We're 14th in the world for penis size

Blikes

Found this interesting. Taken from Manhuntdaily.com (Explicit images on the other parts of the site. Be Warned)

Have you ever wondered which country is home to the largest penises? In a quest to find the answer, we’ve taken data from forty of Manhunt‘s top markets, and the results are extremely revealing! Denmark leads the pack with an average size of 7.59 inches. This is particularly amusing, given they’re the nation with the largest percentage of bottoms.
Malaysia ranks at the bottom of the list with 6.08 inches. Though this may imply Malaysian men aren’t packing much below the waist, it probably just means they’re the most honest of the bunch. But that’s just our opinion! What conclusions do you draw from all of these numbers?
- Dewitt
For the full list of countries included, follow the JUMP:
Denmark – 7.59
Italy – 7.44
Sweden – 7.44
Australia – 7.41
Netherlands – 7.41
Belgium – 7.39
England – 7.38
Switzerland – 7.37
USA – 7.37
Greece – 7.37
Dominican Republic – 7.36
France – 7.36
New Zealand – 7.35
Ireland – 7.33
Panama – 7.32
Spain – 7.31
Canada – 7.3
Cuba – 7.28
Israel – 7.27
Portugal – 7.26
Brazil – 7.25
Egypt – 7.22
South Africa – 7.21
Germany – 7.21
Argentina – 7.21
Chile – 7.19
Colombia – 7.19
Russia – 7.17
Costa Rica – 7.14
Venezuela – 7.11
South Korea – 6.98
Peru – 6.95
Mexico – 6.89
China – 6.86
Thailand – 6.82
India – 6.74
Taiwan – 6.56
Indonesia – 6.54
Philippines – 6.14
Malaysia – 6.08
(All measurements are in inches)

orourkeda

The danes are the biggest pricks in the world?

Who'd have thought it.

Running around with their 7.59 inch mickeys hanging out of them.

p.s are they horns or floppies

Sabre0001

Lot of liars out there....

And we all know that what really matters is e-Penis size!

alwaysadub

/ books a one way ticket to Denmark..

Ickle Magoo

First for being able spin a yarn tho....










:P

adamski8

Blikes wrote: »

Found this interesting. Taken from Manhuntdaily.com (Explicit images on the other parts of the site. Be Warned)

why?

Cheap Thrills!

orourkeda wrote: »

The danes are the biggest pricks in the world?

Who'd have thought it.

Running around with their 7.59 inch mickeys hanging out of them.

p.s are they horns or floppies

mmmmmmMMmmm, vikings :pac::p

KINGVictor

Lies, lies , lies etc


I watch enough porn to know that list is highly skewed!!!:D

Blikes

adamski8 wrote: »

why?

for the same reason you found it interesting enough to click on the topic, read my post, and reply i suppose!

orourkeda

KINGVictor wrote: »

Lies, lies , lies etc


I watch enough porn to know that list is highly skewed!!!:D

Nigeria would be top of the list then

starbelgrade

Denmark leads the pack with an average size of 7.59 inches. This is particularly amusing, given they’re the nation with the largest percentage of bottoms.

The largest percentage of bottoms? What the f*ck does that mean?

KINGVictor

orourkeda wrote: »

Nigeria would be top of the list then

Haha!!

Nice one, but unfortunately I cannot comment on that. I will leave that to the true judges!....ask around!!!

Sofa King Great

So why exactly were you on that site??

alwaysadub

starbelgrade wrote: »

The largest percentage of bottoms? What the f*ck does that mean?

That they're the biggest assholes as well as pricks?

Or maybe not everyone has a bottom in different countries...

W.Shakes-Beer

Im assuming these figures are when at full mast.

Awkward enough getting a bone with a load of scientists gawking at you. Unless, very hot scientists, Kari Byron maybe??!!

*Brings up average*

Lia_lia

Back to Denmark I go!

Royal Irish

starbelgrade wrote: »

The largest percentage of bottoms? What the f*ck does that mean?

I think that means the gay guys in Denmark much prefer to take than to give.

pebbles21

orourkeda wrote: »

The danes are the biggest pricks in the world?

Probably!

mickydoomsux

Anyone else get the feeling that this thread was a cunning ploy by the OP to get us all to go to a gay website?

orourkeda

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Im assuming these figures are when at full mast.

Awkward enough getting a bone with a load of scientists gawking at you. Unless, very hot scientists, Kari Byron maybe??!!

*Brings up average*

That would definitely increase the strength of ones erect pecker alright.

bryaner

Jaysus we should top the list, Brian Cowen must be the biggest prick in the world..

orourkeda

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Anyone else get the feeling that this thread was a cunning ploy by the OP to get us all to go to a gay website?

Porn sites are better to use as a means of research.

Rubik.

Who paid for the research - a penis enlargement clinic? The average length of a penis is 5.8 inches.

Overheal

how do they gather this information?

orourkeda

bryaner wrote: »

Jaysus we should top the list, Brian Cowen must be the biggest prick in the world..

Big whopper on him.

galwayrush

I feel way more than adequate after reading that.:cool:

orourkeda

Overheal wrote: »

how do they gather this information?

Taking mickey measurements

Ghost Train

University Galway seems to have done a proper study in 1999

the average Irish penis is 5 inches +/- 2.2inches

Smallest Korea at 3.8
Largest Congo 7.1
http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

Princess Peach

Those poor Malasian women!

anniehoo

I can tell ya for a FACT...Italys measurements is NOT true.

zenno

well i might add mine fluctuates some days it's huge and some days especially after a large amount of beer it's invisable, i hate fluctuations. ahh the joys of being on a bus and you see a beatiful woman and you're up in the air and can't stand to get off at you're stop lol very embarrassing. but it is impossible to judge who has the biggest because it all depends on the day i.e fluctuations in the prick world.

knird evol

are these numbers width or lenght

galwayrush

Ghost Train wrote: »

University Galway seems to have done a proper study in 1999

the average Irish penis is 5 inches +/- 2.2inches

Smallest Korea at 3.8
Largest Congo 7.1
http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

The Mayo and Roscommon people realy brought down our average.:pac:

mufcboy1999

im of to malaysia with my 7+ inchs of steel, il be like god to the malasian women:D

adamski8

Blikes wrote: »

for the same reason you found it interesting enough to click on the topic, read my post, and reply i suppose!

your secretly gay?
well you've gone and outed us both now, well done!

anniehoo

knird evol wrote: »

are these numbers width or lenght

A 7.59er is not comin anywhere near me if its width...

starlit

I don't really care what size a guys is its not a measure of his personality and its not a measure of how good in the sack that he can be. A bit of raw talent and looking at behind is better indicator!

Superbus

Relevant xkcd comic.

Scuid Mhór

don't care.

bryaner

Thats a load of cock..

anniehoo

snuggles285 wrote: »

I don't really care what size a guys is its not a measure of his personality

You're right there

wrote:

its not a measure of how good in the sack that he can be.

and totally wrong there. It DOES matter lads...end of!

Bob the Seducer

anniehoo wrote: »

I can tell ya for a FACT...Italys measurements is NOT true.

You must have been quite busy on holiday to establish that fact!

mufcboy1999

anniehoo wrote: »

I can tell ya for a FACT...Italys measurements is NOT true.

you just described yourself as a slut in my eyes:D joke but it does sound like a slut thing to say

BluesBerry

Willies *giggles*

starlit

Well a fine pair of legs and nice bum would do me but put it like that, if he needs to keep it up long enough and keep the distance, size has nothing to do with how good he be in bed. Its how he uses it will make the difference, size has nothing to do with it. If he can satisfy a woman no matter what size, size shouldn't matter.

minidazzler

Princess Peach wrote: »

Those poor Malasian women!

It's ok, they have tiny vagina's.

TBH, I am quite happy with mine, but if a woman mocks your cock you can just say she's a dirty hoor with a wizards sleeve.

snuggles285 wrote: »

Well a fine pair of legs and nice bum would do me but put it like that, if he needs to keep it up long enough and keep the distance, size has nothing to do with how good he be in bed. Its how he uses it will make the difference, size has nothing to do with it. If he can satisfy a woman no matter what size, size shouldn't matter.

Go out and find a guy with something less than 4 inches and see if you say the same! He mgiht be good at other things, but would probably be quite useless with actual sex!

Ghost Train

galwayrush wrote: »

The Mayo and Roscommon people realy brought down our average.:pac:

Did you take part in this Galway study, if had taken place in Dublin the results would have been better (longer)

anniehoo

snuggles285 wrote: »

If he can satisfy a woman no matter what size, size shouldn't matter.

No it shouldnt matter...but it does. Im a slut havent ya heard Lads just dont like to be told that size "does matter".

mufcboy1999

snuggles285 wrote: »

Well a fine pair of legs and nice bum would do me but put it like that, if he needs to keep it up long enough and keep the distance, size has nothing to do with how good he be in bed. Its how he uses it will make the difference, size has nothing to do with it. If he can satisfy a woman no matter what size, size shouldn't matter.

thats all well and good but you cant you make love to a pair of legs and a mans arse:D you need the cockatron for that ladies

starlit

I wouldn't know as ive never made love to a man but sure the bum and legs can do other things?

ilovesleep

Forget about size. I want to know what country has the hairiest men.