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What do i feed him?

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  • #32
    weiland79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,320 ✭✭✭weiland79


    mr kr0nik wrote: »
    Aye, but beware..

    If it smells like trout he'll throw it out, if it tastes like chicken he'll keep on kickin'

    Surely you mean Lickin!


  • #33
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Crazy people with your steak and all that madness for breakfast fecking recession me hole!! :p


  • #34
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    weiland79 wrote: »
    Surely you mean Lickin!

    jesus can't even get one quote right. God I'm useless.


  • #35
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    Seriously though, a few cold oat sodas wouldn't go amiss...


  • #36
    jugger0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    A burger with an egg on it, the greatest combination known to man, Washed down with choclate milk. Id marry ya on the spot!


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  • #37
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    give him pussy for breakfast.

    I bet he'll enjoy that


  • #38
    Flimbos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Flimbos


    OP - it's meat and two veg for you then? :p


  • #39
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    Alot of it is hassle. Cornflakes it is. Or weetabix with strawberries?


    For dinner order in some food, less hassle on you and you'll have more time to get ready and chill. I remember heading over to a dates house and she put in so much effort the poor girl was shattered by the time we had desert. ;)

    Cook a full Irish in the morning though.


  • #40
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    angerfist2009 wrote: »
    Crazy people with your steak and all that madness for breakfast fecking recession me hole!! :p
    What's a recession?


  • #41
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Tell him to eat at least an hour before he calls that you have a waterbed.


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  • #42
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Pussy


  • #43
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,396 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    jd007 wrote: »
    Pussy
    lol that's a good one. très original! :P


  • #44
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    super_furry wrote: »
    Chips. Served in your knickers.

    Hold the red sauce


  • #45
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    From experience its probably a good ould Irish Breakfast might do the trick! If its a dinner well either lasagna or the usual bacon and cabbage or steak and chips, then ya. Beer will reel him in!


  • #46
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    snyper wrote: »
    Hold the red sauce

    Eww.

    OP- Don't worry bout what he wants to eat in the mornin. Kick him out of bed and get him to make you breakfast in bed. Or just wake him up with a bj and he'll forget all about food :D


  • #47
    rick_fantastic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 905 ✭✭✭rick_fantastic


    you could always make him a hot lunch.... urban dictionary is that a way
    >


  • #48
    Sound Bite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 788 ✭✭✭Sound Bite


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    From experience its probably a good ould Irish Breakfast might do the trick! If its a dinner well either lasagna or the usual bacon and cabbage or steak and chips, then ya. Beer will reel him in!

    NO NO NO ...do not feed any man cabbage....the results are not good! He'll stink the place out afterwards!! OP, you will not want to sleep with cabbage based farts.

    But the rest of the post is spot on.


  • #49
    sallystar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 ✭sallystar


    If you make him dinner, he should take you out to breakfast. ;)


  • #50
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    He doesnt care what he is gonna eat, what it tastes like and he wont remember. He just wants to plough you.


  • #51
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Bananas. I know it's weird, but trust me.


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  • #52
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Get flavoured condoms. You've covered both bases then.


  • #53
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Something with meat, but not a lot or at least not too heavy. He won't care too much about the food. Keep it plain enough if you're worried. No salad/veggie stuff unless you know that he's a bit like that.
    He'd probably be happy with beans on toast for breakfast to be honest, just give him a good riding.


  • #54
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    The best way to a man's heart is through is stomach!;)


  • #55
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Edible knickers and a flake


  • #56
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    The best way to a man's heart is through is stomach!;)

    Bollocks it is - it's through his cock.


  • #57
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Bollocks it is - it's through his cock.

    :eek:


    :rolleyes:


    :o


  • #58
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    rick_fantastic wrote: »
    you could always make him a hot lunch.... urban dictionary is that a way
    >

    OMFG.

    there are no words 4 my disgust at that


  • #59
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Let him eat you. Make him lick front to back in one big lick.


  • #60
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    How about some chocolate, stawberries and some whipped cream and some champers!:cool:


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  • #61
    BigBenRoeth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,044 ✭✭✭BigBenRoeth


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    Ok so i might have some guy call around to my place some time. When i say some guy, i mean i really really fancy him and want to make a good impression on him. So would like to be prepared and have food in the house, well food he might like.

    Now i dont know what he might like so if there's any guys out there, what makes a good breakfast? Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?

    fanny tbh


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