Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
If we do not hit our goal we will be forced to close the site.

Current status: https://keepboardsalive.com/

Annual subs are best for most impact. If you are still undecided on going Ad Free - you can also donate using the Paypal Donate option. All contribution helps. Thank you.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.

We're 14th in the world for penis size

  • 19-09-2010 11:08PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭


    Found this interesting. Taken from Manhuntdaily.com (Explicit images on the other parts of the site. Be Warned)
    Have you ever wondered which country is home to the largest penises? In a quest to find the answer, we’ve taken data from forty of Manhunt‘s top markets, and the results are extremely revealing! Denmark leads the pack with an average size of 7.59 inches. This is particularly amusing, given they’re the nation with the largest percentage of bottoms.
    Malaysia ranks at the bottom of the list with 6.08 inches. Though this may imply Malaysian men aren’t packing much below the waist, it probably just means they’re the most honest of the bunch. But that’s just our opinion! What conclusions do you draw from all of these numbers?
    - Dewitt
    For the full list of countries included, follow the JUMP:
    Denmark – 7.59
    Italy – 7.44
    Sweden – 7.44
    Australia – 7.41
    Netherlands – 7.41
    Belgium – 7.39
    England – 7.38
    Switzerland – 7.37
    USA – 7.37
    Greece – 7.37
    Dominican Republic – 7.36
    France – 7.36
    New Zealand – 7.35
    Ireland – 7.33
    Panama – 7.32
    Spain – 7.31
    Canada – 7.3
    Cuba – 7.28
    Israel – 7.27
    Portugal – 7.26
    Brazil – 7.25
    Egypt – 7.22
    South Africa – 7.21
    Germany – 7.21
    Argentina – 7.21
    Chile – 7.19
    Colombia – 7.19
    Russia – 7.17
    Costa Rica – 7.14
    Venezuela – 7.11
    South Korea – 6.98
    Peru – 6.95
    Mexico – 6.89
    China – 6.86
    Thailand – 6.82
    India – 6.74
    Taiwan – 6.56
    Indonesia – 6.54
    Philippines – 6.14
    Malaysia – 6.08
    (All measurements are in inches)
    Tagged:


«134

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    The danes are the biggest pricks in the world?

    Who'd have thought it.

    Running around with their 7.59 inch mickeys hanging out of them.

    p.s are they horns or floppies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭Sabre0001


    Lot of liars out there....

    And we all know that what really matters is e-Penis size!

    🤪



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    / books a one way ticket to Denmark..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    First for being able spin a yarn tho.... ;)










    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,503 ✭✭✭adamski8


    Blikes wrote: »
    Found this interesting. Taken from Manhuntdaily.com (Explicit images on the other parts of the site. Be Warned)
    why?


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    orourkeda wrote: »
    The danes are the biggest pricks in the world?

    Who'd have thought it.

    Running around with their 7.59 inch mickeys hanging out of them.

    p.s are they horns or floppies

    mmmmmmMMmmm, vikings :pac::p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭KINGVictor


    Lies, lies , lies etc


    I watch enough porn to know that list is highly skewed!!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Blikes


    adamski8 wrote: »
    why?

    for the same reason you found it interesting enough to click on the topic, read my post, and reply i suppose!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    KINGVictor wrote: »
    Lies, lies , lies etc


    I watch enough porn to know that list is highly skewed!!!:D

    Nigeria would be top of the list then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Denmark leads the pack with an average size of 7.59 inches. This is particularly amusing, given they’re the nation with the largest percentage of bottoms.

    The largest percentage of bottoms? What the f*ck does that mean? :confused:


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭KINGVictor


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Nigeria would be top of the list then


    Haha!!

    Nice one, but unfortunately I cannot comment on that. I will leave that to the true judges!....ask around!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭Sofa King Great


    So why exactly were you on that site??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    The largest percentage of bottoms? What the f*ck does that mean? :confused:


    That they're the biggest assholes as well as pricks?

    Or maybe not everyone has a bottom in different countries...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Im assuming these figures are when at full mast.

    Awkward enough getting a bone with a load of scientists gawking at you. Unless, very hot scientists, Kari Byron maybe??!!

    *Brings up average*


  • Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Back to Denmark I go!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    The largest percentage of bottoms? What the f*ck does that mean? :confused:

    I think that means the gay guys in Denmark much prefer to take than to give.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    orourkeda wrote: »
    The danes are the biggest pricks in the world?

    Probably!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Anyone else get the feeling that this thread was a cunning ploy by the OP to get us all to go to a gay website?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Im assuming these figures are when at full mast.

    Awkward enough getting a bone with a load of scientists gawking at you. Unless, very hot scientists, Kari Byron maybe??!!

    *Brings up average*

    That would definitely increase the strength of ones erect pecker alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭bryaner


    Jaysus we should top the list, Brian Cowen must be the biggest prick in the world..


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Anyone else get the feeling that this thread was a cunning ploy by the OP to get us all to go to a gay website?

    Porn sites are better to use as a means of research.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭Rubik.


    Who paid for the research - a penis enlargement clinic? The average length of a penis is 5.8 inches.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    how do they gather this information? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    bryaner wrote: »
    Jaysus we should top the list, Brian Cowen must be the biggest prick in the world..

    Big whopper on him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I feel way more than adequate after reading that.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Overheal wrote: »
    how do they gather this information? :p

    Taking mickey measurements


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,140 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    University Galway seems to have done a proper study in 1999

    the average Irish penis is 5 inches +/- 2.2inches

    Smallest Korea at 3.8
    Largest Congo 7.1
    http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Those poor Malasian women!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    I can tell ya for a FACT...Italys measurements is NOT true.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    well i might add mine fluctuates some days it's huge and some days especially after a large amount of beer it's invisable, i hate fluctuations. ahh the joys of being on a bus and you see a beatiful woman and you're up in the air and can't stand to get off at you're stop lol very embarrassing. but it is impossible to judge who has the biggest because it all depends on the day i.e fluctuations in the prick world.


Advertisement