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ask for your number back.

    Tell her she can keep the underpants! :pac:

    But they were Tommy Hilfiger underpants.


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    #77
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    But they were Tommy Hilfiger underpants.

    you still wearing her underwear


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    #78
    GarethQ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭GarethQ


    Did you get the condom cased so you can have the caption: "First and last time I had sex." Because sheep dont count mate.


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    #79
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Funnily enough I lost my virginity to someone from Laois.

    Actually no, there was nothing remotely funny about it. Carry on.


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    #80
    deathrider
    Registered Users Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    ElaElaElano wrote: »
    Funnily enough I lost my virginity to someone from Laois.

    Actually no, there was nothing remotely funny about it. Carry on.

    Ah, the Laois part is quite funny.


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    #81
    GarethQ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭GarethQ


    I thought it was funny from "I lost my Virginity"


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    #82
    Crann na Beatha
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    #83
    Ban Ki Moon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 319 ✭✭Ban Ki Moon


    Hope you remembered the raincoat, you dont want this to happen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQgdtWlLfXg


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    #84
    123balltv
    Registered Users Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    sex is overated you'l learn this as you get older


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    #85
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    123balltv wrote: »
    sex is overated you'l learn this as you get older
    Not if your doing it right!
    Go back and practise more! :D


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    #86
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Obaraten wrote: »
    empty heads poking fun at laois people irony in itself

    It's the women the are poking fun at not the men :)


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    #87
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    123balltv wrote: »
    sex is overated you'l learn this as you get older

    who told you that lie


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    #88
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    123balltv wrote: »
    sex is overated you'l learn this as you get older

    Thats why viagra was invented :pac:


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    #89
    Jimmy Garlic
    Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    I thought she was impressive, I actually had a great time. On another note, I resent the name change of this thread. I lost my virginity years ago.


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    #90
    123balltv
    Registered Users Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    Thats why viagra was invented :pac:


    I ordered it just now I'll telll yeah it how it works


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    #91
    El Weirdo
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    LordChessington wrote: »
    I heard girls from Laois love it when you wipe your knob on the curtain afterwards
    zuffle v. To wipe one's cock on the curtains after having sex in a posh bird's house.


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