We're 14th in the world for penis size

2 stroke · 20-09-2010 12:52am

The figures are skewed, I was in Denmark when the survey was taken.

daithi09 · 20-09-2010 12:53am

but not this

http://media.photobucket.com/image/tits/im_not_messy_im_creative/tits.jpg

minidazzler · 20-09-2010 12:59am

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

hiyiz o/

i'm here for the cock

Well then, Cockledoodledoo

Armadillo · 20-09-2010 1:16am

Where do the poles come?

minidazzler · 20-09-2010 1:21am

Armadillo wrote: »

Where do the poles come?

On her back.

DarkJager · 20-09-2010 1:26am

bull****! I'm 1.5 foot of pure hardcore. **** this poll!

starlit · 20-09-2010 1:28am

minidazzler wrote: »

That's just him being a small willied cnut TBH. Nothing to do with the "I enjoy sex" mindset.

I just haven't met a guy that hasn't respected me enough, I just have trust issues I suppose. The guy doesn't necessarily have to be the one but its not like I will wait until marriage like. I just not into short term things that go no where, would rather be seeing someone or at least fancy the person, if we were in love with each other that would be a bonus.

CorkMan · 20-09-2010 1:37am

daithi09 wrote: »

but not this

http://media.photobucket.com/image/tits/im_not_messy_im_creative/tits.jpg

Does he have a vagina?

a-k-47 · 20-09-2010 2:14am

isnt the avg size of the cock supposed to be 5.5 inches erect?. Ive a huge mickey so i dont care.

...

policarp · 20-09-2010 2:28am

So it's a racist thing again!
Black is BIGGER Than White.
But is white better than blue?

policarp · 20-09-2010 2:33am

Armadillo wrote: »

Where do the poles come?

Poland..

super_furry · 20-09-2010 2:36am

There's a distinct lack of African countries there.

Tar.Aldarion · 20-09-2010 4:58am

lol at the 'averages'

also, boooooobs!

FlutterinBantam · 20-09-2010 8:31am

snuggles285 wrote: »

I just haven't met a guy that hasn't respected me enough, I just have trust issues I suppose. The guy doesn't necessarily have to be the one but its not like I will wait until marriage like. I just not into short term things that go no where, would rather be seeing someone or at least fancy the person, if we were in love with each other that would be a bonus.

Look missus, some day you will meet a lad who will bang a ripe shiny pulsing bellend up your 'council gritter'.

You'll be a new woman after that.

Now get loobed up and go out and enjoy yourself, you'll be dead long enough:mad:

Wompa1 · 20-09-2010 9:28am

orourkeda wrote: »

Nigeria would be top of the list then

According to a dubious documentary I saw on Channel 4 before Africans on average are not as well endowed as made to believe. Apparently Middle Eastern men are hung like race horses

--Kaiser-- · 20-09-2010 10:51am

A man goes into the library and asks the woman behind the counter....

'can i have the book for fellas with small cocks'
'its not in yet' she says
'yeah thats the one' says the bloke

rubadub · 20-09-2010 11:27am

diddledum wrote: »

4 inches is very small and wouldn't be adequate to satisfy most females, apologies to the minuscule minority of Irish guys who fall into this category.

It would not be such a minority, I remember reading on a urology site that a sizeable percentage would be 4"

a-k-47 wrote: »

isnt the avg size of the cock supposed to be 5.5 inches erect?. Ive a huge mickey so i dont care. ...

It is very likely to be under 5". The 6" figure you usually here came about since before "internet penis" people had "postal penis", where they got to lie about the size of their cock. The sexologist Kinsey let men measure their own penis and home and mail in the results, and who would have thunk it, they are more likely to exaggerate and came up with 6". In self measured surveys results are always higher, and most doctor/nurse measured results are also seriously flawed -since it is far more likely that a well hung guy will be more than willing to let a nurse measure his cock, and no doubt the small guys would not volunteer so results are seriously skewed. I expect if you went onto grafton street with a scales and asked women to volunteer to be weighed then you would get a result far below the real average.

The only believable result/study was done on Italian soldiers where they were forced to take part. The average was under 4.9", this is also probably unfair/skewed since soldiers are probably more likely to have higher testosterone and generally be more manly/athletic so I would expect they are bigger than average, I would also expect a guy with a small flute would be so self concious he would not even dream of joining the army and having to face communal showers. They would also have lower bodyfat levels than the average population, and bodyfat will reduce the length as it gets hidden further in the body. You are said to lose an incher per Xkg of fat put on.