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What line from the Simpsons will you use when Cowen leaves office?

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    #32
    Dyr
    Registered Users Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    You go to hell...You go to hell and you DIE

    not simpsons but still


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    #33
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,831 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "Cowan's left office!!"

    "Well. I guess that calls for a celebration."

    Ceeeeeelebration time, COME ON!

    "I will. :)"


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    #34
    shane1992
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭shane1992


    "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"


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    #35
    tommyhaas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,100 ✭✭✭tommyhaas


    Brian Cowen: I hereby declare a state of emergency: Code Black.
    Lenny: Black? That's the worst color there is.
    I]Lenny turns to Carl, his black friend[/I
    Lenny: No offense there, Carl.
    Carl: I get it all the time.


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    #36
    sideswipe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,431 ✭✭✭sideswipe


    Not sure if we should wait till he's out of office for this line-


    The two greatest words in the english language- DEFAULT!


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    #37
    Smeggy
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭Smeggy


    In Rod we trust!!


    When Cowen is replaced by an inanimate carbon rod.....


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    #38
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Cowen: I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T......I mean S-M-A-R-T.


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    #39
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    'You have to hand it to those dolphins. They just wanted it more.'


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    #40
    Zigmund
    Registered Users Posts: 145 ✭✭Zigmund


    It'll be more like :
    Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.

    Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
    Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

    Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.


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    #41
    Duddy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭Duddy


    You can't spell "Dishonourable" without the "Honourable"


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    #42
    dagdha
    Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    Something was said...not good. What was it? "Don't yell at Homer (Cowen)! " No, that's OK. What was it? ...Slow! They called you slow!


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    #43
    dagdha
    Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    You must be stupider than you look...Stupider like a FOX


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    #44
    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,955 ✭✭✭Degag


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    please dont say im the only one who hates the simpsons?

    I don't hate them but when you haven't made a good episode in about ten years, it starts to grate the skin a bit alright.


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    #45
    veryangryman
    Registered Users Posts: 5,544 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    Degag wrote: »
    I don't hate them but when you haven't made a good episode in about ten years, it starts to grate the skin a bit alright.

    Point taken

    **Opens equivalent thread with Family Guy quotes ***

    :pac::pac::pac::pac:


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    #46
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. So, if a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it.


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    #47
    mehfesto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭mehfesto


    If he doesn't go soon, I know which one I'll use.

    'We'll go to America soon. Maybe not today, maybe no tomorrow, but someday...

    ...later that day we set sail for America.'


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    #48
    papajimsmooth
    Registered Users Posts: 779 ✭✭✭papajimsmooth


    My Homer is not a Communist. He May Be a Liar, a Pig, an Idiot, a Communist, but he is not a Porn Star


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    #49
    Elevator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭Elevator


    homer j ; alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of lifes little
    problems

    or

    you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel


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    #50
    cleremy jarkson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    Upon seeing Cowen and Lenihan leave the Dail:

    "I'm seeing double here, four Brians!"


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    #51
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Zigmund wrote: »
    It'll be more like :
    Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.

    Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
    Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

    Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.

    Indeed.
    FF and FG are one and the same on the centre right.
    Labour and the rest are all the same on the centre left (apart from SF and the fringe groups).

    Vote Labour or independent. What's the worst that can happen? We're already bankrupt because of the centre right cronyism.


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    #52
    Astro1996
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Astro1996


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYOBPaB0AQ


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    #53
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Bart: Take him away, boys.
    Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake him away, toys.
    Lou: What'd you say, Chief?
    Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says.


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    #54
    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    "Thats the end of that chapter"

    *flips scarf over shoulder*


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    #55
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,522 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    "and a hot plate"


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    #56
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    Cowen; 'If you don't like your job don't quit. Just go in and do it half assed. Thats the American (irish) way!!'

    Eamon Gilmore; I'm not much on speeches but its so gratifying leaving you in the mess you've created your're screwed goodbye.

    Moe; He's right!He ain't much on speeches


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    #57
    Elohim
    Registered Users Posts: 334 ✭✭Elohim


    A slight paraphrase:

    Ridiculous ministerial pensions for some, reduced dole for others.


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    #58
    dirtyghettokid
    Registered Users Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭dirtyghettokid


    this: http://www.shafted.de/public/Ha%20ha%202.jpg


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    #59
    Elohim
    Registered Users Posts: 334 ✭✭Elohim


    Enda Kenny : We must move forward... not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom.

    Homer : These candidates make me want to vomit in terror.


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    #60
    imwatchingyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭imwatchingyou


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78


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    #61
    stimpson
    Registered Users Posts: 7,815 ✭✭✭stimpson


    You've tried and you've failed. The lesson is: Never try.


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