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Princess Peach wrote: »
testicle wrote: »
This thread is a thanks-whore's wet dream!
whiskeyman wrote: »
Because they love a good thumbs up...
mcdoogle wrote: »
Idiot ex girlfriend put her bed back together upside down with the the hard bit that supports the mattress on the ground and the soft bit that has no support under the mattress. The mattress was very thin as well. (no idea why she had taken it apart, think she was painting the room or something)
One night shortly after starting to see each other we did the deed on her bed. The mattress crashed through the bed and resulted in us struggling to get out of the remains of the bed when her da came running in to see what happened.......
Was an interesting year!
sacramento wrote: »
It took them a year to free you!?
Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
I was having sex with a woman once and then suddenly I realise that I am Ted Bundy and that she had been dead for over a year!
Boy, was my face read!
Pocketfizz wrote: »
Me and my boyfriend got caught by guards one night doing some naughty stuff.
The_Minister wrote: »
Be honest, who else immediately thought of the Chilean miners?
Alaskimo-cake wrote: »
Me on top, being quite enthusiastic... til I pitched forward a little too hard and hit my head off the wall. Knocked clean out. When I came round had no idea what had happened, but thankfully had the presence of mind to persuade my bf not to bring me to A&E, seeing as I was a nurse there at the time!
Misanthrope wrote: »
It's not really sexual but, I was in the living room trying to remove an ingrown hair from my back passage using a cucumber, when my wife and kids came home unexpectedly early from shopping and saw me.
Now they're all convinced I'm gay because the Tivo just happened to be paused on a Baywatch episode where David Hasselhoff is in the shower and Barbara Streisand just happened to be playing on the hi fi.
My best friend Ted was very offended and simply put his clothes on picked up his cucumber and left without saying a word.Never saw him again:mad:
twebb wrote: »
dont know how to thank threads/posts but i have to say that made me laugh... lordy
steve06 wrote: »
I presume he just let you fall down and he continued while you were out for the count?