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What line from the Simpsons will you use when Cowen leaves office?

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    #62
    Piriz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭Piriz


    Can't sleep, Cowan will eat me!


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    #63
    ValJester
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭ValJester


    Now, I'm going to be sporting here Brian.Explain why you should keep your job without using the letter "e".


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    #64
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Brian Cowen way!

    Isn't that the wrong way?

    Yeah, but faster!


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    #65
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats [Fianna Fáil] out of the White House [Dáil] forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.


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    #66
    CoalBucket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭CoalBucket


    To quote Karl

    "I could really go for a military dictator like Juan Peron, when he "disappeared" you, you stayed disappeared"

    Lets disappear Cowen and the rest of em.


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    #67
    Dizraeligears
    Registered Users Posts: 241 ✭✭Dizraeligears


    How about
    F-CK OFF,BRIAN
    Did they say that in the Simpsons?


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    #68
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Carl: Welcome, people of Ireland. As you know, our Taoiseach, Brian Cowen, ain't been seen lately. We're all prayin' he'll turn up soon, alive and well.

    All: [laugh]

    Carl: All right, all right. But seriously .....


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    #69
    teddy_303
    Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭teddy_303


    Trying is the first step towards (Fianna) failure - Never try anything!


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    #70
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Dizraeligears wrote: »
    How about
    F-CK OFF,BRIAN
    Did they say that in the Simpsons?

    Possibly. The writing went downhill dramatically after season 8.


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    #71
    Irishpimpdude
    Registered Users Posts: 2,373 ✭✭✭Irishpimpdude


    I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save us, Superman!


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    #72
    ChairmanWow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭ChairmanWow


    Zeppelin rules......


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    #73
    Raekwon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,535 ✭✭✭Raekwon


    Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene'


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    #74
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Cowen turning to Lenihan and Coughlan;

    "An election!? That's one of those deals where they close the bars isn't it?""

    Cowen on the FF backbench

    "Ironic, isn't it? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you."


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    #75
    entropi
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    "That's a paddlin"


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    #76
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    Cowen; Who are you to demand anything??your just a bunch of hicks and...

    Aide; Eh election in November!!Election in November!!

    Cowen; Again??This stupid country


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    #77
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Brian, why dont you explain to the people what you spent all our money on?

    Curse you magic beans!

    Oh stop blaming the beans..


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    #78
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    "That's a paddlin"

    Damn you , six minutes too late. :p


    Shake harder boy!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrCYX5lxVQo


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    #79
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,965 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
    "Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #80
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Advice that should have been given to Cowen before meeting the IMF:

    First:
    When the IMF guy thinks you're going to throw a punch, you throw a glob of mud in his eyes and then you sock him when he's staggering around blinded. And there is nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. And if you get a chance, get him right in the family jewels.

    Then:
    You gotta scream like a woman and keep sobbing until the other turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back! And then when he's lying on the ground, kick him in the rib, step on his neck and run like hell.


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    #81
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    'This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.

    Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.


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    #82
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    Bertie; Lets just say it moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!


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    #83
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    talla10 wrote: »
    Bertie; Lets just say it moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!
    Equally applicable: "Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet."


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    #84
    th3 s1aught3r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,925 ✭✭✭th3 s1aught3r


    "Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems"


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    #85
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    IMF : All we ask is preferential treatment because of our fabulous wealth!
    [IMF holds the trillion euro note up.]

    Cowen: May I see?

    IMF: Ho ho ho, see with your eyes, not with your hands!

    Cowen: Please, we are all drinking buddies here!

    Angela Merkel: Mr. IMF.. I think we can trust the Taoiseach of Ireland..

    IMF: [hands it to Cowen, and waits a couple of seconds.] Now, give it
    back...

    Cowen: Give what back?
    IMF: D'ohh...


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    #86
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Cowen: The eating of a good orange is a lot like a successful economy.

    Me: Just eat the damn orange!


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    #87
    Flimbos
    Registered Users Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Flimbos


    Ooh, the Germans are mad at me! I'm so scared! Ooh the Germans!!" (Mr Burns)

    "Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office?" (Apu)

    "There's no shame in being a pariah" (Marge)


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    #88
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Gilmore: Oh Brian, when are you going to talk?
    Gormley: Well, don't push him. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
    Cowen: [thinking] What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
    [outloud]
    Cowen: Takes one to know one.
    [thinking]
    Cowen: Swish!


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    #89
    Rowley Birkin QC
    Registered Users Posts: 6,221 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    Bake him away toys!


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    #90
    spider_pig
    Registered Users Posts: 1,310 ✭✭✭spider_pig


    lol try listing to it all i dare ya

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJBKyTfCjCc


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    #91
    TheBunk1
    Registered Users Posts: 796 ✭✭✭TheBunk1


    Cast: Homer Simpson as Brian Lenihan
    Patty & Selma as the the IMF
    Marge as the Irish people

    Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
    Homer: Request permission to slink by.
    Patty: Permission pending. First...light our cigarettes.
    Homer: But you're already smoking cig -- [they stub them and take new ones, clearing their throats] You're really pushing it.
    Selma: Come on, Homer: you can't spell "obsequious" without I-O-U.
    Homer: I'll have to trust you on that.
    Patty: Well, Marge was always a good speller...let's ask her.
    Homer: No! Don't tell Marge. I'll be good, I'll be good! [lights their cigarettes, then tries to light the IOU]
    Patty: Tut tut tut! Just for that, you have to crawl around on the floor like the dog you are.
    Homer: [stammers] Yes, ma'am. [gets on all fours] [the twins laugh]
    Patty: Now say, "I am Homer Simpson, the lowly dog" -- in a dog's voice.
    Homer: I am Homer Simpson...
    Patty: Good, good. Jump, Homer, jump!
    Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
    Homer: [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!
    Marge: What's that paper?
    Homer: What paper? [reaches for it] [it floats up and lands on top of the light]
    Marge: [gasps] Homer! Is this projection accurate? Did you borrow money from my sisters?
    Homer: I don't know, Marge, I can't be expected to keep track of all my wheelings and dealings.
    Patty: He blew all your savings on jack-o'-lanterns.


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