We're 14th in the world for penis size

knird evol · 19-09-2010 11:36PM

are these numbers width or lenght

galwayrush · 19-09-2010 11:36PM

Ghost Train wrote: »

University Galway seems to have done a proper study in 1999

the average Irish penis is 5 inches +/- 2.2inches

Smallest Korea at 3.8
Largest Congo 7.1
http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

The Mayo and Roscommon people realy brought down our average.:pac:

mufcboy1999 · 19-09-2010 11:36PM

im of to malaysia with my 7+ inchs of steel, il be like god to the malasian women:D

adamski8 · 19-09-2010 11:37PM

Blikes wrote: »

for the same reason you found it interesting enough to click on the topic, read my post, and reply i suppose!

your secretly gay?
well you've gone and outed us both now, well done!

anniehoo · 19-09-2010 11:39PM

knird evol wrote: »

are these numbers width or lenght

A 7.59er is not comin anywhere near me if its width...

starlit · 19-09-2010 11:40PM

I don't really care what size a guys is its not a measure of his personality and its not a measure of how good in the sack that he can be. A bit of raw talent and looking at behind is better indicator!

Superbus · 19-09-2010 11:40PM

Relevant xkcd comic.

Scuid Mhór · 19-09-2010 11:42PM

don't care.

bryaner · 19-09-2010 11:45PM

Thats a load of cock..

anniehoo · 19-09-2010 11:45PM

snuggles285 wrote: »

I don't really care what size a guys is its not a measure of his personality

You're right there

wrote:

its not a measure of how good in the sack that he can be.

and totally wrong there. It DOES matter lads...end of!

Bob the Seducer · 19-09-2010 11:45PM

anniehoo wrote: »

I can tell ya for a FACT...Italys measurements is NOT true.

You must have been quite busy on holiday to establish that fact!

mufcboy1999 · 19-09-2010 11:46PM

anniehoo wrote: »

I can tell ya for a FACT...Italys measurements is NOT true.

you just described yourself as a slut in my eyes:D joke but it does sound like a slut thing to say

BluesBerry · 19-09-2010 11:49PM

Willies *giggles*

starlit · 19-09-2010 11:50PM

Well a fine pair of legs and nice bum would do me but put it like that, if he needs to keep it up long enough and keep the distance, size has nothing to do with how good he be in bed. Its how he uses it will make the difference, size has nothing to do with it. If he can satisfy a woman no matter what size, size shouldn't matter.

minidazzler · 19-09-2010 11:51PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Those poor Malasian women!

It's ok, they have tiny vagina's.

TBH, I am quite happy with mine, but if a woman mocks your cock you can just say she's a dirty hoor with a wizards sleeve.

snuggles285 wrote: »

Well a fine pair of legs and nice bum would do me but put it like that, if he needs to keep it up long enough and keep the distance, size has nothing to do with how good he be in bed. Its how he uses it will make the difference, size has nothing to do with it. If he can satisfy a woman no matter what size, size shouldn't matter.

Go out and find a guy with something less than 4 inches and see if you say the same! He mgiht be good at other things, but would probably be quite useless with actual sex!

Ghost Train · 19-09-2010 11:51PM

galwayrush wrote: »

The Mayo and Roscommon people realy brought down our average.:pac:

Did you take part in this Galway study, if had taken place in Dublin the results would have been better (longer)

anniehoo · 19-09-2010 11:54PM

snuggles285 wrote: »

If he can satisfy a woman no matter what size, size shouldn't matter.

No it shouldnt matter...but it does. Im a slut havent ya heard

Lads just dont like to be told that size "does matter".

mufcboy1999 · 19-09-2010 11:54PM

snuggles285 wrote: »

Well a fine pair of legs and nice bum would do me but put it like that, if he needs to keep it up long enough and keep the distance, size has nothing to do with how good he be in bed. Its how he uses it will make the difference, size has nothing to do with it. If he can satisfy a woman no matter what size, size shouldn't matter.

thats all well and good but you cant you make love to a pair of legs and a mans arse:D you need the cockatron for that ladies

starlit · 19-09-2010 11:58PM

I wouldn't know as ive never made love to a man

but sure the bum and legs can do other things?

ilovesleep · 19-09-2010 11:58PM

Forget about size. I want to know what country has the hairiest men.

minidazzler · 20-09-2010 12:00AM

snuggles285 wrote: »

I wouldn't know as ive never made love to a man but sure the bum and legs can do other things?

That's fine, I've never made love to a woman. Fcuked a few, never made love though!

I assume we're in the same boat? hah

starlit · 20-09-2010 12:00AM

ilovesleep wrote: »

Forget about size. I want to know what country has the hairiest men.

let me guess somewhere in europe or the far east?

mufcboy1999 · 20-09-2010 12:01AM

snuggles285 wrote: »

I wouldn't know as ive never made love to a man but sure the bum and legs can do other things?

ye sh*t and walk , iz u a lezzie (ali g voice) joke:)

Boxoffrogs · 20-09-2010 12:03AM

4 inches is very small and wouldn't be adequate to satisfy most females, apologies to the minuscule minority of Irish guys who fall into this category. Girth is much more important though, no good owning an 8 inch ding-a-ling that doesn't touch the sides:p

starlit · 20-09-2010 12:04AM

minidazzler wrote: »

That's fine, I've never made love to a woman. Fcuked a few, never made love though! I assume we're in the same boat? hah

Iv not popped ya know what but I like men just never had s...x or haven't given anything beyond a hj. in the same boat i'm confused? never done oral or anal if thats what you mean? I'm not a lesbo would rather the real thing belonging to the male species!

minidazzler · 20-09-2010 12:05AM

snuggles285 wrote: »

Iv not popped ya know what but I like men just never had s...x or haven't given anything beyond a hj. in the same boat i'm confused? never done oral or aurl if thats what you mean? I'm not a lesbo would rather the real thing belonging to the male species!

:eek: Why the fcuk not? One of lifes simple pleasures!

Go for it!

TheRiddler · 20-09-2010 12:07AM

snuggles285 wrote: »

I wouldn't know as ive never made love to a man but sure the bum and legs can do other things?

I know why you are a virgin. You are a hideous wilderbeast sent from hell to destroy us all with your ugliness. Goodbye everyone

Prof.Badass · 20-09-2010 12:08AM

Average penis sizes are notoriously difficult to work out because of differing proportions of people allowing themselves to be measured. When you allow people to self report you throw all accuracy out the window.

The only thing the ridiculous results from this study proves is the shocking level of patheticness in many men, feeling they need to lie about their penis size (to an anomynous survey

)

anniehoo · 20-09-2010 12:08AM

snuggles285 wrote: »

Iv not popped ya know what but I like men just never had s...x or haven't given anything beyond a hj.

Why in jaysus are ye sayin size doesnt matter then??? Ah girl...without sounding like "a slut" try a few sizes out and then come back and tell us whats good.

/i sound like a slut now christ...

Joey the lips · 20-09-2010 12:09AM

Makes no difference how big an irish mans is... Irish women dont know what to do with them.....

Ok Ok Ok so i am jelious..... I think i personally rank on the bottom of that list anyway so fook me who took this survey anyway..

We're 14th in the world for penis size

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