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The things us women have to go through.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Arrrggghhhh, wimmin, please step away from the keyboard, the images, the images.

    <rocks slowly in corner, head in hands>


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    steve06 wrote: »
    @alwaysadub: Were you biting your lip and rolling your eyes too?

    I was trying my best not to. :pac:


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Is this the equivalent to us getting hard-ons randomly? Because I was hoping for some sort of female equivalent.


  • Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I was trying my best not to. :pac:


    Male or female doc? And were they hot? :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    sacramento wrote: »
    Is this the equivalent to us getting hard-ons randomly? Because I was hoping for some sort of female equivalent.

    Random hard-ons are meant to be random right? as in for no reason? well then it wouldn't be the same, as the OP said she was thinking about a man... :confused:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Male or female doc? And were they hot? :P

    Female, nope :(


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    I heard that his nickname around the bathhouses is acorn...


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I heard that his nickname around the bathhouses is acorn...

    That's why she's all about the bollocks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    sacramento wrote: »
    That's why she's all about the bollocks.


    Too right, nothing like a nice set of hairy bollocks swinging like a pendulum to get the day going


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Feeona wrote: »
    Too right, nothing like a nice set of hairy bollocks swinging like a pendulum to get the day going

    We should talk.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    This thread is gross. Yuk.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    sacramento wrote: »
    We should talk.

    PM me ;)


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Feeona wrote: »
    PM me ;)


    Pm sent, can't wait to tell the kids one day about how we met.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    sacramento wrote: »
    Pm sent, can't wait to tell the kids one day about how we met.


    I think you're coming too soon Sacramento. Hold your horses :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Feeona wrote: »
    I think you're coming too soon Sacramento. Hold your horses :p
    Sacramento has premature coming issues you say....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Michael_Buble - Michael Bub..ble - Good read;)


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    steve06 wrote: »
    Sacramento has premature coming issues you say....


    Women are impressed by speed, didn't you know that!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    sacramento wrote: »
    Women are impressed by speed, didn't you know that!?
    Was it house of pain who said "I don't wear condoms because my bitch doesn't like the smell of burning rubber..."


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭Misticles


    I went for a smear the other day and while I was lying on my back - legs asunder, yanno the typical Friday night way :pac:, I was not thinking of Mr Bubble, as much as I like him, he was nowhere near my head!

    What I was thinking....

    What the hell is she gonna say now :rolleyes:

    As last time I was there, she grilled me about my gardening ettiquette!

    Asking was I doing it for me or my partner?

    Before I even answered, she was implying my partner was some kind of paedophile for liking it hairless!! :eek:

    She kept schtum this time :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Misticles wrote: »
    Before I even answered, she was implying my partner was some kind of paedophile for liking it hairless!! :eek:

    She kept schtum this time :D

    Why, did you forget to shave?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Misticles wrote: »
    I went for a smear the other day and while I was lying on my back - legs asunder, yanno the typical Friday night way :pac:, I was not thinking of Mr Bubble, as much as I like him, he was nowhere near my head!

    What I was thinking....

    What the hell is she gonna say now :rolleyes:

    As last time I was there, she grilled me about my gardening ettiquette!

    Asking was I doing it for me or my partner?

    Before I even answered, she was implying my partner was some kind of paedophile for liking it hairless!! :eek:

    She kept schtum this time :D
    Aaaaagh! TMI!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Misticles wrote: »
    As last time I was there, she grilled me about my gardening ettiquette!

    Anyone else think that the gynecological lady was really talking about gardening? :p

    What's happened to my filthy brain, it's all squeaky clean today.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    Kiera wrote: »
    Aaaaagh! TMI!

    NEI!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Kiera wrote: »
    Aaaaagh! TMI!
    Not enough to be honest... I think pics are needed!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Anyone else think that the gynecological lady was really talking about gardening? :p

    What's happened to my filthy brain, it's all squeaky clean today.

    You've probably overloaded the filthy part of your brain-now you're left with a very small clean one. Ha hate that! :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,257 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    What was this thread about again?

    Can't do any work now thinking about bald fannys


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    steve06 wrote: »
    Was it house of pain who said "I don't wear condoms because my bitch doesn't like the smell of burning rubber..."

    No, I think it was your father


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Misticles wrote: »

    As last time I was there, she grilled me about my gardening ettiquette!

    Asking was I doing it for me or my partner?

    Clearly she is old and not getting any!

    And is she used to ladies not cleaning up for the gyno visit??


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭Misticles


    steve06 wrote: »
    Why, did you forget to shave?

    Nope, think she knew from my reaction before :D
    Kiera wrote: »
    Aaaaagh! TMI!

    ha very liberal definition of TMI :pac:
    Clearly she is old and not getting any!

    And is she used to ladies not cleaning up for the gyno visit??

    She is oldish - really long hair-- surprise surprise :D

    Maybe some go in all hairy and smeggy, eeeeewwwwwww


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