What line from the Simpsons will you use when Cowen leaves office?

Piriz · 01-12-2010 11:21PM

Can't sleep, Cowan will eat me!

ValJester · 01-12-2010 11:29PM

Now, I'm going to be sporting here Brian.Explain why you should keep your job without using the letter "e".

bonerm · 01-12-2010 11:32PM

Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Brian Cowen way!

Isn't that the wrong way?

Yeah, but faster!

stupidusername · 01-12-2010 11:35PM

I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats [Fianna Fáil] out of the White House [Dáil] forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

CoalBucket · 01-12-2010 11:41PM

To quote Karl

"I could really go for a military dictator like Juan Peron, when he "disappeared" you, you stayed disappeared"

Lets disappear Cowen and the rest of em.

Dizraeligears · 01-12-2010 11:45PM

How about
F-CK OFF,BRIAN
Did they say that in the Simpsons?

bonerm · 01-12-2010 11:45PM

Carl: Welcome, people of Ireland. As you know, our Taoiseach, Brian Cowen, ain't been seen lately. We're all prayin' he'll turn up soon, alive and well.

All: [laugh]

Carl: All right, all right. But seriously .....

teddy_303 · 01-12-2010 11:45PM

Trying is the first step towards (Fianna) failure - Never try anything!

bonerm · 01-12-2010 11:47PM

Dizraeligears wrote: »

How about
F-CK OFF,BRIAN
Did they say that in the Simpsons?

Possibly. The writing went downhill dramatically after season 8.

Irishpimpdude · 01-12-2010 11:54PM

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save us, Superman!

ChairmanWow · 01-12-2010 11:56PM

Zeppelin rules......

Raekwon · 02-12-2010 12:01AM

Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene'

Ulysses Gaze · 02-12-2010 12:09AM

Cowen turning to Lenihan and Coughlan;

"An election!? That's one of those deals where they close the bars isn't it?""

Cowen on the FF backbench

"Ironic, isn't it? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you."

entropi · 02-12-2010 12:32AM

"That's a paddlin"

talla10 · 02-12-2010 12:32AM

Cowen; Who are you to demand anything??your just a bunch of hicks and...

Aide; Eh election in November!!Election in November!!

Cowen; Again??This stupid country

krudler · 02-12-2010 12:35AM

Brian, why dont you explain to the people what you spent all our money on?

Curse you magic beans!

Oh stop blaming the beans..

Jesus Wept · 02-12-2010 12:39AM

Master of Nothing wrote: »

"That's a paddlin"

Damn you , six minutes too late.

Shake harder boy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrCYX5lxVQo

bnt · 02-12-2010 12:42AM

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"

Yakuza · 02-12-2010 12:48AM

Advice that should have been given to Cowen before meeting the IMF:

First:
When the IMF guy thinks you're going to throw a punch, you throw a glob of mud in his eyes and then you sock him when he's staggering around blinded. And there is nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. And if you get a chance, get him right in the family jewels.

Then:
You gotta scream like a woman and keep sobbing until the other turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back! And then when he's lying on the ground, kick him in the rib, step on his neck and run like hell.

Jesus Wept · 02-12-2010 12:50AM

'This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

talla10 · 02-12-2010 12:52AM

Bertie; Lets just say it moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!

Yakuza · 02-12-2010 12:56AM

talla10 wrote: »

Bertie; Lets just say it moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!

Equally applicable: "Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet."

th3 s1aught3r · 02-12-2010 12:59AM

"Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems"

SeaFields · 02-12-2010 01:01AM

IMF : All we ask is preferential treatment because of our fabulous wealth!
[IMF holds the trillion euro note up.]

Cowen: May I see?

IMF: Ho ho ho, see with your eyes, not with your hands!

Cowen: Please, we are all drinking buddies here!

Angela Merkel: Mr. IMF.. I think we can trust the Taoiseach of Ireland..

IMF: [hands it to Cowen, and waits a couple of seconds.] Now, give it
back...

Cowen: Give what back?
IMF: D'ohh...

Dennis the Stone · 02-12-2010 01:06AM

Cowen: The eating of a good orange is a lot like a successful economy.

Me: Just eat the damn orange!

Flimbos · 02-12-2010 01:07AM

Ooh, the Germans are mad at me! I'm so scared! Ooh the Germans!!" (Mr Burns)

"Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office?" (Apu)

"There's no shame in being a pariah" (Marge)

Mrmoe · 02-12-2010 01:40AM

Gilmore: Oh Brian, when are you going to talk?
Gormley: Well, don't push him. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Cowen: [thinking] What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
[outloud]
Cowen: Takes one to know one.
[thinking]
Cowen: Swish!

Rowley Birkin QC · 02-12-2010 01:42AM

Bake him away toys!

spider_pig · 02-12-2010 01:51AM

lol try listing to it all i dare ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJBKyTfCjCc

TheBunk1 · 02-12-2010 07:54PM

Cast: Homer Simpson as Brian Lenihan
Patty & Selma as the the IMF
Marge as the Irish people

Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by.
Patty: Permission pending. First...light our cigarettes.
Homer: But you're already smoking cig -- [they stub them and take new ones, clearing their throats] You're really pushing it.
Selma: Come on, Homer: you can't spell "obsequious" without I-O-U.
Homer: I'll have to trust you on that.
Patty: Well, Marge was always a good speller...let's ask her.
Homer: No! Don't tell Marge. I'll be good, I'll be good! [lights their cigarettes, then tries to light the IOU]
Patty: Tut tut tut! Just for that, you have to crawl around on the floor like the dog you are.
Homer: [stammers] Yes, ma'am. [gets on all fours] [the twins laugh]
Patty: Now say, "I am Homer Simpson, the lowly dog" -- in a dog's voice.
Homer: I am Homer Simpson...
Patty: Good, good. Jump, Homer, jump!
Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
Homer: [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!
Marge: What's that paper?
Homer: What paper? [reaches for it] [it floats up and lands on top of the light]
Marge: [gasps] Homer! Is this projection accurate? Did you borrow money from my sisters?
Homer: I don't know, Marge, I can't be expected to keep track of all my wheelings and dealings.
Patty: He blew all your savings on jack-o'-lanterns.

What line from the Simpsons will you use when Cowen leaves office?

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