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We're 14th in the world for penis size

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    #62
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Why in jaysus are ye sayin size doesnt matter then??? Ah girl...without sounding like "a slut" try a few sizes out and then come back and tell us whats good.

    /i sound like a slut now christ...

    When's the next beers?


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    #63
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,340 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    minidazzler wrote: »
    :eek: Why the fcuk not? One of lifes simple pleasures! :D Go for it!
    I know but just not met the right bloke that I'd trust to I wasn't ready when with the ex just wasn't the right time but haven't had many oportunities in my time and well i'm fussy. I'm not into causual and one nighters. Rather be seeing someone or in a serious relationship.


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    #64
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Why in jaysus are ye sayin size doesnt matter then??? Ah girl...without sounding like "a slut" try a few sizes out and then come back and tell us whats good.

    /i sound like a slut now christ...


    Too true.
    It's like saying such a film is brilliant,and you have't even seen it!


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    #65
    mikeystipey
    Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭mikeystipey


    conveniently low number of African countries surveyed :rolleyes:


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    #66
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    I know but just not met the right bloke that I'd trust to I wasn't ready when with the ex just wasn't the right time but haven't had many oportunities in my time and well i'm fussy. I'm not into causual and one nighters. Rather be seeing someone or in a serious relationship.

    In Bold some of my favourite things.

    In Italics all my least favourite!

    Lads, someone lie about loving her for a couple of months til she puts out? Then you can abandon if you so choose! :pac:


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    #67
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    Makes no difference how big an irish mans is... Irish women dont know what to do with them.....

    Ok Ok Ok so i am jelious..... I think i personally rank on the bottom of that list anyway so fook me who took this survey anyway..

    i dunno,but i volunteer to be the next survey taker for it.
    Obviously,for an accurate survey, i'll have to do all the measurements myself..:D


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    #68
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    Makes no difference how big an irish mans is... Irish women dont know what to do with them.....
    ..

    Oh but we do..will send you a postcard from Copenhagen!:D


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    #69
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    mufcboy1999 wrote: »
    im of to malaysia with my 7+ inchs of steel, il be like god to the malasian women:D

    i'd laugh if it was too big to fit any of the women there lol


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    #70
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    I know but just not met the right bloke that I'd trust to I wasn't ready when with the ex just wasn't the right time but haven't had many oportunities in my time and well i'm fussy. I'm not into causual and one nighters. Rather be seeing someone or in a serious relationship.

    Why the fuuck are you telling everyone this. And how would you know size doesn't matter if you're a virgin


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    #71
    knird evol
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    conveniently low number of African countries surveyed
    it was just a competition for human beings

    Mod: user was banned for this post


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    #72
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    I know but just not met the right bloke that I'd trust to I wasn't ready when with the ex just wasn't the right time but haven't had many oportunities in my time and well i'm fussy. I'm not into causual and one nighters. Rather be seeing someone or in a serious relationship.

    Good for you :)


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    #73
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    i dunno,but i volunteer to be the next survey taker for it.
    Obviously,for an accurate survey, i'll have to do all the measurements myself..:D


    Darlughda wrote: »
    Oh but we do..will send you a postcard from Copenhagen!:D


    Which one of you is olga.... olga n all over mens penisis...


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    #74
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,340 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    minidazzler wrote: »
    In Bold some of my favourite things.

    In Italics all my least favourite!

    Lads, someone lie about loving her for a couple of months til she puts out? Then you can abandon if you so choose! :pac:

    Well my ex was in the same mindset as yours. Next gf he had a baby with and left her once she was 3 months pregnant and she was left holding the baby barely 18 and he in his 20s. Who should have been the grown up in that realtionship so basically I was lucky to get out of a dead end relationship that was going no where. I didn't fancy him enough to bed him!


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    #75
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    mufcboy1999 wrote: »
    im of to malaysia with my 7+ inchs of steel, il be like god to the malasian women:D

    Are you going to f*ck them with a crowbar?


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    #76
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    Makes no difference how big an irish mans is... Irish women dont know what to do with them.....

    Ok Ok Ok so i am jelious..... I think i personally rank on the bottom of that list anyway so fook me who took this survey anyway..

    It does!

    We do!


    and if its any consolation really big penisis (or is it penii?) are uncomfortable and sometimes can be painful (only sometimes) my ex was freakishly big :o


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    #77
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    Well my ex was in the same mindset as yours. Next gf he had a baby with and left her once she was 3 months pregnant and she was left holding the baby barely 18 and he in his 20s. Who should have been the grown up in that realtionship so basically I was lucky to get out of a dead end relationship that was going no where. I didn't fancy him enough to bed him!

    That's just him being a small willied cnut TBH. Nothing to do with the "I enjoy sex" mindset.


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    #78
    daithi09
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭daithi09


    mine is to big... apparently... :(


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    #79
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    so does this include ladyboys?


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    #80
    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,342 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    those numbers are complete and utter rubbish, who did they survey pornstars, average size over 6 inches in india lol, correct numbers


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    #81
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    hiyiz o/

    i'm here for the cock :)


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    #82
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Surely this is one of the few threads that it is appropriate for the ladies to say pics or gtfo!:D


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    #83
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    this is GAY let's talk about boobs instead k


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    #84
    daithi09
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭daithi09


    boobs are great


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    #85
    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,342 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Absurdum wrote: »
    this is GAY let's talk about boobs instead k

    the average boob size in denmark is 36 DD, average in ireland 34 DD

    about as believable as that penis survey :p


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    #86
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    rossie1977 wrote: »
    the average boob size in denmark is 36 DD, average in ireland 34 DD

    about as believable as that penis survey :p

    My manboobs are cute and sensual


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    #87
    daithi09
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭daithi09


    well see big boobs a lot of the time are just proportionate to the big people..therefore 36dd doesnt alway=great.. Lets talk about hot girls with nice boobs...


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    #88
    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,342 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    daithi09 wrote: »
    well see big boobs a lot of the time are just proportionate to the big people..therefore 36dd doesnt alway=great.. Lets talk about hot girls with nice boobs...

    i can't hear you over the sound of boobs


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    #89
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    rossie1977 wrote: »
    those numbers are complete and utter rubbish, who did they survey pornstars, average size over 6 inches in india lol, correct numbers
    compare them to these figures;
    Ghost Train wrote: »
    http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

    I think a lot of the figures are the exact same coz they took them from the same studies, but for example look at the two figures given for greece;

    4.8'' vs 5.8''

    wtf :confused:.

    Even scientific penis surveys are not accurate. I'd be inclined the lower figures are the more accurate.


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    #90
    daithi09
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭daithi09


    nice...


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    #91
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    rossie1977 wrote: »
    i can't hear you over the sound of boobs


    best post ever


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