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What do i feed him?

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    #62
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Just answer the door naked. Nothing will matter after that.


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    #63
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Cover yourself in food naked and let him ravish you! His eyes will pop before ye say a word! ;)


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    #64
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Just answer the door naked. Nothing will matter after that.

    Not true. If she has a dirty pooper it could be a distraction.

    OP don't forget to bleach your pooper


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    #65
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Not true. If she has a dirty pooper it could be a distraction.

    OP don't forget to bleach your pooper

    And sure treat yourself to a good waxing while you're at it, most places have 20% off at the moment.


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    #66
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    Ok so i might have some guy call around to my place some time. When i say some guy, i mean i really really fancy him and want to make a good impression on him. So would like to be prepared and have food in the house, well food he might like.

    Now i dont know what he might like so if there's any guys out there, what makes a good breakfast? Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?
    Breakfast? Well if you're talking breakfast I'd say the impression's already been made.


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    #67
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    just make sure your snatch doesn't taste or smell like mackerel


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    #68
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    trolling troll is trolling.


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    #69
    entropi
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    As mentioned, a fur burger...with a roofie colada to wash it down :pac:


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    #70
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    just make sure your snatch doesn't taste or smell like mackerel

    ah, not so bad.

    It's be worse if it tasted like a cock flavoured mackerel


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    #71
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    What do i feed him?

    This


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    #72
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Whatever the meal is, make sure to follow it with an authentic Irish cheese board. For this, you will need the full selection of all Irish cheeses, which consists of;

    - Red Cheddar
    - White Cheddar
    - Yellow Cheddar
    - Easi Singles


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    #73
    sallystar
    Registered Users Posts: 38 ✭sallystar


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Whatever the meal is, make sure to follow it with an authentic Irish cheese board. For this, you will need the full selection of all Irish cheeses, which consists of;

    - Red Cheddar
    - White Cheddar
    - Yellow Cheddar
    - Easi Singles




    And Calvita:D


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    #74
    PaddyBomb
    Registered Users Posts: 953 ✭✭✭PaddyBomb


    stovelid wrote: »
    This

    Or This minus the H.


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    #75
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Whatever the meal is, make sure to follow it with an authentic Irish cheese board. For this, you will need the full selection of all Irish cheeses, which consists of;

    - Red Cheddar
    - White Cheddar
    - Yellow Cheddar
    - Easi Singles

    No Calvita?


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    #76
    klose
    Registered Users Posts: 11,565 ✭✭✭✭klose


    rick_fantastic wrote: »
    you could always make him a hot lunch.... urban dictionary is that a way
    >



    HAHAHAHAHAHA :D


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    #77
    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    What's a hot lunch? I take it that it isn't a hot toasted sandwhich or soup?

    Just checked it out. Oh yuck


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    #78
    entropi
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Whatever the meal is, make sure to follow it with an authentic Irish cheese board. For this, you will need the full selection of all Irish cheeses, which consists of;

    - Red Cheddar
    - White Cheddar
    - Yellow Cheddar
    - Easi Singles
    Surprised you didnt mention knob cheese there :pac:


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    #79
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    What's a hot lunch? I take it that it isn't a hot toasted sandwhich or soup?
    you'd be correct


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    #80
    JeanClaude
    Registered Users Posts: 518 ✭✭✭JeanClaude


    rick_fantastic wrote: »
    you could always make him a hot lunch.... urban dictionary is that a way
    >

    Jaysus Christ....:eek::eek:....I had to look it up :mad: couldn't leave it alone.. ... I'm traumatized even thinking about it...theres no way in Gods earthly world anyone has done that willingly...SERIOUSLY..:confused:


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    #81
    seaniefr
    Registered Users Posts: 301 ✭✭seaniefr


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    What's a hot lunch? I take it that it isn't a hot toasted sandwhich or soup?

    look it up on the web ...........am not even going to describe it :eek:


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    #82
    seaniefr
    Registered Users Posts: 301 ✭✭seaniefr


    JeanClaude wrote: »
    Jaysus Christ....:eek::eek:....I had to look it up :mad: couldn't leave it alone.. ... I'm traumatized even thinking about it...theres no way in Gods earthly world anyone has done that willingly...SERIOUSLY..:confused:
    some sick puppies out there alright and i thought the 'golden shower' was bad:D


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    #83
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    seaniefr wrote: »
    some sick puppies out there alright and i thought the 'golden shower' was bad:D
    you're not going to want to look up tubgirl then. :eek:


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    #84
    seaniefr
    Registered Users Posts: 301 ✭✭seaniefr


    OisinT wrote: »
    you're not going to want to look up tubgirl then. :eek:
    OMG:eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    #85
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    seaniefr wrote: »
    OMG:eek::eek::eek::eek:
    Told you.


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    #86
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Seafood soup.


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    #87
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?

    No, he'll have his own condoms!

    Forget the food and buy baby oil, rubber gloves, sexy lingerie, nurse outfit (optional), baby wipes, kitchen plunger, 2 pool balls and a cheese grater! He should be able to take the initiative from there!


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    #88
    JeanClaude
    Registered Users Posts: 518 ✭✭✭JeanClaude


    OisinT wrote: »
    you're not going to want to look up tubgirl then. :eek:

    OH good God........ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............:(


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    #89
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Feed him your cock, no wait your a woman. Feed him your ***.

    I may regret typing this in the morning


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    #90
    mojesius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,324 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Hot lunch - It sounds so filthy now :(. Dare I look up cold lunch?

    Edit: just did and can't decide which is worse.


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    #91
    Wade in the Sea
    Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭Wade in the Sea


    rick_fantastic wrote: »
    you could always make him a hot lunch.... urban dictionary is that a way
    >

    Oh sweet mother of Jahova.

    In fairness you'd probably not be too concerned with a bit of old dog breath after that one. :D


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