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I lost my virginity last night and now I want to tell everyone how awesome I am.

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    #32
    blackdog2
    Registered Users Posts: 852 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    Pull the pubes and feelings of despair having scraped the bottle of the barrel from in between your teeth


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    #33
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

    Have another heroin sandwich & relax. Oh & mind yourself as you wade through the hundreds of zombie junkies, they'll nick your stash bud.


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    #34
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    OP, There's as thread over in the ladies forum entitled "I Rode an urbanite wanker who was useless in the sack"

    Anything to do with you?


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    #35
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Wait nine months. Also shave your pubes, eyebrows and head. Buy some new jocks too, even if you could get them back, you really shouldn't risk it. You're welcome.


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    #36
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Can we make up some kind of safe-cross code for sexual encounters like this.
    Forgetting how the tune goes but something like….

    Look for a safe plaaace,
    Look for a pretty faaaace,
    Someone from the human raaace…...


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    #37
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    OP, There's as thread over in the ladies forum entitled "I Rode an urbanite wanker who was useless in the sack"

    Anything to do with you?

    That's not very nice...


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    #38
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    She slept with you on the first night? :eek:

    Irish women.
    TheZohan wrote: »
    He slept with her on the first night? :eek:

    Irish men. See how that works?

    Youse have an issue with what night other people choose to get between the sheets on ?

    <Insert ridiculous generalisation about Irish people>


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    #39
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I had sex once, good times.


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    #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Should this be stickied?


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    #41
    HellFireClub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭HellFireClub


    ottostreet wrote: »
    LAOIS?!


    You're a braver man than I.

    He's safe enough, she could have been from Drogheda... :eek::eek::eek:


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    #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    3 pages in before a hearty..

    Well done OP.


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    #43
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Lol at the title change! :P


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    #44
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    So what op?
    I lost my heart to a starship trooper and you don't hear me bragging


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    #45
    Tubsandtiles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Tubsandtiles


    I'm pregnant :mad:.


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    #46
    I Love Cheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭I Love Cheese


    High 5


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    #47
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.
    Nothing. Sheep can't dial phones.


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    #48
    seafood dunleavy
    Registered Users Posts: 760 ✭✭✭seafood dunleavy


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

    Did you put the balls in?


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    #49
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.

    f*ck her in the arse


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    #50
    deathrider
    Registered Users Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Buy new cacks?


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    #51
    CrinkElite
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 890 ✭✭✭CrinkElite


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c


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    #52
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Pics or your still a weergin


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    #53
    Panda General
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Panda General


    Are you sure it wasn't your blow up doll???


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    #54
    Stu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭Stu


    Well she was from Laois, don't be loosing the run of yourself OP and trying it on with Dublin Girls :D. Baby steps, next time chance your arm with a girl from Leitrim and if all goes well, move onto Cavan, Mayo etc and learn all the thick mucka accents as you go, they might come in handy if your blind drunk some night and aren't having much success. Your on the right path though so keep plugging away.


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    #55
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    Well, she was from Laois. I had great craic, now she has my number and underpants. What should I do?.


    maybe troll a bit better somewhere else.


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    #56
    Poor Craythur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I imagine she woke easily, had bread, jam and tae and is now walking towards Busarus thinking to herself: 'Sure isn't the Luas only something like ya see in Blade Runner'.

    :D:D:D:D:D


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    #57
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Well, if you kept the leash you found her tied to, I think you got the better part of the deal. Well done OP!

    *Shudders*


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    #58
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Now that's not very nice .. referring to her as "it".

    I imagine she woke easily, had bread, jam and tae and is now walking towards Busarus thinking to herself: 'Sure isn't the Luas only something like ya see in Blade Runner'.
    As if people from Laois know what Blade Runner is


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    #59
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o


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    #60
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Biggins wrote: »
    Nothing. Sheep can't dial phones.

    That's baaaaaaaa....d :P


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    #61
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    phasers wrote: »
    As if people from Laois know what Blade Runner is

    Sure they do, its just called Harvester Racing


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