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Embarrassing sexual antics

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    #32
    Princess Peach
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    Gag reflex....


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    #33
    Asphyxia
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    Me and my boyfriend got caught by guards one night doing some naughty stuff.


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    #34
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,202 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Chair fell on her head halfway through :D

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #35
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Gag reflex....

    thats sexy ya weirdo


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    #36
    stevoslice
    Registered Users Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭stevoslice


    mate of mine tore his frenulum, twice. Serious ouchies!


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    #37
    spitfireIRL
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Gag reflex....

    Did ya gawk?!:eek:


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    #38
    Nulty
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    I thought the "wrong hole" was a common one...obviously not :o


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    #39
    stryker mcqueen
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    Just as i came i let a god awful fart :o ( still my girlfriend 1 year later :cool: )


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    #40
    Misanthrope
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    It's not really sexual but, I was in the living room trying to remove an ingrown hair from my back passage using a cucumber, when my wife and kids came home unexpectedly early from shopping and saw me.

    Now they're all convinced I'm gay because the Tivo just happened to be paused on a Baywatch episode where David Hasselhoff is in the shower and Barbara Streisand just happened to be playing on the hi fi.

    My best friend Ted was very offended and simply put his clothes on picked up his cucumber and left without saying a word.Never saw him again:mad:


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    #41
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    I ****ed my neck up in the middle of roiding last summer. Absolute agony. Trapped a nerve in my neck and had to get her to drop me home. Awkward having her help me in the door of my ma's gaff(was temporarily living back there) and having to introduce them. The ma was a bit shocked as I was 21 at the time and the girl was about 30...


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    #42
    policarp
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    A fiend of a friend got caught in a vaginismus situation.
    Had to get another friend to call the doctor to have them uncoupled...


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    #43
    Deus Ex Machina
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    I was having sex with a woman once and then suddenly I realise that I am Ted Bundy and that she had been dead for over a year!

    Boy, was my face red!


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    #44
    bronte
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    I am a klutz.
    I came over all stepford wife one Sunday morning and brought himself breakfast in bed....just to be nice like.
    Anyway...I started kissing him and after a while one thing led to another.
    Long story short I knocked his damn cup of coffee that had been on the bedside table all over his boy-parts.

    Poor fcuker. :o


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    #45
    pickarooney
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    Kitten decided to launch an attack on my shiny white ass.


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    #46
    testicle
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    This thread is a thanks-whore's wet dream!


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    #47
    whiskeyman
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    testicle wrote: »
    This thread is a thanks-whore's wet dream!

    Because they love a good thumbs up...


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    #48
    shebango
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭shebango


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Because they love a good thumbs up...

    Da dummm tsssshhhhhh


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    #49
    The_Minister
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    mcdoogle wrote: »
    Idiot ex girlfriend put her bed back together upside down with the the hard bit that supports the mattress on the ground and the soft bit that has no support under the mattress. The mattress was very thin as well. (no idea why she had taken it apart, think she was painting the room or something)

    One night shortly after starting to see each other we did the deed on her bed. The mattress crashed through the bed and resulted in us struggling to get out of the remains of the bed when her da came running in to see what happened.......

    Was an interesting year!
    sacramento wrote: »
    It took them a year to free you!?


    Be honest, who else immediately thought of the Chilean miners?


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    #50
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    I was having sex with a woman once and then suddenly I realise that I am Ted Bundy and that she had been dead for over a year!

    Boy, was my face read!

    At least it was a woman son.


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    #51
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    Pocketfizz wrote: »
    Me and my boyfriend got caught by guards one night doing some naughty stuff.

    Was there a gimp and a basement involved?I hope so.


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    #52
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,097 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    The_Minister wrote: »
    Be honest, who else immediately thought of the Chilean miners?

    I was thinking about the Galway U-21s, but that's a whole other story.


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    #53
    Conor Bourke
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    Me on top, being quite enthusiastic... til I pitched forward a little too hard and hit my head off the wall. Knocked clean out. When I came round had no idea what had happened, but thankfully had the presence of mind to persuade my bf not to bring me to A&E, seeing as I was a nurse there at the time!


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    #54
    smash
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    Alaskimo-cake wrote: »
    Me on top, being quite enthusiastic... til I pitched forward a little too hard and hit my head off the wall. Knocked clean out. When I came round had no idea what had happened, but thankfully had the presence of mind to persuade my bf not to bring me to A&E, seeing as I was a nurse there at the time!
    I presume he just let you fall down and he continued while you were out for the count?


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    #55
    FoxT
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    A whole new meaning to 'giving head'


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    #56
    twebb
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    Misanthrope wrote: »
    It's not really sexual but, I was in the living room trying to remove an ingrown hair from my back passage using a cucumber, when my wife and kids came home unexpectedly early from shopping and saw me.

    Now they're all convinced I'm gay because the Tivo just happened to be paused on a Baywatch episode where David Hasselhoff is in the shower and Barbara Streisand just happened to be playing on the hi fi.

    My best friend Ted was very offended and simply put his clothes on picked up his cucumber and left without saying a word.Never saw him again:mad:

    dont know how to thank threads/posts but i have to say that made me laugh... lordy


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    #57
    policarp
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    twebb wrote: »
    dont know how to thank threads/posts but i have to say that made me laugh... lordy

    Just click on the thumb up icon, bottom right of post...


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    #58
    Mackman
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    Myself and the ex were gettin jiggy one night, while i was down below she got very excited and farted, the pong was horrible :(

    Waited for it to dissapate, then finished the deed :cool:


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    #59
    longhalloween
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    Ex of mine busted her head on the shelf above my bed.

    And i thought those were good moans...


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    #60
    policarp
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    testicle wrote: »
    This thread is a thanks-whore's wet dream!

    You must have some good stories.
    One testicle an' all that.


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    #61
    Conor Bourke
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    steve06 wrote: »
    I presume he just let you fall down and he continued while you were out for the count?

    AH answer: Yes
    Real answer: no, the poor fooker got an awful fright. I came round to myself within seconds but was horribly confused. He lived 2 hrs away so we didn't get to see each other as much as we'd have liked. When I came round the last thing I could remember was coming home from a 12 hour shift and being too tired to go out and talking to him on msn. Next thing I know we're nekkit in my room and I've a horrid sore head but I should be out in the pub. Very confusing :pac:


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