What do i feed him?

Mrs Garth Brooks

Ok so i might have some guy call around to my place some time. When i say some guy, i mean i really really fancy him and want to make a good impression on him. So would like to be prepared and have food in the house, well food he might like.

Now i dont know what he might like so if there's any guys out there, what makes a good breakfast? Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?

FreudianSlippers

I only eat caviar and foie gras. Get caviar and foie gras.





oh, and icecream.

Mr Benevolent

Steak and a BJ. Seriously.

El Weirdo

Fur burger.

MonkeyTennis

Custard

Joey the lips

Pizza that night and a breakfast roll in the morning.... You can always have fruity condoms for something to suck on during the movie.

KeithAFC

Frosties

KeithM89_old

Anything - if he thinks hes gonna get some - he'll grin and bear whatever you make.

Also, Rohypnol

Kiwi_knock

Concentrate more on what you are wearing, the less you wear = the less edible the food has to be

Cullen82

Ya always know what you're getting with McDonalds....ya might even get away with saying you made it:D

LimerickDan

The way to a man's heart is Meat!! good Steak, Hearty food. No vegetarian Crap.

and if food dont work, Just lay urself on a plate!

He lick that plate clean!

:eek:

FreudianSlippers

KeithM89 wrote: »

Anything - if he thinks hes gonna get some - he'll grin and bear whatever you make.

Also, Rohypnol

HURRAY FOR FLOORIES!

dan185

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?

I have a boner

WindSock

Feed him the length of your strap on. Or give him some oysters and watch intently how he tackles them. If he recoils in disgust, kick him out!

FreudianSlippers

do that nude sushi plate thing. Can I come over for breakfast then?

KeithM89_old

Gotta say it: Pics of GTFO

super_furry

Chips. Served in your knickers.

Cullen82

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?

Can't imagine they'd go down well :pac::pac:

El Weirdo

Cullen82 wrote: »

Ya always know what you're getting with McDonalds....ya might even get away with saying you made it:D

Only if the OP looked like this.

FreudianSlippers

Cullen82 wrote: »

Can't imagine they'd go down well :pac::pac:

I am shaking my head right now. lol

FreudianSlippers

El Weirdo wrote: »

Only if the OP looked like this.

I think you mean this

Wade in the Sea

Why not just ask him on the way home, as in, how would you like my eggs in the morning? :P

Lux23

Well Steak and mash for dinner and a full fry up for breakfast, don't do anything fussy thats hard to eat if he is a nervous type.

All I can tell you is they eat a hell of a lot of food for breakfast, even if they claim otherwise

Terry

Let him drink from the furry cup.

PeterIanStaker

Whatever about the food, definitely buy the johnnies, its better to have them and not need them, than to need them and not have them!!

Mrs Garth Brooks

Alot of it is hassle. Cornflakes it is. Or weetabix with strawberries?

storm2811

OisinT wrote: »

I think you mean this

I think you mean This

mr kr0nik

Terry wrote: »

Let him drink from the furry cup.

Aye, but beware..

If it smells like trout he'll throw it out, if it tastes like chicken he'll keep on kickin'

King Felix

Don't give him crabs, whatever you do.

Coriolanus

Honestly, cook him a steak and egg breakfast. He'll remember that. Everyone does fries and ****.
Steak and eggs, scrambled, fried, doesn't matter. Just steak and eggs. Breakfast of motherfúcking champions, seriously.

weiland79

mr kr0nik wrote: »

Aye, but beware..

If it smells like trout he'll throw it out, if it tastes like chicken he'll keep on kickin'

Surely you mean Lickin!

How Soon Is Now

Crazy people with your steak and all that madness for breakfast fecking recession me hole!!

mr kr0nik

weiland79 wrote: »

Surely you mean Lickin!

jesus can't even get one quote right. God I'm useless.

mr kr0nik

Seriously though, a few cold oat sodas wouldn't go amiss...

jugger0

A burger with an egg on it, the greatest combination known to man, Washed down with choclate milk. Id marry ya on the spot!

orourkeda

give him pussy for breakfast.

I bet he'll enjoy that

Flimbos

OP - it's meat and two veg for you then?

TheZohanS

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Alot of it is hassle. Cornflakes it is. Or weetabix with strawberries?

For dinner order in some food, less hassle on you and you'll have more time to get ready and chill. I remember heading over to a dates house and she put in so much effort the poor girl was shattered by the time we had desert.

Cook a full Irish in the morning though.

FreudianSlippers

angerfist2009 wrote: »

Crazy people with your steak and all that madness for breakfast fecking recession me hole!!

What's a recession?

Kasabian

Tell him to eat at least an hour before he calls that you have a waterbed.

jd007

Pussy

FreudianSlippers

jd007 wrote: »

Pussy

lol that's a good one. très original! :P

AckwelFoley

super_furry wrote: »

Chips. Served in your knickers.

Hold the red sauce

starlit

From experience its probably a good ould Irish Breakfast might do the trick! If its a dinner well either lasagna or the usual bacon and cabbage or steak and chips, then ya. Beer will reel him in!

alwaysadub

snyper wrote: »

Hold the red sauce

Eww.

OP- Don't worry bout what he wants to eat in the mornin. Kick him out of bed and get him to make you breakfast in bed. Or just wake him up with a bj and he'll forget all about food

rick_fantastic

you could always make him a hot lunch.... urban dictionary is that a way

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Sound Bite

snuggles285 wrote: »

From experience its probably a good ould Irish Breakfast might do the trick! If its a dinner well either lasagna or the usual bacon and cabbage or steak and chips, then ya. Beer will reel him in!

NO NO NO ...do not feed any man cabbage....the results are not good! He'll stink the place out afterwards!! OP, you will not want to sleep with cabbage based farts.

But the rest of the post is spot on.

sallystar

If you make him dinner, he should take you out to breakfast.

Pauleta

He doesnt care what he is gonna eat, what it tastes like and he wont remember. He just wants to plough you.

bronte

Bananas. I know it's weird, but trust me.