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What line from the Simpsons will you use when Cowen leaves office?

  • 01-12-2010 7:17pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,660 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    For me it will HAVE to be...

    "Remove the stone of shame! ATTACH the stone of triumph!" :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    "Worst... Taoiseach.. EVER!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "Don't quit your day job Taoiseach.... whatever that is!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,075 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Just this song (0.09 onwards)



  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Looks like those clowns in the dail have done it again, what a bunch of clowns

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,430 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    basquille wrote: »
    "Worst... Taoiseach.. EVER!"

    Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Na na na na...Na na na naaa waaaaeeeeyyyyy, goodbye.


    Or


    You call this ponstan?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Woohoo! /Homer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,763 ✭✭✭Muckie


    "Boy , Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."

    About sum up our Goverment nicely i think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Marge, prepare the celebration ham!
    :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    please dont say im the only one who hates the simpsons?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    If at first you don't succeed then give up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    please dont say im the only one who hates the simpsons?

    You are...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Cowen: 'So, that's it after 20 years? "So long. Good luck?"'

    Me: 'I don't recall saying good luck'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,325 ✭✭✭✭Dozen Wicked Words


    I dont get it, I dont get it, I dont get it, I......dont.....get it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    "Senor Ding-Dong! I thought you were just a marketing gimmick"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    My cat's breath smells like cat food.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Yes, yes .. Cowen's gone, my prays have come true, thank you Superman!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    "Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down!"

    1000th post

    /nostalgia


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,100 ✭✭✭Browney7


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmgbBSuaYr8

    Imagine he did something like this


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭ilovelamp2000


    It's not a spoken line but Mayor Quimby's seal on his office wall contains the following - "Corruptus in Extremis"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    boo-urns


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    2ex4vo9.png

    This party’s just gettin’ STARRRRRTED!




  • Haa Haa


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Selma: Her legend will live forever.
    Homer's Brain: Yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman.
    Homer: Hah hah hah, LEGEND OF THE DOG-FACED WOMAN! Oh that's good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Dj Stiggie


    I can see this happen on the steps of Leinster House:

    Brian: As your Taoiseach for life...

    Assembled mob: Taoiseach for life? Wha'?

    Brain: You have to read those ballots people!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,338 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    You failed, Cowan. What is it with you and failure?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Roro4Brit


    So we'll march day and night,
    By the big cooling tower,
    They have the plant,
    But we have the power.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    People: He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent, Freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent, Drinking and driving, narcotic possession and that's just page one of his ten page confession!

    Judge: I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,
    But this is Ireland and you're rich and famous!


    Cowen: I'm checking in.
    All: He's checking in.
    Cowen: I'm checking in,
    All: Checking Checking In,
    Cowen: No more pills or alcohol,
    No more pot or Demorol,
    No more stinking fun at all,
    I'm checking in.
    All: He's checking in, He's checking in.
    Doctor: No more looking pale and fat,
    No more bugs beneath your skin.
    Cowen: Hey, that's just my aspirin.
    All: Chuck it out, you're checking in!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Eutow


    Now, let's all get drunk & play ping-pong!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    You go to hell...You go to hell and you DIE

    not simpsons but still


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,338 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "Cowan's left office!!"

    "Well. I guess that calls for a celebration."

    Ceeeeeelebration time, COME ON!

    "I will. :)"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21 shane1992


    "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,100 ✭✭✭tommyhaas


    Brian Cowen: I hereby declare a state of emergency: Code Black.
    Lenny: Black? That's the worst color there is.
    I]Lenny turns to Carl, his black friend[/I
    Lenny: No offense there, Carl.
    Carl: I get it all the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,433 ✭✭✭sideswipe


    Not sure if we should wait till he's out of office for this line-


    The two greatest words in the english language- DEFAULT!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭Smeggy


    In Rod we trust!!


    When Cowen is replaced by an inanimate carbon rod.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Cowen: I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T......I mean S-M-A-R-T.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    'You have to hand it to those dolphins. They just wanted it more.'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭Zigmund


    It'll be more like :
    Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.

    Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
    Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

    Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭Duddy


    You can't spell "Dishonourable" without the "Honourable"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    Something was said...not good. What was it? "Don't yell at Homer (Cowen)! " No, that's OK. What was it? ...Slow! They called you slow!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    You must be stupider than you look...Stupider like a FOX


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,984 ✭✭✭Degag


    please dont say im the only one who hates the simpsons?

    I don't hate them but when you haven't made a good episode in about ten years, it starts to grate the skin a bit alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,660 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    Degag wrote: »
    I don't hate them but when you haven't made a good episode in about ten years, it starts to grate the skin a bit alright.

    Point taken

    **Opens equivalent thread with Family Guy quotes ***

    :pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. So, if a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭mehfesto


    If he doesn't go soon, I know which one I'll use.

    'We'll go to America soon. Maybe not today, maybe no tomorrow, but someday...

    ...later that day we set sail for America.'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 779 ✭✭✭papajimsmooth


    My Homer is not a Communist. He May Be a Liar, a Pig, an Idiot, a Communist, but he is not a Porn Star


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭Elevator


    homer j ; alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of lifes little
    problems

    or

    you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    Upon seeing Cowen and Lenihan leave the Dail:

    "I'm seeing double here, four Brians!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Zigmund wrote: »
    It'll be more like :
    Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.

    Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
    Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

    Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.

    Indeed.
    FF and FG are one and the same on the centre right.
    Labour and the rest are all the same on the centre left (apart from SF and the fringe groups).

    Vote Labour or independent. What's the worst that can happen? We're already bankrupt because of the centre right cronyism.


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