What line from the Simpsons will you use when Cowen leaves office?

Gannicus

The first economic result.... Cowen; Brian
I WON, I WON.
No, no Brian. This means you failing the Irish
Me fail The Irish. That's unpossible

Gannicus

This just sums up Brian Cowen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrOZGW8SUw4

danh789

Kenny said the Government would crack any minute now. Purple monkey dishwasher.

Bonkers_xOx

MONO-


D'OH!

Ulysses Gaze

Homer= Cowen
Mr Burns= IMF

Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns.

Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right. You won more than you
bargained for.

Homer: Woo-hoo!

massdebater

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

please dont say im the only one who hates the simpsons?

No you're not. The Simpson's is shíte.

The only thing I hate more than The Simpson's is threads about politics :mad:





*wonders why I clicked into this thread in the first place*

Gunsfortoys

massdebater wrote: »

The only thing I hate more than The Simpson's is threads about politics :mad:





*wonders why I clicked into this thread in the first place*

But you are a massdebater

massdebater

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

But you are a massdebater

I debate mass related issues :pac:

Gunsfortoys

massdebater wrote: »

I debate mass related issues :pac:

I have a mass related issue, my penis is too big.:pac:

Truley

*the garbage man can!*

massdebater

Gunsfortoys wrote: »

I have a mass related issue, my penis is too big.:pac:

That is a mass related issue alright, you should take it to your local priest






*This is so far off topic*

sassa

welcome to dumpsville population you!

talla10

IMF; Heard your game is crooked

Cowen; He-he and how!!

IMF; Hate to shut you boys down maybe we could come to some understanding?

Cowen (Blankly); I understand

IMF; Ok I'm gonna put it like this. I'm looking for a bill. Have you seen any bill's here?

Cowen; No (point to Lenihan) He's Brian

IMF; Ok thats it I'm shutting this country down.

Public; What happened to our country?

Cowen; IMF took it.

Public; WHAT??Why didnt you bribe them?

Cowen; I was trying to but the oppertunity never came up!

KnifeWRENCH

Cowen, Kenny and Gilmore: "It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed."

MrMatisse

If you think thats bad, dont look around!


(One where homer becomes sanitation commisioner and the native americans are talking at the end)

El Siglo

Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies.

veryangryman

Well...its happened now

Good time for a bump

bonerm

Cowen : "Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.""

karlog

Chaotic_Forces

Uh... what's the IMF? (I don't have a feckin' clue about politics for the most part).

As for lines...

Willy (as Cowen the day after he gets kicked out at the corner): I reviewed the new tractors! They're all shi*e!

One of us average joes being offered the job as Cowen's replacement: how can you live like this?! All you do is mate and eat and lay around in your own filth and mate and eat and... where do I sign up?

My line(s) will be talking to a Garda:
Garda: Well, let's see here. According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution...
Me: Yeah.
Garda: frequent problems with alcohol...
Me: [nervously] Yeah.
Garda: ...beat up Taoiseach Cowen?!
Me: FORMER Taoiseach Cowen.

Or

*100% paraphrased*

Judge: By authority of the Country of Ireland, I hereby confer upon you
the title of Taoiseach and the removal of Brian Cowen from history, as well as his past, present, future.
New Taoiseach: Okay.
Judge: And I further decree that everything will be just like it was
before all this happened! And no one will ever mention it
again... under penalty of torture.

Xivilai

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.